In North Korea, President Kim Jong Un's birthday is marked with a grand landing and a military parade. In Venezuela, Maduro's birthday is celebrated with salsa and a canister of free fuel for all bus owners because the country is oil dependent, and the president was a sweater driver and driver in his previous life.
In Russia, Putin's birthday is celebrated by asking the president 3.232 crossword questions that he has to answer in 2 hours 6 minutes and 32 seconds.
Montenegro has a president who is much more modest. He is happy when we make a horoscope for his birthday. Not crossword puzzles. Here's how it looks for 2019.
IN GENERAL
Aquarius is often misunderstood by other people. Dee Kay is the best example. Instead of registering the palace under Gorica in his own name, he registered Vodilija's company in Cyprus. Which Aquarius could not remember that evening at Sojka and Greko's because Mercury retrograde darkened the period when Aquarius was on vacation in Saint Tropez. That is why Milo had no obligation to report Cyprus to ASK, which did not even exist at the time. That is Duška. Which is a Pisces, Big Fish, and as such incompatible with any air sign.
Aquarius is normally not mysterious, like for example Scorpio.
And Scorpio is Dušanka (Jeknić). That's why, cleverly and mysteriously, instead of opening a company in Cyprus, she simply took a mailbox in London. In which the stork from Italy brought, as her namesake says, also a water sign, Duško, a paltry 6,8 million.
In their, Dushka's and Milo's 11th house, the horoscope for 2019 shows, Jupiter brings a good financial situation. They can have instability only in some shorter phases, because Neptune is passing through their money field. And Neptune is a special Milivoje. But there is a solution for that too. Namely, Neptune rules the arts, we all know his tendency towards ten and folk motifs, so Aquarius and Scorpio, prone to unusual and creative jobs, will eliminate this potentially bad influence of Neptune on their earnings. And there is no doubt that the lease of the mailbox, which received less than 7 million euros from the privatization of another golden coca (EPCG), was a creative idea. Not even remotely. This is confirmed by Big Fish DK, who even knows a relative of Dušanka's who pretended to be English in the whole business. He even spoke to Shotra, who is Aries in the horoscope, in English.
NOVAC
"Don't lend money to anyone and be careful with it, because someone could threaten it"! This is exactly what a well-known astrologer from Milan, who regularly services our Aquarius and the members of her close cabinet, told the Boss at the end of last year, but he did not believe it. That's why we are now listening and watching the Fish, the big Fish, DK, who testifies to the big money that Aquarius managed to collect for three decades of sacrifices for the state and public interest. Now who will return all those years to Aquarius if not another Aquarius. Because the horoscope for 2019 says that the changeable and moody Aquarius can only be understood by another Aquarius. And that is Radoje (Žugić). When Milo Vodolija told him to transfer the first golden cock from Maritime Transport from the state to his true friends, Vodolija Radoje did not pay attention. He even agreed with Scorpio Duško how to eliminate competition for his Sagittarius (read Dušan Ban), which was technically completed by Pisces (Duško). Again.
Did you know that Aquarius's volatile behavior stems from its element of air. Now it's clear why Milo was sweating so intensely in the press with Meta. And bursting at the seams. He was indoors. In the Villa. Blažova's and not mine. Eyewitnesses say, and Pobjeda exclusively learns, that as soon as Vodolija was taken out into the air and when she saw Milo's villa owned by an unknown investor, she felt much better. Aquarius knew that one day that palace, not a villa, would be hers. When the price drops, of course, which is expected considering the aspect of Jupiter and the Sun, which brings happiness to all Aquarians in 2019. And Milo too. Because why should he be different from other people in Montenegro and live in only 200 square meters. Closed space.
The horoscope shows that Aquarius gains self-confidence when he takes an energy drink! Red Bull gives wings. And only Guarana. The bazaar is already spreading rumors, and I haven't found it in any horoscope for 2019, and I've analyzed dozens of them, that Dee Kay has a video of Aquarius drinking Red Bull. Or Guarana. It doesn't look good on the video, says the villager. I don't believe it. But you never know because Saturn in the 12th position shows that Aquarius is in for a big and unpleasant surprise in the third month of 2019.
LOVE
As for love life, a good period is coming for Aquarius - there will be plenty of love during the year. A good position of Venus can indicate Aquarius's happiness with an existing partner. Finally. And if that love is missing, don't dramatize it, but simply call the Bride of the Adriatic from Aleksa Šantić's song, who was also born under the sign of Scorpio. The planets show the possibility that Aquarius will go on a trip in the period from March 20 to May 20. Due to the position of Jupiter, it is not possible to see with whom, but it is clear that it will be at Dee Kay's expense and in the company of the famous chef Gordon, who is otherwise a Gemini. You just have to make sure that you don't hang out with Gordon between April 10 and May 2, when Gemini enters retrograde Saturn, which could affect the quality of food and especially watermelon juice. And there is no more serious poisoning than watermelon, say the Zećani, and Vodlija should keep that in mind during her new stay in Saint-Tropez.
CAREER
The year 2019 will help you make new changes in your career and business. Mars will be in the third position and Jupiter will work in your favor. To finally leave. Better alone than under pressure. The position of the Sun indicates that Aquarius will be motivated to do some brave act. And that is undoubtedly a resignation. But Saturn in the 12th position, which is Milan Roćen, can create obstacles and obstacles on the way. "Do not indulge in some contractual business as well as dubious agreements," says Sensa's Aquarius horoscope. Milo obviously obeyed, that's why he is not in the octopus that handed over the EPCG to the Italians. Not even a remote doubt, let alone Mourinho, could find our Aquarius in that scheme.
HEALTH
And despite everything, all the videos, documents, instagram, that Big Fish DK shows and shows, Aquarius should not be overloaded at work. Let alone bursting at the seams. The time from January to May is a period in which every Aquarius must take care of their organism. Because if you are not healthy, your money is wasted. Says the old wisdom, not the horoscope.
Aquarius Milo's health is generally good, but he has to pay attention to his pressure, heart, and nervous system. And that Russian-made radiator. Get nervous and sweat less, recommends the horoscope for 2019. And don't take everything too personally.
There. Happy birthday, president. Our Aquarius. And may you lead us for a long, long time. To Dubai, if not to Saint Tropez.
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