How I would like to be Mima Karadžić and at the age of almost 60 make statements about what I've done, and I've done that so often and with such charm that I'm overjoyed to be called Mima Karadžić, an actor and a faker, let's say the Montenegrin Clooney - only that this foreigner married, so we can consider Mima a bigger Clooney than Clooney and a bigger Catholic than the Pope when it comes to things.
What are you doing, I'm following you, because Mima rolls around on the bed before my eyes, whispers something, then sobs a little, and I see everything, including the toes of this actor, and I cringe, as I often cringe when I see an old slob. . And Mima on Friday evening, I read on one of the portals, said that he never hid that he was just that - a big swindler, that all kinds of things happened in his life, but he mostly played well.
My concentration is already failing, I can't write about Mimi Karadžić, this is too much about Mimi, that nickname removes the dignity of prose, his acting is a series of grimaces that are devoid of meaning - because please, is there any greater misfortune for Montenegrins than to represent them a man for whom stage speaking has been reduced to banter. When I say scolding, I mean scolding and stretching, moaning and others primitive which made sense at country dances half a century ago, and if not for the brilliant Mime, would probably have slowly sunk into oblivion. But here, Croats have Vatroslav Mimica, and we have Mima, and that Mima is one of spirit movement distinctive Budva lifestyle, or American style lifestyle.
And that Budva has become such a darkness from the habitation, it is so irreversibly destroyed for all time that the only thing that comes to my mind is to offer the Croats to bomb it as a sign of retaliation for Dubrovnik, let the neighbors feel the magic of shelling, and let them raze those buildings erected by our tycoonery while Mima entertained them, acted a little bit, got into their psychological profile, like a true Brandovan, an actress who goes all the way.
You see, this is going well with Mima, I've already digressed from the topic, because there really isn't much to say about Mima, he just fucks top chicks, and smiles at top presenters and offers them top quality wine with foam from the sea that you haven't seen since solitaire. Those solitaires started to bother me so much that even the Television of Montenegro started with a top production, for the first time they justified the dinar I invested in them and now they are showing me how this country is being robbed, they are targeting tycoons, and since we can't do it ourselves to draw, we are not quite the leader in the region in investigative journalism as we are in EU integrations, the team came An insider B92 to help and share Facebook - some say congratulations, let's go, others say it's a copy An insider, it suits someone that the RTCG is now waiting for Budva because they are going to arrest Marović. And who is responsible for arresting Marović? There you see! So, everything is just acting and cheating, that's how investigative journalism works - two bad guys always attack Miloš Marović and the whole family, who, I bet, are on good terms with - you guessed it! - dear Mima, the good spirit of Budva, Mima on the foam of the sea, a hero whose mouth is full of that work in the middle of the fuss.
While the mayor Rađenović is being rescued by the police squad from the citizen GS whose house they want to cover with a solitaire, Mima tells, I quote, it also happened that my partner found me with another woman. I had various problems. I don't think it's a sin. Sit's for people. You don't plan to have two wives at once, it happens...
And now what can I say, in the end, how can a man solve this Budva pun logically? No way but to fall into a mild depression. Why? Well, because we arrested Dragan Marović five years ago and we are trying him for five years, now we will arrest Sveta Marović, and we will also try him until 2020, life will pass, no one will ever arrest Mima because bad taste is not against the law, just as no one will fix Budva, which they screwed up forever.
Arrest them in vain because it's too late - Budva will remain a huge concrete favela nailed to the ground by thick solitaire pins that they raised to make their asses appear. Budva will remain a well of spiritual misery bequeathed to us by thieves - their mark remains above the law, simpletons will continue to flow through the streets of Budva waiting for a small earthquake to stir the wine in the hand of bon vivant Mima, or to trigger a landslide and send concrete into the sea. Of course, Mima is not the culprit, he is a measure of the taste of a quasi-elite that was formed in the years of robbery and discovered the decanter. Mima is a precise definition of Budva jack set who made the idea of the city meaningless - he is everything those mobsters would like to be - that's why his fucking praises are precious and sad to me, that's why Budva remains a city to avoid.
But still - I salute the Public Service, as I have always cursed it, let it go, let's play justice, the timing is excellent, MANS and RTCG played together - with or without an agreement, something has started to happen to the Marovićes and that something will be ordered by the prosecutor Ivica Stanković to pull in his stomach, straighten his lapels and exclaim - J'acusse! and we will all be satisfied while that billion for the highway slowly withers in memory - and the highway is in front of us, and Budva is behind us and let us Insider speed up these episodes and tell me what to do with the highway. And I've already seen Budva on the sea foam, thanks Mimi.
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