Joseph Biden has a habit that when he meets a foreign politician, he cheerfully says: "Nice job", a common polite phrase during protocol chats, which no one takes very seriously anyway, because it's the same as saying to someone: "Where are you, king?" ", and he really thought he was a king. Then the other day he met with Vučić, he said on the way: "Nice job" - and most Serbian media reported the encouraging news with bold headlines - "Biden told Vučić: You are doing a great job!"
- Bye, beautiful! - Angela Merkel will tell him, for example, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "Merkel told Vučić that he is as beautiful as Apollo".
- Where are you, Tsar - Vladimir Putin will say to him, for example, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "Putin believes that Vučić should be declared Tsar".
- King, what are you doing? - will say, for example, Ban Ki-moon in passing, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "Mun delighted with Vučić: The UN Secretary General advocates the introduction of a monarchy with the Vučić dynasty at the head".
- How are you, dude! - Kolinda Grabar Kitarović, for example, will tell him, and tomorrow the headline will be published: "The Croatian president is clear: Vučić is a terrible guy".
- I'm glad you had a nice trip - they will tell him, right after landing at Alexis Tsipras airport, and the headline will appear: "The Greek Prime Minister is fascinated by Air Serbia".
- Excuse me, where is the toilet here? - the director of the World Bank will ask him, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "The first man of the World Bank asked for help from Vučić".
- What is the weather like in Belgrade? Is it snowing? - will be asked, for example, by Sheikh Muhamed, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "After Belgrade on the water, the Arabs have made it clear that they are also interested in building a ski center on Terazije".
- What time is it? - David Cameron will ask, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "Vučić told the British Prime Minister: It's a minute to twelve!"
- Do you have any conditions regarding hotel accommodation? - will be asked by the friendly hosts in Brussels, and tomorrow the headline will appear: "Vučić set 12 conditions for the European Union".
- Don't worry, all your requests will be fulfilled - the European hosts will, of course, agree to all the conditions, which means that our delegation will be accommodated in a hotel in the city center, will receive a continental breakfast, rooms with a view of the courtyard, use of the sauna, a selection of Serbian channels on the TV, the possibility of a late dinner, massage services, lunch in the room, and so on, and the day after tomorrow the headline will appear: "The EU bowed to Vučić's demands".
Namely, a collective conviction was created that there is no world leader & politician who, when he sees the Serbian Prime Minister, does not spontaneously exclaim: "Well, where has this man been until now?" So, from the protocol chats and closed meetings, encouraging information leaks around our country, which undoubtedly indicate that after the "Gangam style" dance and the Rubik's cube, the Serbian prime minister is the biggest global hit ever recorded.
The other day, for example, as reported by the Serbian media, he had an argument with Thaci in Brussels. He got so angry that he went to another room to play chess. Thaci probably went to another room to play a shot, because Kosovo has not yet been admitted to the World Chess Federation, so chess can only be played in Pristina. Which, of course, is another victory for our diplomacy.
- Tell us your impressions from the negotiations? - bored journalists will ask the Serbian prime minister at the exit.
And he will say through a mysterious smile: "Checkmate".
(danas.rs)
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