The Democratic Front is tired of protests. That's why they decided to make an intermezzo. Not from all protests, but from civil ones. Who are looking for freedom! And freedom is looking for people. According to the system, search, search and you will find, the DF Presidency has worked hard, so they took a short break. Now Medo can comfortably go to Egypt, Branko to Zagarač, Mladen Bojanić to the stock market, Janko to return to Željezara, and Peđa with a bar of "marlboro" at Sveta in Budva. The man is alone in the house, he should be visited. In the break of civil and peaceful protests, restless rappers from Nova will perform. Plus a motor cultivator from Knežević!
In addition to re-registration from DF to Nova, the protests on December 12 will have to change their slogan. Because the motive is different - not benevolent freedom, but malignant NATO. At the joint session of the Nova Presidency and the collegium of the Duma, plus a motor cultivator, a list of the final 10 proposals for the slogan of the new protests was determined:
1. Us and the Russians 300 million.
2. Divisions, not victories.
3. Slobodan, just say we will fly like bullets.
4. War for peace.
5. Only harmony DPS saves.
6. Ready for home.
7. Get ready, get ready.
8. Milo, Satan.
9. Risto, Turks.
10. Sea, Marko, don't plow the roads.
Since I expect an impressive gathering, with more than tens of thousands of participants, so that my friend Andrija would not lead them to the Assembly and SAJ again, and he had to flee to Crystal, I propose that the peaceful and civil performance end in front of the monument of King Nikola by adopting a joint declaration of the deputies of the Duma and the Presidency of Nova. Plus a motor cultivator. The declaration would ban the monument of King Nikola, as well as his horse, from returning to the country for life, that is, in front of the Parliament of Montenegro. And Milo and Sveta get out of prison. Because if they were together in DPS victories, it is only fair that they should be together in defeats as well.
They don't have to share a cell, but they definitely have to share toothpaste. In addition, I propose a whole series of sanctions because Putin, let alone Mandic, cannot get over this NATO provocation. Here is a list of unfair and unprovoked sanctions:
1. Shaving Roćen's mustache, even though he himself has already done it.
2. One hundred per round to Vujanović, which caused him to cry unbearably.
3. Permanent ban on the exile of Miloš Marović to Russia, although his mother Mira and son Marko have nothing against it.
4. That Deripaska's palace in Krimovica should be placed with the trust of the world.
5. That Mayor Luškov be prohibited from building in Luštica, and his land be automatically replaced by the ancestral home of Mayor Mugoša in Donja Gorica.
6. That Marko Milačić be prohibited from self-immolation in front of the Parliament of Montenegro.
7. That the 10 Russians permanently living in Montenegro arm themselves like those in Ukraine, so that they do not face the referendum on joining NATO empty-handed.
8. That Andrija and Knežević be authorized to distribute water pistols and rubber tanks, thereby creating all the conditions for Montenegro to come, as Mandić said, into a political vortex and to the brink of conflict.
9. Speaking of Ivica, let him assert himself and save Montenegro from conflict, by putting Andrija in Crystal before the mentioned epilogue. His favorite place.
10. That Knežević should not be touched, because freedom is looking for people.
11. According to Comrade Knežević's proposal, NATO and Red Army troops should be deployed in Montenegro in a ratio of 55-45. For NATO.
12. To form a transitional Government of 3M - Milo, Mandić, Milić.
13. That Prof. Branko R. be returned to Zagarač and that his movement be restricted by the leg, i.e. disable return to the plain.
14. That Peđa Bulatović should return to DPS, which he never actually left.
15. To legalize Srđan Milić's third floor in Budva and remove the nanny.
16. That the DPS be forced to rotate Krkobabić - Pajović from Pozitivna to be the leader of the SD, and place Brajović from the SD at the head of Pozitivna.
Kidding aside. However, fortunately, we are far from Ukraine, let alone Syria. Now I just understand what Mandic wanted to say when a year ago he reprimanded some who would "change Đukanović without changing anything else"! He is clearly in favor of essential changes. He and Milić in the government of national unity with the DPS Without Milo, but with his patronage. Plus the support of our brothers and great friends Montenegrin Tarabić - Tom and Vuček. It doesn't sound bad...
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