Svetlana: It's time to review the most important news that today's press deals with. Our guest is Dragan J. Vučićević, publisher and editor-in-chief of Informer. Good morning and welcome.
DJV: Better found you.
Svetlana: Let's start with Informer...
DJV: Let it go, Svetlana, now Informer, that garbage from the sewage system, that worst racketeering garbage in the history of print media in Montenegro... It's unimportant, Svetlana. I came this morning to hijack your press browsing. So, I came this morning to tell you and the citizens of Montenegro that the situation is ten times worse today! Ten times, Svetlana, compared to the time before we, Pink and Prva, who defend Prime Minister Đukanović's policy, came to Montenegro.
Svetlana: In what sense worse?
DJV: In the sense, Svetlana, that now a real coup d'état is being carried out in Montenegro. And don't look at me in amazement, and don't let anyone think I'm crazy. And don't, dear viewers and respected citizens of Montenegro, believe the analysts, various Teama Gorjanc and so on, who claim that we are some kind of crazy people here. This morning, in the next few minutes, I will prove to you that a real coup d'état is underway. And I came here this morning, and I'm going to hijack this part of your show, to warn the Prime Minister, Prime Minister Đukanović, not to travel to Beijing by accident! That he doesn't go to China by chance.
Svetlana: Why?
DJV: If he accidentally goes to China, there will be chaos in Montenegro. Chaos is brewing in Montenegro, Svetlana. If he goes to China, there will be a coup here! It's no joke guys...
Svetlana: But those are hard words, you have to explain...
DJV: Take it easy Svetlana, I will explain everything to you. So, a coup d'état is being prepared here. Djukanovic, don't go to Beijing! If you go to China, they'll knock you down while you're there. Or as soon as you get back here. They will make a mess. Who will make a mess?! Mafia Octopus. That mafia octopus is made up of: political mafia, classic, mafia so I call it, criminals, police mafia and media mafia. They are planning evil. Watch now: let's clarify what will happen next week. Prime Minister Đukanović is visiting China. Little Đukanović, little Montenegro, great China, the Great Wall of China, the largest and most powerful country in the world. And the great Chinese Prime Minister and the great Chinese President. And those two men, the most powerful people in the world, receive our little prime minister, our little country... Certainly, Montenegro could benefit greatly from that visit, in every sense, but I appeal now and repeat: Đukanović, don't go there! You're a fool if you go to China. I have been trying to reach Prime Minister Đukanović for two days. I call him on the phone, I went to his office, I waited for him all night in "Dali", I didn't manage to reach him. The man is too busy. I see that he was with Radmil, he is opening a gymnasium. All the best. Well done, Radmila. But the prime minister must know - that they are working on his head. It is my duty to tell him. I saw his brother, my friend, Ac. And I told him everything. And what I will tell you this morning and what I will not tell you. So now look at this. On Sunday, Đukanović will travel to Beijing. On Monday, what happens? What is already scheduled? Krivokapić initiates discussions on fair elections. Krivokapić, who is close to the opposition and the cockade. Second, President Vujanović was also invited to the meeting. Excuse me, Svetlana, but the president of the country was also invited to that meeting?! Is Krivokapić trying to create a split at the top of the state between the president and the prime minister?! Does anyone expect, and I have such information, that the president will come to that meeting and tell Ranko and the opposition that they are right! All elections so far were stolen! Including the latter, presidential! And to create a schism with that... Just look, Svetlana, who supports Krivokapić and the opposition in this? Pink TV, which is CIA TV. Therefore, TV Pink is a direct media branch of the CIA in Montenegro. So, the real boss of that TV is the former head of the CIA! That Željko Mitrović, for whom I am never sure whether he is sober or not, whether he is cured or not. So, that Željko Mitrović, who is now the director of TV Pink there, supports and makes the main media news from that meeting between Krivokapić and the opposition regarding fair elections! What is it? Who does that? Well, it is about the fact that there is an attempt of a real coup d'état in Montenegro. There is chaos everywhere...
Svetlana: Is it possible that Krivokapić's meeting with the opposition is an attempt at a coup in Montenegro?
DJV: That's the introduction. Look, Svetlana, every day an atmosphere of chaos is created in the media. When I read that garbage from the sewage system, that Infomer, every day they want to tell us that Đukanović is to blame for Marović. Hey, Đukanović is guilty of Marović! Hey guys, you know what I'm talking about? Đukanović is to blame for arresting Marović! And isn't it Vujanović's fault who created Marović and made the biggest tycoon out of a student from Kumrovica?! It is not the fault of Vujanović's associates and Vujanović's ministers who allowed him to rob Budva?! No, Djukanovic is to blame! I'm watching this morning - they are drawing a target for Milojica Dakić! A man who for three years, a man who for three years and longer, keeps the euro stable, the most stable in modern history! So now that Dakić is also a problem. He should be stained too. There should be chaos there too. He should also be portrayed as some kind of criminal. Look at Milutin Simović in Dnevni novine, on the front page! Because of something he said or didn't say. And he didn't say it like it says in that sewage garbage. I'm clearly referring to Infomer. So, who put Milutin Simović, the head of the DPS parliamentary club, on the front page of Dnevni novini. Sorry, Infomera! Former president of DPS and current minister of defense Milica Pejanović Đurišić!
Svetlana: And how do you know that?!
