I was very happy that PPP or Papagaj Pajović (Positive) would go to Obama's for breakfast so that, before the uncertain vote of confidence, Milo could rest a bit and enjoy Lidia's stories. However, after a new historic session of the self-proclaimed GO PPP, the aforementioned trip was called into question. Because, how can the PPP go to Obama and leave Milo in the lurch, for the opposition to challenge him by putting together a new or transitional government.
I am therefore thinking of writing a letter to the President of America in which I would ask him to urge the Congress and postpone the planned breakfast until the Montenegrin opposition considers the PPP proposal, so that he can vote for the Government and then fly to Washington in peace. In the letter, I would ask Barak to apologize to Michelle if she has already mixed things up for Pajović (PZP), which she should put in the freezer until the distinguished guest from Macedonia appears in the Oval Office.
As an additional reason for postponing the traditional breakfast, I would also like to mention the unjustly disallowed goal in the final of the European Water Polo Championship against our national team, for which Filip Makedonski declared seven days of national mourning. Also, I would add in the letter to Obama, that the PIS or Papagaj Ivan (Social Democrats), who has just opened the works on the Chinese highway, should come to the meeting with Michel from the PPP, which is already at the start and deservedly delayed.
If all this is a mess and a problem for Michelle, here I am, President Obama, guaranteeing that the organizer of the trip, Dee Kay, from the city municipality of Golubovci, which sounds like New Jersey or St. Etienne, will fly to Washington with the mentioned two. By the way, Duško is a master at making pancakes, but if necessary, he can also make pancakes. If you don't believe me, dear President, ask your predecessor Bill, who through the Clinton Global Initiative is well aware of all Duško's skills. On top of all that, we are thinking of sending Purko and Diki on a small plane, there is just so much room, to finally mix and serve rustula, a famous sweet from our Paštrovići. They look like trinkets, but they are not. Just as Darko Pajović looks like Drago Đurović, but he is not. Drago was better.
Of course, in order to send this petition to President Obama, I must have guarantees that the Prime Minister will accept this PPP ultimatum, thus earning his unwavering support. As the deputy prime minister and deputy head of the DPS, some will say eternal deputy, or always the second never the first, vice president Marković, so as the aforementioned Mojkovčan presented the same proposal three days before the self-styled GO PPP, then I conclude that the matter is certain. And obviously arranged.
So, the Chief will give in to PPP, which he rarely and reluctantly does. Although I believe that PPP did not meet and discuss this with the Chief. His right-hand man Azra did even less, who after the end of this political adventure is waiting for a seat in the Judicial Council. Or, at the head of the Supreme Court, when Vesna becomes the president of Montenegro. Vesna Makedonska. The boss just doesn't forget anyone. That is why Azra should not worry about the merits and defense of state interests. He will receive the minimum as much as the respectable Bogojević D., for the defense of Podgorica against Russian medium-range S-300 missiles. And all that and again, over the back of the rector from Kamelot, who struggled for a minute or two to honor the brave Dragan with the deanship.
But, let's solve the previous puzzle: if the PPP did not meet with Mila, and even less Azra with Duška, then who was the "liaison" in carrying out the obvious sparring between the two sister parties. The first thing that comes to mind is Jasavić's brother-in-law Ekan, from the staged affair of S.Č. to whose butcher's shop came from the oval office of our prime minister former VDT and comrade Bobo V. (name and address known to special Katnić), and took, wrapped in baking paper, a kilo of lamb's liver and an encrypted message to the Boss from Pozitivna, which briefly read: " The window won't fall"!
When the top of the ruling party read the message, which was interpreted by the controversial Milan Roćen, they could calmly turn the liver on the plate and have breakfast. So that they wouldn't go to Obama and Michelle. Later, Azra also came with privets, while Tuponja's schoolmate Aco provided the honey, so that in addition to the celebration of the defense of Prozor, one privet for the defense of Limenka could also be dipped. In the end, directly from the Tivat airport, where he mourned the unfair silver medal with the "sharks", PIS arrived at Milo's for breakfast, under rotation and at full speed, and brought the Boss's favorite champagne, "Dom Perignon". For a well-deserved gold medal and an undeserved Can.
This double victory over the budget of Montenegro was so worthily lamented. Because, I'm afraid that these tens of millions for Bracika will be a pittance compared to the bills that the citizens have been paying so far and the crew will pay to the protectors of state interests from the village of Krkobabići in Crmnica. That is why the famous British poet and lexicographer Samuel Johnson, who long ago noted and wrote that "patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels", is a shame. Miracles are metaphors. Well done, Samuel.
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