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Milo, Abu Dhabi and artificial intelligence

The country is burning from the broadcast of 4 sequels of Radojičić's Kum, and he elects Veskobar as president of the KSCG. "That was before the video", the always ready Greek Drale and Nova Ivana will say for the defense. "Before the recording" will remain recorded as that BC! Before Christ. And then the after recording - nothing will be the same again
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Đukanović in Abu Dhabi, Photo: Office of the President of Montenegro
Đukanović in Abu Dhabi, Photo: Office of the President of Montenegro
Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

It wouldn't surprise me if Dee Kay set Mila and the Road in Abu Dhabi. Especially the welcome. Because who would think that you would plant the President of the country with a thousand-year tradition of minister for artificial intelligence of the United Emirates. Which have existed as long as Prva banka. Since 1901 or something like that. Only Knežević's creative team, which has been throwing the Father of the Nation on the ropes and on the floor for ten days, could have put together such a hoax. And only when the President of wild beauty Montenegro and the Minister of Artificial Emirates started a conversation, I became sure that Dee Kay was behind everything. A conspiracy never seen before, against our eternal state, the Party, promotion in Golubovci and school friend Migo. Minister Al Olama's expressed willingness "to transfer not only knowledge, but also new technological achievements to Montenegro" is a terrible provocation. Is this guy kidding our President, I wondered while watching the primetime feature on the Public Service. Milo and I have just watched Duško's video in which the mayor of the capital converts dollars into euros in the lobby of the DK hacienda, then kisses and hugs the donor and then skilfully stuffs an envelope into the inner pocket of a new suit worn for promotion in Golubovci, some Emirati minister there , founded as recently as yesterday, offers the Master artificial intelligence and technology transfer.

And only when Al Olama told Milo that "thanks to artificial intelligence and the algorithm they made, it is possible to diagnose tuberculosis disease faster and better than any doctor"! - This must have been set up by someone from London, unworthy to be mentioned - said the President to himself. The minister for artificial intelligence also turned around, expecting to see Duško's camera somewhere, recording him at the very moment when Al Olama utters that sentence - that his young country is ready to deliver us robots that will replace our doctors. And those from Brezovik, who specialize in lung diseases, and to whom Milo has a special obligation because they are near Rastok, where the family house is located, and tomorrow the Museum of the Father of our Old Nation.

If it weren't for what happened, his secretary general would have accompanied the President on this trip. And Dee Kay's schoolmate. Migo, then. What a meeting and photo it would be - Milo and Migo are sitting on the couch and in the middle, between them, is the Minister for Artificial Intelligence of the Emirates. So Al Olama. And not Ulama, as Migo would immediately start addressing him. Really, could Dee Kay, if not for the sake of the state and for the sake of his school friend Migo and his trip to Abu Dhabi, postpone the broadcast of that terrible and unworthy video!? When he knew how much Migo was sweating in front of the Boss at the promotion in Golubovci, Duško could easily conclude what excitement would overwhelm the spirit and body of school Migo if he found himself in a small plane with the President on a flight to friendly Abu Dhabi. DK could have postponed the release of the video because of his now former friend Milo. How much easier it would have been for him if, in his conversation with the Minister of Artificial Intelligence, Al Olam, he had been accompanied by Secretary General Migo with natural intelligence. It would not occur to Al Olama to insult the President with the transfer of technology when Migo took him by the arm, hugged him, kissed him, and began to convince him that Al Olama's ministers are, in fact, Montenegrins of old, from Ulama, from the Katunska nahija, and that Zoran Ulama his close relative. He would follow Migo with the natural intelligence of that young minister for artificial intelligence, so much so that it wouldn't occur to him to confuse and scare the Boss with robots that are better than our best doctors. In fact, if nothing had happened, and if Migo had not been caught in the act of conversion, and then released in an unworthy clip, if the Emirates had been informed that President Milo would be accompanied by Secretary General Migo in the delegation, I am sure that the government would have in Abu Dhabi, instead of the mentioned (or planted) sent another, say the Minister of Finance, to welcome our champions. And then everything would go well. Minister of Finance Ali Dee Kay would hug Milo and especially Migo, inform them about the dollar exchange rate in the Emirates, the movement of commissions, and at the end of the conversation, he would take out two suitcases and hand them to Migo. By agreement with the Chief. There would be dollars in one and dollars in the other, so that when Migo lands in Golubovce, it would be easier to declare his luggage:

- Here is 50 thousand for conversion, and here is 50 thousand for the Party - Migo would simply say.

With a note to the customs officer, the brother of the President of the Commercial Court Jovanić, not to touch Milo because he has 100.000 in his pocket, as it was agreed privately, two of which belonged to the President and two to the Minister of Finance of the Emirate Di Kay.

But it's easy for me now to talk about what would have happened if it hadn't happened. Instead, you should put yourself in the shoes of the President. Indeed he is a razor. The country is burning from the broadcast of 4 sequels of Radojičić's Kum, and he elects Veskobar as president of the KSCG. "That was before the video", the always ready Greek Drale and Nova Ivana will say for the defense. "Before the recording" will remain recorded as that BC! Before Christ. And then the after recording - nothing will be the same again. If faced with that fact, the President would think carefully about whether to fly to the Emirates. Unaware that a surprise awaits him there as well, directed by the unworthy Knežević. Even there, his best friend Dee Kay, or Duško Knežević in our country, prepared for him the minister of artificial intelligence. Al Olam. Who will tell him about robots and lung diseases. What a debacle. Well done, Duško.

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