Or - you hire 500 million scribes - people suffering from the constant need to write something: songs, columns, plays, tweets, poems, SMS, novels, short stories, reports, phone books, comments, recipes - the result will be the same again - in that cacophony of writings, you feel like you're at the Belgrade Book Fair, but in the pile of segments of those collected scribal writings, you'll find Shakespeare's collected works again.
Statisticians in Serbia came to a different discovery - if you hire a small group of monkeys to play themselves every day, minute by minute - you will get the collected works of Branislav Nušić. In statistics, therefore, all outcomes are possible. Even if you look at a small enough sample.
What does that prove to you? That the Serbs are guaranteed to have originated from some cute monkeys. Which was not "invented" by Darwin, but by Nušić.
Here is the proof - until recently, the commercial and financial director of the Public Enterprise "Ada Ciganlija" was a man with an unusual name - Kristijan Stenberg. He was brought to this position last year, and he introduced himself to the employees as an expert from Norway. He behaved strangely for an expert, and especially for a Norwegian, and in the end it turned out that his real name is Jasmin Buhić, that he is a native of the town of Mrkonjić, that he is no Norwegian expert, and that he graduated from a private university within the deadline. And Serbian. Before that, he worked in the City Administration for Prices and as the chairman of the Supervisory Board of PUK "Beograd put".
Thus, Stenberg aka Jasmin showed that it is not necessary to just join the party to get a job. It is enough to come up with a sounding foreign name, because the Serbian authorities believe that the expert cannot be someone named, for example, Jasmin Buhić, but exclusively a persona named Stenberg Kristijan, last post Oslo.
- Stenberg! You are the right man for us and the first Norwegian who recognized the reform capacity of the Serbian Progressive Party - he must have been told by someone who proposed him for all those positions, and the press writes that it is the assistant of the mayor of Belgrade, whose business card probably it says: a well-known expert for foreign experts.
And who is the leader of that wing of the SNS that does not have to change the party abbreviation, but can change its name to the Serbian Norwegian Party.
In the meantime, expert Stenberg was broken into, so he disappeared somewhere in the direction of Gusenbauer, and perhaps Strauss - Kahn. Experts who have long since disappeared somewhere in the vertical called "head regardless".
For the most part, he does not answer the phone to Blic journalists. Maybe because Serbian journalists don't even know Norwegian. And maybe he doesn't know Norwegian either.
- What does all this smell like to you - Jerotije Pantić, county chief from Nušić's "Suspicious Face", would ask you when he read this story.
- It smells like promincle - you would reply.
- It smells like Đok! - Jerotije would exclaim.
With the fact that Jerotije was thinking of that pharmacist's assistant Đoka Promincl.
And who did you think of?
(Today)
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