Šišmakov and Popov, agents of Putin's GRU, are small children for Đukanović and Vučić. With the fact that these two work for the Americans, not the Russians. If what happened in October 2016 was a coup d'état for Katnić and Suzana Mugoša, then what is this that Milo and Aleksandar have been organizing for us since August 30. A prolonged coup d'état. Unwilling to accept the epilogue of an election whose outcome they projected differently. We would have rested if DPS had won again, which is what our leaders were hoping for, because then we would have had a great reconciliation between the two big brothers, DPS and DF. Then Milo and Vučić would form a new government in three weeks, not like Zdravko and Dritan in three months. The great reconciliation of the Orthodox people in Montenegro, which almost happened to us thanks to the vision of great men like Đukanović and Vučić, would be celebrated. Bishop Joanikije could then return the Order of Saint Sava to Minister Bošković, and Mandić would coolly, and even more demonstratively, send that saber to Vulin, after he had received the MUP and Police Directorate from Milo. Such an unsuspected denouement would also enable the continuation of the construction of Belgrade on the water, while Srećko Crnogorac could provoke Milo and Aleksandar on Facebook, and not from the office of the president, with statements that they are in fact two arms of the same octopus.
So, instead of celebrating another historic victory of our DPS on August 30, after which corruption and organized crime would continue to flourish in parallel with the process of unstoppable Euro-Atlantic integration, the country got into a problem because the invincible Milo - lost. But he also showed how ruthless he is. Overnight, attacks were organized on religious buildings of minority peoples, widespread fear since the 90s, Thači, Vlasi, Rama, Izetbegović and other corrupt brothers of our corrupt leader came forward immediately, explaining to the uncorrupt Dritan what a blessing it is to be in Milo's lap and under his auspices . Again, in parallel with that patriotic narrative, the process of employment in state bodies and companies went smoothly, which was not recorded even during the time when the DPS ruled alone. It turned out that Milo and Duško are dedicated to the citizens who voted for the opposition, according to the recipe of brother Dodik, who is preparing the same for the people of Banja Luka.
At the same time, across the fence, Vučić did not sit idly by either. All his tabloids focused on Zdravko and Dritan, while Informer openly started calling for Milo - to come back to us. Because he was better. There is no forgetting old love. Then the puppets of Belgrade, Mandić and Knežević, began to obstruct any serious talk about the new Assembly and Government, claiming that they will not vote for either one or the other if they, as the supposed winners, do not lead every round.
The hook and the hoe were raised from Vučić's and Milo's trenches, the former to write down as many public and historical objects as possible with the assistance of the priests, and the latter to clear it all up after them and return it to its original state. Under barrage fire and flags of alleged patriots, paid from known addresses, and with the deafening noise of their screams for the endangered Montenegrin and Serbian people, the first democratic government in the history of this unfortunate country was formed. That's how we reached the final when, after a lot of blood, sweat and tears, Jesus Krivokapić came up with the names of the 12 apostles, with the serious intention of translating all of them from the New Testament into the new Government within a few days, no later than Holy Friday.
And then, at some insignificant exhibition, in honor of some historical events, unprovoked, the ambassador of Serbia, still a Montenegrin and a native of Nikšić, Vlada, or once Vlado, (Božović), announced his, that is, Selaković's, truth about the Christ-like sacrifice of the brothers at Mojkovac and later in Podgorica. The former gave their lives to Serbia, and the latter to the country. Fair enough. And the Christ-like ambassador of the Government, all this in the face of the public, so that tomorrow, even though it is a non-working day, Saturday, and the NKT says that we do not move from the houses, Minister Srđa (Milov) Darmanović will declare him persona non grata. No less, no more. Vlad Božović, a Montenegrin from Terasi, who showed with his complete behavior from the first day of the diplomatic mission in Podgorica that he left Miločani a long time ago, but that Miločani are not from him yet.
This was, of course, preceded by the well-established performance of Milo's servants and party headquarters, who lacked uniforms, while the comita companies led by Tamara and Veseljka Koprivica, somewhere in the forest, close to Miločani, were preparing an ambush for Ambassador Božović, i.e. his persona non grata. The corona virus, the death that cuts down the citizens of this country, the bankruptcy of the state, the jump in unemployment and the increase in poverty were forgotten, everything was put aside and on hold - the country had to be defended. Her dignity, than.
But Serbia is not worse either. That is, it does not fall behind. And there the corona was forgotten, death was ignored. Fortunately, Serbia is the economic tiger of Europe, Pipun explains to us, so everything is flourishing, but we had to defend our brothers outside the homeland. First, as always, were the marionettes. Mandić and Knežević cried over the endangered Serbian people, even shedding a tear for the exiled ambassador whom until yesterday they said was "Milo's informant" or at best "an ordinary scumbag". But all that, in accordance with the honorable Montenegrin tradition, was forgotten because it was necessary to defend the country, the Serbian one of course, and His Excellency the Government of Nikšić in whose Miločani all this was followed by confused and unhappy relatives and neighbors, some of whom are for Milo and others for Vučić, and the largest number - without a job.
And now someone tell me that the latest scandal and tensions among the leading candidates for EU membership have nothing to do with the scheduled vote for the new government, the first one that will not even be Milo or Vučić at the start, and that in a country where everything has long been arranged and divided and where, as my brother Daka, a politician in the attempt, would say, "ears have long been rented".
On that very day, when Milo and Vučić agreed to release two irrelevant ambassadors, a black record of over 70 deaths from covid was recorded in Serbia, while Montenegro, proportional to its size, has been at the same level for weeks. Fortunately, no one has died from the legends about the Battle of Mojkovac and the Podgorica Assembly. But, if Đukanović and Vučić are wondering, it is not out of the question. Because leaders really try. So are their puppets. That is, servants.
Nevertheless, we are one day closer to the new government. And I hope that Katnić is already working on gathering evidence and animating cooperating witnesses in order to prevent another "great bloodshed". For Milo and Vučić, and their coup can find them much easier than Putin's in 2016; they would still be much more convincing than Sinđa, Paja and Branka Milić.
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