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Just when the skeptical part of the public began to believe that the protests were definitely turning into a serious, civil rebellion, the respected Moračan RR appeared! Who needed Amphilochius now?!
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Đukanović Amfilohije, Photo: "Vijesti" Archive
Đukanović Amfilohije, Photo: "Vijesti" Archive
Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.
Ažurirano: 06.10.2015. 06:58h

For a week, DF leaders held protests beyond all expectations. That's why the DPS junta got so annoyed. They were riding on the banner "Serbadia from Bar" in order not to provoke some mischief or, God forbid, a plastic expletive against the prime minister. And no one saw in the park, hidden behind a pine tree, the controversial restaurateur from Budva, Krsto Niklanović, with the "Montenegro in NATO" badge!

Even the head of the respected parliament, RK from Kotor, had to notice that the protests were civil and civilized.

But blood is not water. It seemed to boil over as soon as someone remembered to invite the controversial Moračan RR as a guest. On stage. We all know that the initials RR do not hide the old independentist Ranko Radulović, who, in the justice of God and Ostrog, is languishing in prison, where, by the way, the inner cabinet of the DPS always sits. This RR, in truth, does not differ much from the one with a temporary residence in Spuz. Both are controversial, both dedicated to the cross and sworn to Ostrog. They don't hate lists either - one for liquidations, the other for resettlement, humane of course. The respected Moračan RR, better known in the regiment as the priest of Amfilohije, has come a long way in these 25 years. He knew how to spend the night under various tents, but in the end he always wakes up in a bed with a regime. Either the one in Belgrade or the one in Podgorica...

There should be no doubt that the night before last Saint RR, with a cross in his hand and God under his arm, took the word into his own hands. He says it wasn't planned, but the crowd took him. Longer than an hour of presentation that would make Christian from Farma or Ekrem from Parovo jealous.

However, the controversial Moračan RR is not a problem. After all, it would be a shame not to give the floor to such a distinguished guest when we invited him to the house, that is, under the tent. Hence the question - who needed Amfilochius now?!

Just when the skeptical part of the public began to believe that the protests were definitely turning into a serious, civil rebellion, the respected Moračan RR appeared! If a Serbian woman from Bar came spontaneously, if one of our brothers put on a cockade because he feels more beautiful under it, even though he may not know what it symbolizes, if also a neighbor from the village came with Putin's picture because it is his response to globalization, if were all spontaneous reactions of individuals that could not be influenced - who thought of calling the controversial Moračan RR? To the brothers in faith of the respected Župljanin RR, who is languishing in prison despite his colossal contribution to our referendum!

If the Minister of Police, the respected RK, were in my position, he would first suspect that Amfilohije, as Milo's player, came at the invitation of the respected Budva resident SM Poznatije, nicknamed Bravo you, Ivan. Especially since the controversial man from Budva has one foot in the protests all the time, and the other in the studio of the public RTCG service, where his favorite employee, the respected Bjepolojka I.Š., is preparing a banquet and a performance where he will tell the nation why he had to cancel Meda and Andrija.

However, I want to believe that the invitation to the controversial Moračanin RR was just an ill-advised move by someone from the protest organization. Stupidity, committed after the set record of 8 days without nebulos and ramblings, without tweets and declarations Win! It would be bad for the protests if the invitation to the controversial Moračanin RR was not accidental. Now, the respected Minister of Police of the Republic of Croatia could ask the controversial director of the Police Administration, Stojanović, whether there is a new phase of protest in store for us with Amfilohi? In which event will the organizers switch from pen to sabre, and from chess to the checkerboard? That is a war for peace! Well done, Rasko! Drop the baton and return to Vijesti.

Really, what did we need Amphilochius? As the criminally prosecuted performer and poet from Novi said: "Milo and Amfilohije are mutually (spoiling) each other for the sake of a more potent mafia devil rule".

That man from Novlja, Mr. MA, is our Jan Palah. He is 66 years old and has decided to quit smoking. No more smoking. And Milo and Amfilochius. I am afraid that under the tents on St. Peter's Boulevard there are some who do not give up tobacco easily. And that's why the controversial professor, Čevljanin BR, was fighting for the tent and Milo in vain. Instead of megdan and saber, everything will end in smoking. Amphilochius, that is, Milo. Glory and mercy to them.

And maybe it's better that way. No blood. With a little smoke.

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