After King Arthur, with the help of Lancelot of Mojkovac, the most faithful and reliable friend, sent the opposition an offer that could not be refused - the celebration began. The knights of the opposition table, aware of all the previous failures, frivolities, wanderings, decided this time to overcome their vanities and conquer their passions, in order to send Arthur and Lancelot the answer expected by all of Scotland. But how can they compose the right answer to them if they don't first agree on the right meeting place? And the real host, who, according to the knightly rules of Scotland, would sit at the top of the round sofre.
From the DF, they immediately nominated their leader Andrija M., who by the way has the title of duke, which is close to the title of knight among the Anglo-Saxon nobility. As they pointed out in the announcement, DF, after several months of protests, has experience in organizing similar gatherings, especially in providing food and catering. This time, DF, in order not to offend the Mediterranean sensibilities of most opposition leaders, will not serve the favorite specialty of pig on a spit, but the menu will include gambori, black risotto and bruschetta. The knight from Budva, Srđan M., corresponding member of the DF, is in charge of drinks, who will serve wine and local grapes, and only for Milan Knežević and Strahinja Bulajić, the best vodka "Putin".
Not long after DF's call, the knight from Donja Morača, Goran D., spoke up, who exclusively revealed the infernal plan of Demos - if King Arthur and Knight Lancelot, on February 1, refuse our offer that cannot be refused, then it is humane and fair to all the knights of the opposition table gather at our leader, Miodrag L., who, considering his impressive diplomatic career, has the most experience in arranging receptions with such high and distinguished guests. The only condition for this gathering is that Knight Medo stays as long as possible in Venezuela, where on the coast of the Atlantic Ocean he participates in a secret mission to save whales and neutralize the dangerous Zika virus. Whom knight Medo calls Žika out of kindness, because it reminds him of his favorite movie from his youth, "Žika's Dynasty". Vitez Medo promises that he will inform us about everything at the end of February after he sees the sun and on the beaches of Sri Lanka, where together with his organization, which includes his wife and many other relatives, he will present the conclusions of the entire mission.
Just when we learned that the Crmnica knight Koja is positive for the Zika virus and that he does not intend to take the mandate from his follower knight Srđan Perić, an offer arrived from the URA to hold the opposition gathering at the knight Žarko R.'s motel "Crnogorska kuća"! Koji Žarko, just for this occasion, and in order not to provoke his colleagues from the DF, will rename it to "Montenegro house - of Serbian origin". In its invitation, URA offers the knights of the round table the services of the wellness center at a reduced price of 5 euros per person. Which they would welcome after the painstaking work on a unique answer to Arthur and Lancelot.
I almost forgot and for the sake of the truth - the first and unique offer to gather the knights of the opposition table was sent by the leader of the Democrats and the knight Aleksa B. Thanks to his football career, he once again proved to be the fastest and most skilled knight in opposition dribbling. Sir Alex (not Ferguson) suggested that the opposition leaders gather at 30 different locations in the city, in order to confuse Lancelot and the Informer, causing them confusion at the same time with 30 different answers. Which later, in the premises of the Democrats, the knights Neven&Veljo would translate into a unique opposition offer that cannot be rejected.
In the evening, the newly minted knight of the opposition table, Ranko K, spoke. In his opinion, and with which I also agree, the Assembly is the only place for the gathering of knights, especially after the positive knight Koja and his positive Azra consecrated that building with an unprecedented victory over King Arthur and Zoran Jelić, which the opposition has not been able to do in the past 25 years. As we learn from the top of the SDP, as a sign of welcome, the biggest opposition members Koja&Azra will serve honey and ice cream, which will once again confirm their commitment to changes and the state interest of Scotland. Which is ahead of the interests of the clinic "Life" and the butcher "Papak" in Konik. Nevertheless, from experience, I recommend the knights of the opposition table to bring Father Velibor Džomić with them, who would have tried priganice before them, especially honey. Not because he is from Crmnica, but because that no one has yet drunk a glass of honey without gagging it with a glass of bile.
Since, as expected, the knights of the opposition table could not agree on such a crucial issue as the place of their gathering, and all in the spirit of compromise that leads to free and fair elections, I have the right solution. I suggest that they gather in Vienna, on Šviden plac bb, in my apartment, which was first discovered and then used by knight Ekrem Kusovac, from the Government of Montenegro. By their own admission, the knight Medo of Venezuela and the knight Skočko of Camelot have already stayed in the apartment, so there will be no problems finding their way around the imperial city and finding the address. Your key is under the mat, the refrigerator is full, and also the boiler, so that you can drink and bathe after a long journey. Another advantage of Vienna is that after finally arriving at a unique and true answer to King Arthur and the knight Lancelot of Mojkovac, the knights of the opposition table could jump to 16. Becirk, the so-called Otakring, the Serbian quarter, where they would enjoy soupy beans (possible prebranica). , brizlem, mućkalica and homemade plum wine. All with the song of our Jami and Ace Lukas and with direct involvement from the spot, the respected and captured reporter Ivana Š., from the Public RTCG service. I know that the DF members would feel at home in Otakring Strasse, and the rest of the expedition should make a little sacrifice, to see what it's like under the tent for one night! And not the historic 20 and a half. Miracles are metaphors. Well done, Jami. Sorry, Ivana.
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