As time goes on, and the weight of the problem puts more and more pressure on his weak basketball shoulder, the controversial Prime Minister Milo Đ. often scores attractive own goals.
Concentration weakens, that's why his answers more and more resemble Paris Saint-Germain. A well-known suburb of Mataguž, from the time when Zeta was an independent state. And Migo from the accusative, the famous hero from the folk song The Marriage of Maksim Crnojević.
In respectable Ljubljana, next to NATO comrade Miro Cerar, the controversial man from Nikšić was confused by a question from a local journalist, who is not related to the controversial S. Drobac, Caneta Subotić's PR officer. I guess on that basis she got into debt to MNE and got citizenship. And the apartment is waiting. Or did she already get it?! It doesn't make sense, it got really long.
The question was - how does the Prime Minister comment on chanting "Milo, thief" at the protests?
Although similar greetings followed him throughout his career, not once did the controversial Radojka R. or her chubby Andrija N. ask him something similar in the hours-long chats on the Public RTCG service.
With which they did him a disservice. Because if they were, the prime minister would be ready to answer his distinguished Slovenian colleague. This way, he fell into a problem, confusion and then blurted out: "It's easier for them to chant Milo, thief nego Milo, a supporter of NATO"!
That's how a metaphor is a difficult stylistic figure. Much heavier than the halter horse on which Mirosalv Cerar, grandam of the distinguished Mir, performed feats during our childhood. A failed metaphor returns like a boomerang to the author, literary theorists say. If the respected prime minister had known this, he certainly would not have defended himself against the chanting of his Slovenian colleague with a metaphor. Rather, as he likes to say and as befits him - in a traditional way. Inviting him to a party.
This way, he shot himself in the foot. Because he put the fraternal NATO in an unpleasant situation. It turned out, according to Milo Đ., that NATO can be taken as a shield from thousands of citizens who chant insultingly at you... Is this how the DPS leader put a sign of equality between himself and NATO?! Actually, I get it now. The controversial prime minister wanted to say that tens of thousands of citizens are chanting "Milo, thief" at him because he is for NATO. I mean, they wouldn't have chanted something like that at him if he wasn't so fierce, especially in the last two months, for NATO?! The Prime Minister once again went overboard in his desire to please Uncle Sam. He wanted to say, well, my dear friend, look what I have to endure because I am loyal to you! But what about the previous 25 years? During which, the prime minister is constantly chanted the same slogan. Even from the time when he was for "war and peace", and not for NATO. Even less so for Tolstoy.
Simply, neither Milo was seen in the eyes of a significant part of the population in the mentioned way only in the last two months, nor is NATO a sponsor of crime and corruption that gave birth to the prime minister as dishonorable in the eyes of the favorite opposition members and their sympathizers. That's why next time the controversial prime minister has to come up with a better answer. Not to bother NATO. In order to help him, here are some solutions.
Hateful SLO journalist: Mr. President, why did the residents of Montenegro, at the protests in Pogorica, shout at you: "Milo, thief"?
Prime Minister:
(Option 1): And what does BUM mean to you, dear colleague? Do you mean our shock bombs or tear gas? Or to Veselin Veljović?
(Option 2): When you say Montenegro, do you allude to my private state of Montenegro or to Erste Bank of Montenegro, founded in 1901?
(Option 3): Why "Milo, thief" - because Montenegrins are known for quickly forgetting all your merits, when you step down from power. That's why I haven't wanted to leave for 27 years.
(Option 4): Ask Petar Ivanovic. He knows who smoked at the state's expense. Everyone, everyone, everyone...
(Option 5): Your question was not pre-arranged with the varnished VBP and I will not answer it.
(Option 6): Ask Azra from Pozitivna, she will tell you that you are a worse Slovenian than Mitja Drobnič, who destroys our stable institutions, meddling in my internal affairs.
(Option 7): You can imagine how much basis such cries have, if I have been sacrificing myself for the people for 27 years, I work as a public servant for an average salary of less than a thousand euros, I have lived in the same apartment for 25 years and I don't have a car. And my son only has a mini hydropower plant.
(Option 8): And what would my friend Miro, from father Miroslav, answer if they chanted "Miro, thief" at him?! And he has twice the salary, a new apartment and a newly bought car. His son also has shares in the Krško nuclear power plant.
(Option 9): If I am a "thief" for them, then my friend Risto Radović is a "Turk", but I agree with him that the time has come for both of us to retire. We've had enough...
So, I quickly came up with a hundred answers, I didn't mention NATO anywhere and didn't put our Western allies in an unpleasant situation. What should the respected head of the DPS do when there is no one to advise him anymore. He was left alone. "Alone in the House" - the current favorite film of the distinguished Svetozar Marović. President of the Political Council of DPS - in the establishment.
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