Police Blues

We, the team at Bače, spoil things from strangers. Strangers come to Bače to bathe. Strangers put borscht with things and scabies on the beach on the sand. Then they cover the borscht with the šugaman so that they can't see it. Then they take off their clothes and costumes and drink in the sea.

My friend Dino pisses in the sea after strangers. It's a shame that Kane Šteta stays in the shallows and slaps himself a little. I accidentally went down to the beach on the sand to shugaman and borscht made from stranger. Dino has the task of waving to Kana from the sea. It's a shame if the strangers are returning from the beach to the shore. Kane Šteta has the task of waving to me if Dino waves to him. I have the task of removing the sugaman from the borscht and opening it.

In the borscha, there were only meaningless jinjes and minjes. Jindje and mindje are hairbrushes and sun creams and similar jindje and mindje. Only then I'm in the borscht of strangers seeing a pink smartphone. I'm in the blink of an eye, he rubs his hand in the borscht and chops it. Then I thought I would get up and burn the swab. Only then did someone behind me say, “And? What are we going to do now?" It was that barba Evelin from the police station.

Barba Evelin was sitting on the sand behind me and was doing her hair. I stuttered: "I don't understand the question..." Barba Evelin said: "What are you doing with that pink smartphone in your hand? Do you understand the question now?" I got red on the face and said: "Isha san vidit, who is calling me!" Barba Evelin said: "Ah, I know exactly what is on your mind! Now you think like this - barba Evelin is a stupid cop, and a stupid cop will think it's normal for someone to call you on someone else's phone! Is that so?" I turned my face to the sand and said: "It's not..." Barba Evelin asked: "And what are we going to do now?" I sighed deeply and said: "Nothing! Just take me to the station and call my mom and dad! That way I will be exposed to Murian abuse and parental brutality!" Barba Evelin said: "Should I take you to the station? There's no way, man!" My head was filled with chaos and confusion. Barba Evelin said: "I am not crazy to arrest the future minister! What do you think, fuck, that I sleep with a pear?"

I looked at Evelina's barb with a tupila made of non-stainless steel. Barba Evelin looked at me meaningfully and said: "I shouldn't be the one holding you back in your career development!" Got it, Mickey? So if tomorrow you say: Oh, my fucking life, I would have become a minister, and maybe even a prime minister, if Evelin hadn't thrown me into the shell as soon as sleep started to steal! And now the dream of an ordinary honest poor man! Typical wrestling leprosy! I can go to Ireland or to hell! And barba Evelin, who is rooting for my talents, let him go to his aunt's three cunts! So do I need you to curse me for the rest of my life?" I muttered: "I don't need to..." Barba Evelin said: "I don't need to! Lately, I've often been fed up with that guy with frizzy hair..." I asked: "Which guy?" Barba Evelin said: "There used to be a guy, what's nicer than a Mercedes to someone's bum! I'll arrest him, fuck it, the boy is serving six months in prison! And after she leaves, we see each other on the street, he comes up to me and says: Well, if you hadn't been watching me while my sleep was stroking the Mercedes and slowing down my development, I would have reached the position of Deputy Prime Minister! And now your deputy prime minister is a guy who is a shame! So isn't that a poster for God's sake? I'm tormented, what am I going to do, I don't know what to say, and the guy turns his head and says: This country can only go downhill!"

Barba Evelyn lit the espagnolette and sighed. I stared at him and he was silent. Barba Evelyn said: "Do you know, Robbie, what kind of mess we got ourselves into from the police station?" Do you think that we are punishing everyone who steals right from their youth? Well, tomorrow you wouldn't be able to find any thugs who would lead this country! And she's never been led by anyone but a thug, right? Who am I, please, lipo, to go and shape the personnel policy of the Croatian government in this way? And that every time I arrest young criminals, I deal blows to the future regime! Am I then the police or the opposition?" I looked at the barb Evelin with severe confusion. Then I shrugged my shoulders and said: "I'm not gentle..." Barba Evelyn drew a hotter smoke from her espagnolette and said: "You see, Robbie, I'm in the police station to keep order, not to destroy order!" And if the government is crooked, if there are scumbags next to scumbags in the government, they can't keep order by punishing those who steal! That wouldn't be logical, damn it, it would destroy the order! Others say, I can be a real man only if I don't do my job! Are you picking that base, mickey? I am only if I am not! Panduria in Hrvacka exists because it doesn't exist!"

I said: "I don't know, barba Eveline, then what are you doing in Bače?" Barba Evelin said: "And what are you doing... Now I'm just an observer to you! Hadeze's scout for young talents!" Then he leaned towards me and whispered: "Why don't you pick, klipson, that out of Hadeze there is borscht on the beach! Then they talk to the scout who will perform the shelling, so that they can accept him into the party as a promising cadre and prepare him for responsible duties!" I whispered: "Don't fuck me? So this is Hadeze's smartphone?" Barba Evelin winked and whispered: "Okkors! Strangers are just a cover!”

I am zinijo of ochamut. Then I asked: "So what should I do now?" Barba Evelin said: "I can't get involved! You are now at a turning point in your life, miki! As far as I know, you have two options! I'm going to put your smartphone back in the borsch and get down on an honest citizen who will be hungry, leprous and embittered tomorrow! You'll get a nice smartphone and become a prominent Hadese citizen, with a serious chance of reaching the position of minister, and maybe even prime minister!" Here I'm closing my mouth and thinking harder. Barba Evelyn asked, “So, Mickey? What are you going to do?" I thought a little more and said: "I'll ask grandpa!" Barba Evelin said: "That's a smart decision of yours! Whenever you don't know what to do, ask the one who will be to blame if you fail!" Then I typed your number on my smartphone. When my grandfather answered, I told him everything that happened. Plus I told him that barba Evelin says I have two options. Then my grandmother gave me a spike. When he finished, I said to him: "Good, dida!"

Barba Evelyn asked: “And? What does the wise old woman say?" I said: "She says there is a third option!" Barba Evelin asked: "And which one?" I said: "This one!" into the sea. He flew near Kana's head and plunged into the water. Barba Evelin grinned: "What are you doing, stupid?" I said: "Screw Hadeze's smartphone!" Barba Evelin asked: "But why the fuck?" !”

Robbie K. (IIIa)

(Peščanik.net)