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If I were honest as a DPS, I would admit that Negativna deserved to enter the Government. It is not numerous. And he is a master of deception
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Darko Pajović, Azra Jasavić, Goran Tuponja, Photo: Savo Prelević
Darko Pajović, Azra Jasavić, Goran Tuponja, Photo: Savo Prelević
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Ažurirano: 03.06.2016. 07:22h

After six months of drama, Montenegro can act. Darko Pajović and Azra Jasavić can hold positions. He in the first building, she in the second. It would be humane if they were provided with a strong position in the third part of government - the judiciary. Because all corruption is a crime. And no one knows what goes through the head of the special prosecutor.

Some other complications can also arise there. If the other wants to become the first. Power is a miracle, appetites grow in an instant. Especially when a pocket party gets so much power. And when the prime minister publicly takes her as his best friend.

If I were honest as a DPS, I would admit that Negativna deserved to enter the Government. It is not numerous. And he is a master of deception. And, I still remember, she looked so orange, innocent and childish in the first campaign... She just grew up quickly and studied well... She had someone from...

Whenever DPS lost elections, Negativna would bring it to power. It looks silly, but it works. In Nikšić, the villains were a tas on the scales. Instead of moving to the right side, they dug in at the anthem and the flag. Scheduling written colloquiums about love for the homeland from an ambush to the opposition. Then they went to a narrower profession, genetics. With national identification of red blood cells. They are squeamish on white...

In Podgorica, they wandered from Zlatica to Dajbab. And by some third way they ended up in Zeta. They looked completely executed as they led the surprised Slavoljub Stijepović towards the center. To the gift chair of the mayor... In fact, they knew what they were doing all along. Making the whole of Montenegro Negative.

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I also passed away these days, completely satisfied with the performance of the new Minister of Agriculture. I've been watching for two weeks now as he exposes himself to the cameras and announces excellent projects without a break. The future of agriculture on the screen looks more than bright. He also cares about the past. So he pays off the debts of the dairies. And the herders who spilled the varenika, because they don't like to work. He also distributed some loans to young people to stay in the countryside. The problem, however, is that the man on TV does not look like Milenko Popović at all. Spit Petar Ivanovic, no mistake.

I'm smoking for nothing now, the minister for tobacco and the tender feelings of his associates is doing his job very well. The campaign for the October elections. Unlike opposition colleagues.

It could be that the new ministers were scared after the Deputy Prime Minister Milorad Vujović joined TVCG.me. To the center. He was greeted by Radojka Rutović, who had just been scrapped. True, a little bald... I don't understand at all how the close encounter passed without casualties. Every five minutes it seemed that the robust host would jump over the table and knock out the guest. Who held on heroically. And lordily waited those five seconds for an answer. To the questions with which, with boxing manners, he was dignified from the hunting heights... I did not last until the end. I hear that Vujović is...

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Predrag Bulatović showed that he is a master of political craft. He did not remove the sneer from his face. It's like he's playing with both the host and the viewers... Or he doesn't even believe what he's saying.

Montenegro is devastated... Living truth! In the last 10 years... It won't be like that! Pohara began with the so-called anti-bureaucratic revolution. In which Bulatović led the working class. And she, in cooperation with the national class, brought down all of Montenegro. In the middle of the street. The same ones that Bulatović is protesting now.

I believe that he did not benefit from the destruction of the state. But he did hold the candle. Ever since the warriors in 1991 blocked the routes for smuggling weapons, tobacco, oil... Afterwards, water corridors were developed...

The looting of the Aluminum Plant didn't start after the latter referendum either. That business was founded by the first one, from 1992, and advanced through the joint state. Which was created because of robbery. People and territory.

Smuggled oil depots in the coastal hills were also not created independently. Nor was the godfather of my leader engaged in the export of weapons under the auspices of the state. But his. The robbery of Gornji Ibro and the entire north did not appear in the sequels in Monitor two thousand and some, but 15 years earlier. And the dictatorship was not premiered until a decade ago, but a quarter of a century earlier. Some of them still have kidney pain from their love for the so-called. Yugoslavia.

Bulatović, of course, knows all this. And much more. Only, he needs voters now. Well, he can't tell the truth about that big cup of dependent Montenegro. Which was only continued in the independent. But it is better seen in a small country...

PS European experts decided to deal with the Secret Service TVCG.me. They will check whether the parliament stifles the freedom of that media. Who hasn't let half the MPs into the studio for 25 years.

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