DJV: I know.
Svetlana: How?
DJV: I know. She told me personally. That's how I know. Let him sue me, I'll prove it. Milica Pejanović is also part of that octopus that wraps itself around Đukanović, and I'm not sure that he can see that at this moment. And I warn him like this that he must see. So, Milica Pejanović works on his head directly. Delivers information to Informer, delivers information to Pink. People, Svetlana, people - we are talking here about the woman who gave an interview to that tabloid, that garbage from the sewage system. Infomer. Who wrote the most terrible abominations that the human mind can imagine about Prime Minister Đukanović. Milica Pejanović Đurišić is giving an interview to that newspaper garbage, that pile of paper! What better proof than where Milica Pejanović is and on whose side she is? Milica Pejanović, who hopes that the CIA will appoint her to an important position in this country. Where she, Svetlana, is the most popular, where she is praised. In Infomer. That trash from the sewers of racketeer Dragan J. Vučićević. Sorry, Svetlana. Wait. Don't interrupt me. So, in that Informer, in which all the Depees are the worst criminals, including Prime Minister Đukanović, see what they write about the Prime Minister's sister, see what they write every day about everyone. That's where Milica is the best! They didn't write a single bad word about her. TV CIA Pink, about whom they have nice words from DPS? Only about Milica Pejanović. You see, she is part of that octopus, Svetlana. Part of that criminal organization that is preparing a coup.
Svetlana: Wait, don't, those are hard words...
DJV: This is not a naive thing at all. We're all pretending to be crazy, Svetlana. I would like to turn out to be crazy. In the end. And let them say, that Vučićević was a little off track, so he was banging some nonsense. But everything I've said so far has turned out to be true. I am warning now, and I have serious information, that a great evil is being prepared. Only because many were seriously damaged by Djukanović's rule of law. Tycoons, media mobsters, police mobsters. Look at the media. Of course it's hard for them. No more combinations. You can no longer go to the municipality of Podgorica, near Mugoša or Stijepović, and get 100 thousand euros. You no longer go to the coal mine and make rackets for 100, 200 thousand and then advertise the ore. This was possible until the middle of 2015 and during the time of the red, scum DPS elite. It was possible because that's how they functioned. Here, I will reveal an exclusive piece of information to you this morning, Svetlana. Do you know who provides and takes care of the safety of Vladimir, the sewer of racketeer Popović. Spin doctor and editor of the biggest garbage from the newspaper Infomera. You know who provides it?
Svetlana: Who?
DJV: Zoran Jovanović, important official of ANB. Do you know who this Zoran Jovanović is? Former head of security for Prime Minister Đukanović. Now I ask you: how is it possible that the former head of the prime minister's security is unconstitutionally, illegally taking care of the safety of a spin doctor, a piece of garbage from the sewage system. That Jovanovic doesn't come to work for days. He was not at work yesterday. Where was he?! He followed Vladmir through the Popović sewage system to the airport. Vladimir Kanalizacija Popović flew to Belgrade, to consult with his bosses Koštunica and Tadić, how to continue creating chaos in Montenegro! Svetlana: How is that possible?
DJV: I will tell you something else this morning. That Zoran Jovanović, who illegally provides Vladimir Popović with sewage, do you know whose personal trainer that Jovanović is? Milice Pejanović Đurišić! Imagine, she has a personal trainer!
Svetlana: But how, Vuchko, do you know all that?
DJV: I know! But I'm not the only one who knows. People who need to know know. But I'm afraid, Svetlana, that some people don't report everything to Prime Minister Đukanović. I am not sure that he knows all that I am telling you this morning. I'm telling you, I tried to reach him, to convey this information to him, but I didn't succeed, so this morning I decided to abuse the perusal of the press and send him a message - don't go to Beijing! You are a fool if you go to Beijing, Prime Minister. They'll knock you down while you're in Beijing! They will join NATO! You know, the citizens know, that I think the worst about NATO. I think it's a criminal organization! But I have to admit that what happened yesterday, the announcement of the invitation for Montenegro's membership in NATO, is a big deal for Montenegro. It is a great diplomatic and historical success of the Government of Montenegro and Prime Minister Đukanović. I can't be a piece of shit and keep it quiet. Those who don't want to see that don't do journalism, they do politics. You see, dear Svetlana, we are accused of being some kind of official messenger of the Government of Montenegro, a regime newspaper and what not! And they keep silent about one important thing: we are against the European Union! We are the only media in Montenegro, including newspapers and television, which is openly against the European Union. We are the only ones with the policy "Montenegro and Russia - we don't need the Union"! But I can't say that Đukanović's policy is bad - it's actually the best possible policy at the moment. Because there is nothing better. That's why I tell him: don't go to Beijing. They'll knock you down! If not while you're in Beijing, as soon as you get back. Do something. Clear the party. Get rid of the ministers who are working on your head. Don't lie to us. I have to tell him this way: Igor Lukšić hates him too! And he's talking about his head! Because he exposed him too with the Listing affair! So don't. Wait…
Svetlana: Dear viewers, people would say - the conversation never ends. Especially with such an interesting guest, a strategic partner of the Government of Montenegro. But we have to stop here because of the latest news and "One minute, two". It was this press review with Dragan J. Vučićević.
Miracles are metaphors. Well done, Svetlana.
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