If you've never heard of Miloš Nikolić, don't worry. You are not the only one. If the defeated DPS convinces you that the party has a spokesperson and you don't know who it is, again, no big deal. They are not safe in DPS either. If Petar Ivanović tries to explain the difference between Miloš Nikolić and Andrija Nikolić on the example of the Abu Dhabi fund and loans for Vektra and Milkraft, don't be surprised again. Petar is our most famous feather collector and smoker at the expense of the state. However, if you see Miloš Nikolić on the screen, you will immediately know that it is not Andrija Nikolić and even less Nikola Divanović or Bruno Konti. You will recognize from the first the young lion of the DPS in extinction as he does not give up believing that the Party did not lose on August 30 and that he continues with regular activities of detecting and targeting the enemies of the eternal Montenegro.
When the famous English poet and lexicographer Samuel Johnson wrote in 1775 how it is patriotism is the refuge of scoundrels, he never dreamed that 250 years later we would recognize the spokesman Miloš Nikolić in that great thought. Only the brilliant mind of Johnson could see such a distant future and Nikolić's appearance in the post of DPS spokesman and professional patriot. Which brought him money and privileges. While he found solace in the literature of Milan Marioneta Knežević, whom he secretly watches on TV by Dee Kay, a ten-year donor of DPS. Life so happened that along with the lawyer Nikola Martinović, the Greek Dral, the host of Istina zive, the already mentioned Nikolić Miloš, the spokesman, joined the ranks of admirers of the character and work of Milan K.
When Milo Đukanović, the head of the defeated DPS, in 2002, patriotic Pink was selected as a strategic media partner and patron of our eternal, Miloš Nikolić was 8 years old and of course he was for ZA. Because how can you doubt the vision and patriotism of the father of the nation when Miloš knew even then, in the second grade of elementary school, that one day he would become the spokesperson of DPS, whom you had never heard of. And only when you see him on the cover of Informer, Pobjeda or in Minut, dva, do you realize that it is not Andrija Nikolić and even less Nikola Divanović or Bruno Konti. Even in that tragic 2002 and many years later, the witness, associate and regulator Abaz Beli Džafić, spoke about this unnatural fornication, but according to the folk - horse association where the boss tells you, Pink became the media gate of Montenegro. And little Miloš also grew up with Pink, as an innocent victim of Milo Đukanović's choice, who sowed the seeds of evil with Pink, the results of which we see in education, culture, politics, everyday life and Miloš Nikolić himself. And none of all the servants to ask - why did Milo sell Montenegro to Pinka?!
Thus, the deadly epidemic spread through Montenegro long before the World Health Organization informed us about it. Hate speech, chauvinism, pornography, violence, pogrom - Miloš Nikolić grew up in such an environment, dreaming that one day he would reach the finals of the Pink Stars and become the DPS spokesperson. And without suspecting that he will on Prague cemetery wait for Umberto Eco with the words yes only a scoundrel, without moral scruples, who wrapped himself in the national flag, can propagate the idea of the purity of his race, or in the specific case of the Party.
Why does Milo deceive Montenegro Pinka and Vučić, Nikolić asks Miloš Šef today, but it's already too late, the octopus has fallen and the spokesperson of the DPS, whom you've never heard of, looks jealously out of the corner of his eye at Milan Marioneta Knežević and Andrija Raja Mandić, in Minut, two , where as recently as yesterday, years ago, Nikolić and his men kept the aforementioned bank puppies and kittens served for ridicule and entertainment. It's called the irony of fate. As long as the relations between Alexander of Serbia and Milo of Montenegro were the best ever, and Miloš Nikolić, the spokesman, was equal to Neša Stefanović from SNS, whom you have also never heard of, as long as the business of the two arms of the octopus flourished, as Councilor Srećko said, as long as spread brotherly love between Ac and Andrej, Pink was comfortably writing down DPS's Montenegro, while Miloš's surname and party friend Andrija was helping Željko Mitrović - draw a little.
What their pink corona did to the citizens for almost 20 years, over night it hit the top of the government. Vučić stopped being a puppet, Đukanović realized that the devil had taken the joke, so the washing of the DPS biography began. From minister Saša to spokesman Miloš Nikolić, telegrams began to arrive about the Pink Plague and the media's satanization of the Eternal Ours from Chetnik Belgrade, even though they themselves had committed suicide a long time ago. Knocked out, defeated, before they renegade into the forest, Milo and Miloš, an old and a young lion, came up with the brilliant idea of Pink buying Vijesti. And then it turns out that Miško and Željko and not Milo tricked Montenegro Pinka. Milan Marioneta Knežević says that money is not a problem, he counts it and has reached a modest 13 million, and his new-old friend Nikolić Miloš agrees with him, while our American co-owners and lawyers are completing a lawsuit that will be unique in the history of world publishing - namely , it will be the first time in the global framework that an independent media is suing the state for decades of persecution, racketeering, unfair competition, stolen income, denied profit, with a compensation claim, the amount of which will be revealed again to the young and already fallen lion Miloš Nikolić by Milan Marioneta Knežević. In Informer, at Dee Kay's or just at Pink.
And if Miloš Nikolić was as smart as he is not, he would have listened to the more experienced DPS lion Peđa Sekulić, who told me and the editor-in-chief Šćekić at Villa Gorica in 2006, just two months after the referendum: For us, the best thing now would be for Vijesti to shut down!
Prophetically, nothing. It's the spokesperson, not Miloš Nikolić, whom you've never heard of.
PS The latest news: Milo is located in the forest on Avala, he is preparing to look for Belgrade on the water because he doesn't even know where it is - says President Vučić, who never lies. Milan Marioneta Knežević and Miloš Spokesperson Nikolić will help him in this, who are waiting for the Boss at Slavija, in front of the new fountain, convinced that this is actually Belgrade on the water.
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