According to the Serbian media, our prime minister was the main attraction and the biggest innovation at the Open Innovations 2015 Technology Fair in Moscow. At the stand of our country, there was the biggest crowd because everyone rushed to see this attractive innovation, since we haven't had such a patent at world invention forums since the device for destroying ambrosia at the root.
- After the device for destroying ambrosia at the root that we presented last year in Hong Kong, before you is a device for destroying the opposition at the root - they proudly said at our stand where Prime Minister Vučić was standing in life size.
Now, maybe the visitors didn't know that destroying the Serbian opposition in its roots is not a special innovation for local conditions, because that group of people is professionally trained for spontaneous self-immolation, another epoch-making invention, but they were not taken to the "Open innovations 2015" technology fair. , so that someone would not steal our patent.
The appearance of the prime minister at the innovation fair, however, was also interesting because the visitors could see the first person in the world who has not yet bought a smartphone.
- We have to change, I don't even have a smartphone yet - said Prime Minister Vučić.
It is logical that someone who thinks he is the smartest in the world skilfully avoids smarter than him, although it is clear that even a smartphone cannot be smarter than Prime Minister Vučić. There is no doubt that the Prime Minister is smarter than smartphones, the only thing is that, unlike smartphones, you can't even touch it.
For this reason, "touch" technology has not yet been introduced at the Prime Minister's office, because whenever someone touches it, it is declared a world conspiracy, the inhibition of reforms and Misković's kitchen, while you can touch your smartphone as much as you like.
- Come on, try to touch the prime minister with your index finger, and have him tell you in a second what the current temperature and humidity are in Albuquerque! - claim those who think that the smartphone is smarter than the prime minister, namely Samsung, DS, Apple, Sony and the "Enough is enough" movement. Which operate under the common slogan: "Only the smartphone saves Serbia".
Vučić's disadvantage compared to a smartphone is that you cannot take a selfie with the help of the prime minister, even if you have a selfie stick. A selfie stick looks too much like a pole, so the very attempt to make a stick for Vučić would probably be declared a violation of the constitutional order at the start.
The old proverb - "android never lies" - which you utter when you need to check whether it will rain on Saturday, is true, not very applicable in the prime minister's case, but the smartphone, unlike the prime minister, does not have the option to tell you encouraging news about you will already feel the improvement at the end of next year. The smartphone doesn't even have the option that if you don't feel better at the end of the next year, it will update its statement and inform you that the feeling of betterness is moving to the beginning of that year.
So, brothers and sisters, stick to being smarter than your smartphone.
(Today)
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