Who says that the European title in water polo is not the result of Prime Minister Vučić's vision? Here, for example, who doesn't remember, two years ago the Prime Minister ordered Zoran Babić to resign from the position of president of the Water Polo Association of Serbia through personal involvement, visionary.
It was believed that Babić was elected to that position by an inadvertent mistake: he was supposed to be the president of the Air Force Association of Serbia, but due to the similarity of the terms aircraft and water polo, he wandered into the election assembly of the Water Polo Association of Serbia, where he was elected by a large majority of votes, as he reminded the audience of "some water polo player , God asks you who".
Then, the Prime Minister simultaneously ordered Aleksandar Vulin and Zoran Bašanović to leave the Board of Directors of the Water Polo Association because the public justifiably wondered: God, do they even know how to swim in stagnant water, since everyone knows how to swim in flowing water just by the water carries it towards an unknown destination.
The result of the Prime Minister's vision for Serbian water polo was visible on Saturday evening. Serbia defeated Montenegro in the final, which is probably the result of the fact that the president of the Water Polo Association of Serbia was not Babić, but the members of the Board of Directors were Vulin and Bašanović. Congratulations, Vučić!
When they took the gold at the World Championships in Kazan in August, someone remembered again that the water polo players actually swim for the vision of the Government of Serbia.
"National successes, and especially the successes of the Government of Serbia, seem to have given wings to our athletes to win over countries that have more water polo players than we citizens. For that, we owe you immense gratitude," said President Toma Nikolić at the time when he and the Prime Minister welcomed them solemnly after the victory over the Croats.
Serbia, admittedly, has more inhabitants than Croatia, together with water polo players, basketball players, soccer players, table tennis players and weight lifters, not to mention Montenegro, but we are all a little bit water polo players, which was evident a few years ago when they were in the leadership The three members of the Water Polo Association from the legendary water polo generation were included: Šoštar, Trbojević, Zimonjić, Savić, Ikodinović, Jelenić, Uskoković, Ćirić, Šapić, Vujasinović, Šefik, Vulin, Babić, Bašanović.
The other information, that the water polo players got their wings by watching TV Dnevnik and the prime minister's press conferences on the video projector next to the pool during the preparations, is guaranteed to be true. The selector of our water polo players must have known that there is no greater motivation for the boys than the unprecedented success of the Government of Serbia, which every day defeats countries that have more ministers than we have state secretaries.
- Before every match, we must watch the live broadcasts of the meetings of the Government of Serbia from the time of the floods, footage of the ski triathlon from Feketić, integral speeches by Zoran Babić in the Assembly, non-integral witticisms by Marijan Rističević, and we are most motivated by the astonishing results of the "Nikolić Dragica" Humanitarian Fund - almost to say our selector, but he was informed that the cocktail party was starting.
At the cocktail party, the water polo players chatted with the leadership of our country, not even believing that they had the opportunity to see live the people from whom they grew wings. And which they think about all the time while swimming from one side of the pool to the other.
They were only surprised when the president asked them in an informal chat: "Do you exchange your underpants at the end of the game like soccer players exchange jerseys?"
And then someone wonders: "And why are these people whistling?"
(Today)
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