Milan Knežević would not be an apostle if he were not so dedicated and discreet. And that he does not reconcile irreconcilably: Putin and Irinej, the Red Army and the Red Star. Aware that faith can move mountains, as the mandate holder would say, Milan made an apostolic effort so that no one, not even CDM and Pobjeda, found out that he had corona. He didn't even tell Pink. God created the world for six days, and if the Old Testament is to be believed, on the third day he separated the land and the water, and every sown seed thrown on the ground began to bear fruit. So, besides the gourd, the pipun was born. And next to Med and Milan. As a man of faith, the DNP leader waited three days to separate the truth from the gossip, then announcing the inexorable fact that he was positive. With the explanation that he kept silent about the corona for days because he simply considered that "such news does not deserve media attention". In contrast to, for example, the information that Trump achieved a historic victory in the elections in the USA, which his best friend, blessed Nebojša M. Prior to CNN and BBC, announced to us without hesitation. And Andrije himself. Who further refrained from sending a congratulatory message to Biden as most of the world's leaders did. From Angela Merkel to Apostle Aleksa. Master of greetings and congratulations. And he could comfortably call 126 to receive telegrams.
The fact that Milan deserved to be one of Krivokapić's 12 apostles shows precisely the situation with corona - for days MK hid that he had covid with Statis's propaganda, even though both he and they knew about the virus. But, as our faithful people say - everyone's disease. So Milan the Apostle informs us that Mandator Zdravko is so sick that he refused Vučić's plane, so instead of Belgrade on the water, he will first visit Brussels. In contrast to Milan and Andrija, who are visiting brother Aleksandar for the twelfth time in a row. Like the 12 apostles. Or as Lukšić spun one and the same million 11 times in order to launder that loan from Milo's bank. It is strange, however, and such an example is not even known in the Bible, that every time Mandić and Knežević go to AV's for cannabis, they feel as if it is their first time. That is why they are not yet traveling to Berlin to see Merkel, even though they promised her.
Unlike Milan the Apostle, Dritan turned out to be a pimp. As soon as he finished wearing the crown, he announced himself on Twitter and told the citizens to be careful. And that they do not believe Knežević that he is an apostle, even less that he is in self-isolation, until Mandate Krvokapić includes him in the government. At the head of the traffic department, which Milan has specialized in since the time when he appeared on the billboard from where he smiled at all road users. Dritan, however, showed that he was not for the apostle because he immediately reported the corona instead of lying on his feet like Zdravko. Defying the epidemic, I will take communion - because a spoon protects against corona. Or as my grandmother would say - hungry mouths feed. "Nothing without a spoon", Milan and Andrija would agree leaving "Kristal", where the best beans are prepared for decades-long fighters against the octopus.
Nobody knew who Milo's apostles were until a paid ad appeared in Belgrade's Danas, including 12 of Milo's. The servants gathered, again. She would say the Slovenian brothers, who sometimes say that slaves are ordinary assholes. 12 of them, from Nikolaidis, through Boxer, to the Greek Dral and his madame, all champions of freedom of speech, including the journalist Tamara, who because of this new, hundredth regional petition, "undressed" from the forest and the Komita company, in a fur coat and not the uniform, down to the "circle of two". And all this because of a paid ad asking for media freedom in Serbia. Who are these melons, the citizens of Belgrade have been asking for days, thinking of Nikolaidis and the other pipuns. Because no one in Belgrade knows what a pipun is, and everyone knows what a melon is, which is another proof that Montenegrin and Serbian are two languages, as the apostle Đaga once said. Before he went to Madera, as an ambassador, and long before he appeared under the tent at the brotherly Informer's fifth anniversary celebration. But, as if that is important now. We should all go to the committee, to defend Montenegro. If for the same reasons we once forgot Dubrovnik and Vukovar for Mila, we can forget Tamara, Boxer, Andrej and the Greek - Informer, Beba and Pink.
But let's get back to November 24. When we were supposed to get a government, someone from the new (Orthodox) majority remembered that on that day there was a red letter, because it was that day November 24, elected as the head of the parliament, not remembered by Ivo Ramada. So then, as the faithful people tell us, because of spells and bad luck, it would be better to change the date, because faith also moves the mountain, let alone the date. The mandator personally watched. Thus, in the search for a new Government, we came to 2. December. Or December. Which, again, is Ibrahim Rugova's birthday. Fortunately, Milan is in self-isolation and Andrija in Zagorič, so they haven't heard yet that the new prime minister is being elected on Rugova's day. Because when they hear, I'm afraid they will ask for a new postponement of the session for January. Since he will spend the whole of December together with Apostle Bratić in fasting and communion for Kosovo. Corota goes without saying. And the corona. Until the wreaths are attached.
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