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Contrary to predictions and beliefs, we saw off the flamingos, before they even unpacked their suitcases, with traditional Montenegrin shots and plotuns. As befits a libertarian, brave and heroic Montenegro. By all available rifle means per birds. Contrary to expectations and protection by law, government or state, contrary to European standards, contrary to logic, contrary to the civilized world
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Flamingos in Ulcinj, Photo: Marc Thibault
Flamingos in Ulcinj, Photo: Marc Thibault
Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.
Ažurirano: 09.12.2011. 10:57h

A day like any other. Ulcinj Saltworks. Its fate, from the former giant to today's dilapidated halls, half-broken windows and empty fields, for years completes the mosaic of economic development and the fate of various "successful" privatizations in Montenegro. The fields that once teemed with people, work and optimism were replaced by the image of an almost abandoned area, whose reflection in the gray autumn day is like a reflection in the mirror of the situation in Montenegro today. However, something changed the gloomy and gloomy autumn day and a wistful look into the past and prosperous days of this region.

Flamingos. Beautiful birds also visited Montenegro. We had guests from faraway places. Numerous, graceful as ever, proud bearing and regal in appearance. They chose Montenegro. Whether they read an ad in the newspaper about an ecological state or whether they are in the process of joining the European Union or perhaps they believe in the government's results in the field of the environment is unknown, but they have arrived. It should be - to everyone's satisfaction. Theirs, because they came to the first ecological country in the world and a country that is "unstoppably rushing towards EU membership". It goes without saying that we adopt European values ​​and standards at the speed of light, as good students and a "positive example in the region".

So fast, that sometimes it is invisible even to ourselves. But the authorities are there to remind us that everything is okay. And even better than that. Our satisfaction should be measured by income from the arrival of guests. Even those who do not belong to the EU and do not inherit European values ​​and standards, reap millions from the arrival of such guests. To us, however, millions are nothing compared to billions of investments that flow like a river, every little bit in the statements of the authorities, into a successful economic and ecological story like Montenegro.

However, contrary to predictions and beliefs, we saw off the flamingos, before they even unpacked their suitcases, with traditional Montenegrin shots and plotuns. As befits a libertarian, brave and heroic Montenegro. By all available rifle means per birds. Contrary to expectations and protection by law, government or state, contrary to European standards, contrary to logic, contrary to the civilized world. The flamingos thought that European standards were aspired here. But we are waiting for the date. And does anyone know when that date will come to mind? A date that should encourage us to go further, higher and faster. But the problem is that we don't know where, why or how, because we would at least try to do something in the field of the environment and nature in general.

That list of environmental events is interesting. Very interesting. So there is not a single field in which we achieved what we wanted or what we wanted or what some from Brussels wanted. There is none. And what does not inspire hope is that there is no light at the end of the tunnel. And how would we do when we fail such an exam - flamingos. However, no one will accuse them of undermining the accession and putting Montenegro in a bad position before December 9. "D" Day. We made everything up and enlightened and along the way forgot why we were going there if we started with good intentions at all. Because the listing happened.

But those are other listings that will convince us that it can be done when it is wanted. Express. The front page in the newspaper, a meeting at the prosecutor's office in the evening (still a Sunday evening!), the culprit found tomorrow. So, twenty-four hours when you want. But you have to be the prime minister for the prosecutor's office and the police to do their part. Of course, the national interest is also at stake because someone is undermining us before December 9. We mined ourselves, pretended to be a razor, tomorrow the wolf ate the donkey.

Now, the investigation will show who was the donkey and who was the wolf in the whole story, of course. They make fun of us all, as a collective, because they don't have anything better to do. Relaxed, without fear of going home quickly, that's it. But those listings opened our eyes a little, because they are fighting each other, you are only protected if you are the prime minister, there is no rest even on Sundays if the prime minister is falsely attacked in the newspaper. Everyone else is calm and on the waiting list. They were beaten, killed, defiled, defiled, stolen and many other things. So whoever waits, waits. Who doesn't, nothing counts.

Flamingos are not in the prime minister's shoes and no one played tricks on them. Even the inspection could not approach them because we are waiting for today's news from Brussels. Or they waited for the platoons to stop. Or to kill everything that crawls, flies, walks. Somehow, they couldn't come just then, otherwise they come all the time. And more than they should come. And when you don't call them, they come. But in the case of flamingos, they will arrive when all our guests have left. They leave without greeting, which is not surprising as we welcomed them. And how many guests did we welcome and see off. And we must not learn to be smart and not drive away those who bring us economic benefit and European values. But we should wait for today's opinion about us.

Is it still unclear to anyone, whatever the message from Brussels today, how far or close we are to European values? Go to Solana to make everything clear to you and to see our European face.

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