While he was Tito's pioneer, the respected Darko P. dreamed of visiting "Uncle Sam" one day and kissing the hand of the most powerful man in the world. And just when such an opportunity presented itself, he had to give it up! Because the parliamentary dialogue cannot wait. To leave Milo and Duško in the lurch?! Malo morgen! The leader of Pozitivna did not go to America, but that's why he was declared the person of the year and, following a shortened procedure, was placed under protection. Governments, of course, UNESCO will wait. When Darko P. was little and when he was asked which car he liked the most, he said - under rotation. All his life he dreamed of becoming so important to the Service that it would take him under its wing. And he succeeded. True, the government protects him from his own voters, not from an external enemy or the mafia. But those are already unimportant details. Drago Đurović received a command for Belgrade, Dragan Bogojević a deanship (with Beba), and Darko - an escort for a similar act. Security, not business. It turns out that, although the leader of the party is disappearing, Pajović fared the worst. That's what injustice is.
Fox news reports that the news about the cancellation of Pajović's arrival at the prayer breakfast had a great impact in America. Because they were really looking forward to a distinguished guest from distant and controversial Macedonia. The White House and the Congress were so moved by Pajović's move to put national interest before personal and party interest that they asked their ambassador in Podgorica to visit the visionary leader. So Margaret found herself visiting Darko with oranges and lemons. But no bananas. That in the patriotic Pozitivna they would not take it as a provocation. The news that Pajović and friends, at the last moment, which has been going on for 2 and a half years, broke and voted for Tito's cabinet, was not understood by the presidential candidate Donald Trump. Who uses every opportunity to attack the Bush dynasty. Why is Darko saving the prime minister, Trump wonders, when he came to power during the time of Bush, the elder! Whom almost everyone has forgotten. Then he outlived Clinton. So Bush, the younger. And crazier, says Trump. The controversial billionaire concludes that our Tito is now preparing to see off the current President Obama. Who fulfilled both mandates. All that time, 25 years, Montenegro has been learning democracy and the rule of law with the same face. Shit, Trump would say. Worst of all, there is no indication that the next election will change anything. That's why Pajović and Brajović are competing for who will carry the baton for another, eighth mandate for Tito.
So who says that we are a banana country. In which the government is elected in some world center of power.
But it is time to stop this practice as well. Milo's bossing is enough - says Pajović's brother in terms of patriotism, Mandić. Namely, after visiting Moscow and the Orthodox brother Naryshkin, he concluded that the time had come for a new political action. Founded on a not very new platform: us and 300 million Russians. That's why Russian ambassador Sergej is expected to invite Mandić to meetings every morning. Priganice, Sputnjik reports, will be prepared in the traditional way, in a pan made by hand by Mandić's Cossacks, in Gornja Morača. The raw material will be exclusively flour and eggs from Russia, which, thanks to unfair sanctions, has become the world leader in food production. Depleted uranium would be served instead of honey with the snacks as a reminder of the criminal NATO bombing. The breakfast at Sergej's will have the working title, "And after Putin - Putin", which he thinks is the same as at Pozitivna - "And after Tito - Tito"! Andrija, like Darko, is a supporter of the idea of Montenegro as a banana country - Mandić would only like to change the center holding the joystick in his hands.
That's why I expect that, in anticipation of the 10th anniversary of our independence, the creative team led by rector Beba will come up with a 25-euro banknote, that is, a euro, with the image of Andrija M. on one side and Darko P. on the back. It is logical that Andrija should be on the face of the banknote, considering that as an opposition member he has been supporting Comrade Tito's regime for much longer. Plus, he has already arranged with the Putins for the free delivery of S 400 missiles, as a pledge of our future and neutrality.
If possible, I ask the rector, on the occasion of the great jubilee and to avoid quarrels in the opposition, I would also release one coin, of a symbolic 5 euros (not euros) with the image of Srđan Milić on it. On the back of the coin would be printed the illegally built third floor of his family house in illegal Budva. If it weren't for that illegally built floor, no one before the respected leader of the SNP would have been able to claim to be Tito's pioneer. One talks, the other thinks, the third works, the fourth implements, the fifth votes, and the sixth signs - so who can transfer Milić to work for Tito?! Even when he teamed up with the controversial Ivana Š. from the Public RTCG service. Always ready to gather and strengthen the opposition in order for Tito to lead us for a long, long time.
Therefore, on behalf of the Government of Montenegro, I want to thank all of them for their dedicated work in favor of the seventh or eighth term of our leader. Don't blame me for not being sure of the number, because there were so many that one can easily count them. Miracles are metaphors. Well done, Tito.
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