After the steadfast Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja, the head of the SCG Administrative Board, received a tip from the ever-vigilant and DPS-ready Sreten Radonjić, from the Agency for the Development of Corruption, that the tireless Slobodan Pajović, from Bar, is not in a conflict of interest - to every free-thinking citizen of Montenegro, on led by Šebek Ivan and Taksin Shinawatra, a stone fell from the heart. All of them, as close associates of the DPS Metropolitan, the fearless Milo Đukanović, knew that the aforementioned Pajović, after receiving a call from Milan Roćen before midnight on December 4th, who conveyed the patriarch's blessing to him for the transition to a new wartime schedule in the RTCG, all of those mentioned , plus toothless Tamara's fur coat and Filip on a horse, were worried about whether comrade Slobo would succeed:
a) to resign from the position of councilor in SO Bar as early as December 5;
b) to immediately send a request to the Stari Bar Health Center on December 6 to transfer him to the chosen doctor Neno Kavarić in Pobrežje, in PG;
c) that on 07. he would extract a confession from the varnished Bebe Popović that he is a regular viewer of "Minut, dva" and "Zadruge" and that he would be happy to transfer those formats to RTCG because it is in the interest of Montenegro;
d) that on December 08, he received a certificate from the Kindergarten "Yugoslavia" in Bar that he was regularly vaccinated against smallpox and measles while he was a student at that institution;
e) that on the same day he obtains a certificate from the "Mexico" high school, also from the Bar, that he never skipped classes and that he already joined the Party in the first grade;
f) in the afternoon of December 09, according to a tip from the Agency for the Development of Corruption in Small and Medium-sized DPS, Slobo Pajović was waving a letter from the independent SUBNOR in the streets of Bar that neither his father nor his grandfather had ever been in the Chetniks, let alone in Golo. island;
d) finally, on 10., Slobo P. added to his folder, which he was preparing to send to Comrade Ljuiđa Škrelja, from the independent Administrative Committee, that the Most High Radmila Vojvodić was his first neighbor in Bar and that, like Tito's pioneers, and later the Skojevci, often rode the same bike, alternately! Because those were difficult and poor times, there was nothing like in these Milos. But also because Radmila told at this same RTCG a long time ago that she always preferred men's bikes to women's bikes. Well done, Radmila;
h) at dawn on December 11, Slobodan Pajović secured a receipt from Džigi that he was never fined or imprisoned, despite dozens of tenders announced in the Port of Bar where the lucky winner was known in advance;
i) before midnight, on December 12, Škrelja received the last necessary paper - a certificate from the independent Real Estate Administration that Slobodan Pajović does not have a greenhouse like Goran Đurović and that he lives as a tenant in the house that he transferred to his ex-wife on December 12. wife, because on 05/12 he divorced her by court, and on 04/12 he submitted a request to Elektroprenos to transfer the meter number 03 to her name! After which he was left to give two cars and a jeep to the children from his first marriage, because in fact now, when he divorced his wife to join the RTCG Council, he can already call that marriage his first marriage, and this one with Škrelja, that is DPS- om - other or valid.
So, we have solved that. We were all relieved. And especially to Ivan the Terrible, who leads the remnants of the slaughtered parliament, and whose grandfather was not a Chetnik but a deputy. Namely, according to the paper he received from the Agency for the Development of Corruption in Small and Medium-sized DPS, the Assembly of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia, and thus the Banovina of Zeta, also sat during the Second World War, so instead of Ivan's grandfather being in the forest, with the Chetniks, went to the Assembly every day, with the deputies. Ivan thus proved that he is not in conflict with his grandfather, but that he is his worthy successor. Ljub Škrelja had no choice but to state this undeniable fact.
After it was undisputedly established that Pajović Slobodan is the ideal candidate for a member of the independent RTCG Council, the conditions were created to think about a new general director, because the recommendation of the EU and the USA, as well as Russia and China, as our traditional friends and admirers of media freedom, to preserve the independence of the Public Service for the Patriarch, DPS and his clergy. As usual, the tabloids started bidding on who is Andrijana Kadija's successor, and Radmila Vojvodić got the most votes in the first draw, in the premises of the Montenegro Lottery. And not Ivana Šebek. Not only because Radmila has Hermes and Ivan only Viton, but also because Radmila had a better average at university, which both finished in record time. As Škrelja says, the Agency for the Development of Corruption in Small and Medium DPS confirmed last night in a letter. But one should be a gentleman and not interfere with the other reasons that pushed Radmila in front of Ivana. However, even at the price of reporting me again to Šućko Baković, Brussels and other reference organizations, as a proven racist and misogynist, I think it's time for some guy to finally take over such a serious institution from Milo's private interest. So, a firm man's hand. It doesn't have to be hairy in order not to resemble the one in front of the KBC, from that distant night when that unmemorable murder happened and when the investigative and judicial authorities began to fulfill the high demands of the EU related to chapters 23 and 24, the rule of law and the independence of the judiciary. You guessed it, that ideal candidate is not Radmila, but Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja. That he is the right choice, and not Janko Ljumović, also claims the Agency for the Development of Corruption in Small and Medium-sized DPS, which sent a letter to the competent committee of the Assembly at 2:43 this morning that Škrelja's middle name Ljubo has no connection with the well-known nickname that appears on all Montenegrin portals and behind which stands one of the most active DPS bots. Therefore, Škrelja is not a DPS bot, he is an MP just as Ivan's grandfather was an MP and not a Chetnik, as the renegade DF group claims. It cannot be doubted that it has a precise index of the Chetnik movement because it proudly relies on its achievements.
So, the day before the replacement of the old and reborn RTCG management, that is 27/12, so the day after tomorrow, all the necessary papers will arrive to Mimo Drašković and Željko and Radojka Rutović to Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja:
1. he was not punished and was not brought to the police, even when the yacht of the Stanaj brothers, on which he was on the open Adriatic Sea, burned down;
2. that on December 26, Škrelja submitted his irrevocable resignation from the position of deputy in the Assembly of Montenegro;
3. that on December 26, that is, on the same day after he received the letter from Ivan the Terrible, he submitted documents to the legal service of the Public Service for Milo's private affairs, for the general director competition;
4. that on the eve of December 26, he spoke at the Ulcinj pier, under the cover of night, with Milan Roćen, who handed him the blessed flame from Metropolitan Milo in order to preserve his health and good condition for the upcoming responsible duty;
5. that the night between December 26 and December 12, Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja, according to the written testimony of his wife Laura, born Camaj, slept in his house in Ulcinj! And not in the trunk of Aca Đ. Fratela Mitropolitovo, which was previously the practice when the leaders of this respectable media house and some other independent institutions were elected;
6. before the very session of the Council, that is, on December 27, exactly at noon, a diplomatic cable from the State Department will arrive confirming that Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja never thought anything bad, let alone said anything against America, and that once he shouted at the embassy official who came to monitor his session - simply faint. And that he promised - never again! Because just as Suljo Mustafić is for NATO and Turkey, and recently also for the Employment Agency because he has to live on something, so does Ljuiđ Ljubo Škrelja for NATO and America, but also for DPS - because he also has to live on something . Well done, Ljubo. Miracles are metaphors.
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