THE DRAGON HUNTERS

Milo to the forest, Tamara to the Chetniks

Now, instead of Ivana, who will host Milo, Medenica, Filip, Drec, Đonović, Dar, Boxer, Pažin, all with Rolex and Gucci, while the most respected Tamara watches it all from the Chetnik's Belgrade, agonizing over who will now pay for her gas, electricity and cover a smaller loan

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From the opening of the exhibition "Word, Image, Enemy", Podgorica, November 2013, Photo: Vijesti/Vesko Belojević
From the opening of the exhibition "Word, Image, Enemy", Podgorica, November 2013, Photo: Vijesti/Vesko Belojević
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Before what was expected, before Milo went to the forest, before he told Commissioner Gvozd - "Brano, look at the sky, God fuck you", before Roćen, as the commander's most faithful friend, saved his life from an enemy shell by Popov and Šishmakov, even before the Head of the parade and the father of the nation turned off the lights and gave the fire - his favorite newsboys, of all genders (military), gender and age, began to withdraw and extinguish.

So, before Milan from the village of Rasove shouted that he would "give them... their mother", before the famous SEC officially announced that their decades-long employer had lost the elections, before the new season of the Cooperative began at their brother's Pink, and after they lost all hope that their favorite series Minut, dva, where they would once again defend us from the Russians and the media mafia - Milo's newsboys, or the starlets in his journalism, would start to be broadcast again, before the deadline and time, they started they give up. Or they are looking for a break. The Slovenian brothers would say - the servants are gathering, which only means that the servants are gathering ready for new appeals from the novelties of the region that would stand in defense of their appanages, apartments, fur coats, purses and gold watches.

The Tamara newspaper, as befits someone who took the lead in styling and research work in finding sponsors that would cover electricity bills for an extended period of time, some small loan or a fucking mink fur coat, so the most reputable newspaper in the region, Tamara, has already been hailed as the first victim of the new pro-Russian and Chetnik authorities, with handwritten signatures of elite Đukanović subscribers from the country and surrounding areas. Including the barb of Viktor, who can't possibly pay Beba's prize from the long-dead Podgorica Days of Propaganda and Widespread, where the black hand of Draško Đuranović bought the legitimacy of Beba's festival Word, image, enemy, at the supposedly ignorant names of the regional scene. That's how the fuckers came to little mister and barba Viktor, always ready to respond to Baby's call and receive the most prestigious award, which also had a monetary value of three thousand euros. Imagine Berlin at the beginning of 1941, where, for the Prime Minister's sake, under the auspices of Goebbels, that is, Bebe, some corporal of the Greek Dral type would invite a famous New York Times journalist to present him with an annual award of 3 German marks. And then he, like barba Victor, ran to Berlin because America was not yet at war, and Pearl Harbor was lounging and strutting in the Hawaiian sun. That's why I suggest that TV Vijesti organizes a telethon for barba Viktor and collects these 3 thousand euros so that they can be immediately returned to the varnished Goebbels, which would make our barba a free man, from Mali misto, and not have to sign up to Milo's army of newspapers, regardless on sex, year of birth or code name in the competent Service.

After the mentioned lady Tamara, in a gray coat with no frills cut, again on her own initiative, without the knowledge of the grazed Srećko, and before the Montenegrin red flags were displayed at half-mast in all his boutiques, her certainly iconic show The truth is alive - from Sindja to Milivoj and back, was removed from RTCG by another one of the most respected journalists of the defeated regime, Darko Š. Slaves are gathering, Slovenians say, which simply means, servants are gathering, and in Franz Prešern's language, servants are also pejoratively described as assholes. Who will welcome Sinđa now, when she is released from prison in 15 years, who will interview Beba in the sequels, who will host Ranka Čarapić and ask when they will arrest the media mafia, before or after Šarić, who will put up with Mugoš criminal charges, he writes unforgettable scenarios with Boxer, who will now wait for Milo and pamper him with God-pleasing questions about Koverta, Snimek, Prvo milioni, villa pod Gorica, Duško Jovanović, Pukanić, Prva banka, Limenca, waiting for people from Vijesta, racket, who will now send invoices to Mercedes, Goranović, Savana, Bidon, Splendid, Chamber of Commerce, NTO, Morski Dobr, Regional Waterworks, almost all ministries, some municipalities and inim, who will ultimately defend us from returning to the nineties, when the newspaper Darko Š. behold miracles, was in the same place, the equally shameful warmongering RTCG, and its main sponsor the Greek Drale, with Milo directly in Konavle and on the way to Stradun. The Slovenians are right: bitches get together. Although I think the poetic version with the servants, that is, the servants, is more beautiful.

I would not be surprised if in the following days, before the election results are recognized by Gvozdo, Janović and the feather collector Petar, I would not be surprised if we are left without another cult show, Truths live in culturei, which was led by Nemanja Nikolaidis, Nemanja Kustrica's brother-in-arms, only much less talented, under the unrememberedly creative name KAP. Novinaleta Nikolaidis already concluded on the first day how he felt about Milo's defeat all done i from Montenegro no longer exists, which was similar to the drama of Nemanja Kusturica when they took away the train station in Novi, which was given to him by the same government in the irretrievable 90s. If that happens, which of course I would not like, because freedom is at stake, that Nikolaidis shuts down the KAP, without asking Ves Pejović and Milo, I expect the longest list of support, the longest lament led by Latina P., the heroine of Serbian liberalism, and Čed J., the hero of to Canet Subotić's donkey. Or that Nemanja Nikolaidis should think again, not to cancel his cult Truth lives in culture, his little KAP, without alumina and red mud, because if he thinks a little more, he might realize that not everything is over, but that only Milo is finished, and that his private state as we remember it until August 30 and in whose foundations Nikolaidis built his entire grandiose talent - and how it exists. And it will be a big pain how to dismantle that monster of lies, mercenaries and counter-attacks.

Finally, another irreparable loss for Montenegrin propaganda, the unique DPS, for Milo and RTCG, for multiculturalism, ethics, love of justice, a big loss for the red thread around the hand or ankle, for the sake of the spell and Mom Koprivica, a big loss for Peđa Bošković and for Radojka Rutović above all - another cult show after 9 full years, The truth is alive in Pljevlje, the newscasts of Nevenka Ćirović will no longer be broadcast on our Public Service because it was shut down by the Democrats way back in 2017. When my favorite Momo Koprivica was unfairly excluded from Replica. Which later helped the region's most respected journalist, Ivana Šebek, to create another cult show, Truth lives on Pink, which was broadcast daily as Minut, dva, and only on Wednesdays under the iconic name Argument. Now, instead of Ivana, who will host Milo, Medenica, Filip, Drec, Đonović, Dar, Boxer, Pažin, all with Rolex and Gucci, while the most respected Tamara watches it all from the Chetnik's Belgrade, agonizing over who will now pay for her gas, electricity and cover a smaller loan?! Now that Veskobar is no longer able to introduce bankruptcies and donate to Tamara and Montenegro.

Some are eternal, some are eternal shupki, which in Slovenian means slaves or servants. Let them get together. Maybe the new government will take them over because they can't find anyone better than them when it comes to demonizing the DPS junta and all its inactions. Just make sure they don't end up like DOS in Serbia after October 5, when they took over all Milosevic's servants and servants from all propaganda points so that in 2012 the new Vučić would gather them in one place, making Serbia and its citizens the biggest reality show in the world. Đukanović tried to plant that pelzer in Montenegro and - the pot fell on his head. Sorry Boss, but business is business.

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