What Lancelot, Merlin, Parsifal, Galahad and others. When we have Bran, Šarić, Radmila, Đaga, Džigi, Džoma, Ivan and Limenka... We also have a round table that is a woodcut, based on the motifs of the Battle of Grahovac, made by the controversial academic painter Rajko aka Todor. The table was specially ordered for this occasion by the distinguished Žare R., co-owner of Kamelot, president of the association of hoteliers, founder of the CPC, member of the honorary committee for marking the 10th anniversary of the independence of Montenegro, promoter of NATO and low cost flights, friend of Haris Džinović, maid of Bran Mićunović, a regular attendee of talks in the Chamber with Prime Minister Đukanović, an absolute winner of Pyramid, a favorite guest of Living Truth and the Center, a patriot, a leader and the best connoisseur of the western tourist market after Purko and Diki. Is it a little?! At the round table were present, from left to right: rector Radmila called Baby, Sveti Sava called Džigi, Branislav the First called Brano, Branislav the Second called Đaga, popadija Džomić called Velibor, Brajović Ivan called Limenka and his wife called Ministerka. The only thing missing was the nephew Darko, called Skočko, who was replaced by Merlin for this occasion, not the one from Sarajevo but the real one, the wisest of all knights.
Duško Šarić, nicknamed Dule, was not at the table, but in the passage, like the Venetian lion on our red flag that was fluttering above the raised heads of the assembled knights. The red flag, handmade, with gilding, and a little real blood splattered from Boj na Krusi, was provided by CKM and brother Aleksandar, who cares more about state symbols than Minister Vlahović, aka Sanja Ph.D. But the lady minister is better than Alexander in singing the national anthem, and her hand on her bust gives that act a significantly greater emotional charge that stirs the love for the homeland in every true patriot.
The occasion for the gathering of the knights of the round table was the New Year's Eve 2016, the third night in a row, which co-owner Žare organized in the large crystal hall of Camelot, which bears the name of Princess Xenia and the seven dwarfs. As Informer writes, and Antena M reports, Žigi was in charge of putting the knight Đaga to sleep before King Arthur sat down at the round table. With the sword Excalibur. So that he could peacefully agree with Rector Radmila on extraordinary deadlines for students in the 2016 election as well as the changed study regime, 4-0 instead of 3-1. For Manchester City, fix 1, thought Gigi. According to the same source, Haris sang "Ostarić, čeču znat" to Bran all evening, which reminded the prominent Nikšić businessman and philanthropist of the transience of life and the importance of knowledge. A man learns while he lives, Brano likes to say. Or, one man 4 votes - no man no problem. This one is also possible: I'll make you, Darko, an offer you can't refuse. Or: The Godfather is not a button, and I am not Marlon Brando.
Everything in the celebratory night would have been as it should be, if the aforementioned Šarić Duško, from brother Darko, had not appeared at the round table, just after midnight. Balkan warrior, recently acquitted by the Montenegrin courts in the first instance due to lack of evidence. Duško is a friend of Dejo, and Dejo is the president of FSCG, a genius by the way, and FSCG is the home of football, and the football club Rudar is the offspring of the Šarić brothers, the elder of whom is unjustly rotting in Serbian prisons. Which Prime Minister Vučić, as with Canet, will quickly turn into freedom. What is it known for in the region? That he turns a minus into a plus, a decrease into a salary increase, a press conference into a coup d'état, Greater Serbia into a Belgrade pashaluc, the prime minister into a waiter, Vučićević into Mitrović, and Beba into Radmil. The informer learns, and Portal Analitika reports, that Šarić Duško, from his brother Darko, took on Branislav the First the obligation to gather the business community, small and medium businesses, micro and drug economy, in anticipation of the elections in which they will once again support King Arthur, the state and our DPS. With all satellites, including SD, CDU, Forca, BS, HGI, Sputnik and Explorer 1.
The respected shepherd of God, Joma, thanked Jigi for the entire evening for allowing him to be welcomed in Camelot without a registration fee, assuring him that the Almighty will return it all to him twice. When Arthur appeared with his Excalibur, all the celebrants, including Father Velibor, rose from their seats and greeted the king with thunderous applause and chants of "Milo, Milo". Only the knight Đaga slept like a lamb. That's why he didn't hear Artur when he addressed the crowd in pure Montenegrin, emphasizing that, thanks to the prestigious University and the controversial rector, we will celebrate another election victory in 2016 and strengthen our Euro-Atlantic integration. "Amen", Father Velibor shouted, after which everyone crossed themselves and repeated after him - "Glory to him". DPS, not the king. The knights of the round table made way for Artur, to whom the rector Radmila, as a dramatist, explained that his power is not in the sword but in the scabbard. Thanks to them, not Med and Andrija, Artur has been a razor and invincible for 25 years. Therefore, keep the cover of Excalibur like Tinman and Brajović, said Radmila to the king at the end. At that moment, Đaga lifts his head from his shoulder and seeing the Boss with the sword, he wants to stage "Excalibur, the sword of King Arthur" at the CNP in 2016, with his brother Velibor in the lead role.
The informer reveals, and Pobjeda reports, that the celebration in Camelot lasted until dawn. As befits the knights of the round table and their king. Miracles are metaphors. Well done, Radmila. But as a Russian author recently wrote, the problem is when the metaphor is no longer a stylistic figure but a factual situation: "The Russian state is not corrupt and is not networked with organized crime - the Russian state is organized crime, and the criminal regime is not a metaphor, but a sober description of the factual situation." ! So who can say that Washington is closer to us than Moscow.
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