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I'm going, but Splendid should stay

I'm going, but let Splendid stay and Brano in it, and with him and Milo, and with him Ana and Aco, and that no one approaches them more than my distant suspicion

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Photo: Vijesti/Savo Prelevic
Photo: Vijesti/Savo Prelevic
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I'm going, but let Lazović, Radonjić, Veljo Rakočević, beautiful Aneta and above all Ranka Čarapić stay, who so far have been and are conducting the fight against organized crime and corruption with great success, says special Katnić, thus copying the leader of that fight, their Milo , who promised the same back in 2008 - that he would go, but that Roćen, Filip, Meco, Peđa, Gvozdo, Petar and other proven lecturers of various EU twinning programs and collectors of feathers and tenders of sovereign and civil Montenegro would stay.

I'm going, but let Bidon, Crvenkapa, Danijel, Andrija, pink Miloš, that wonderful Ivanovic and all my bad copies remain, Father Milo promises us today, as in 2008, which irresistibly reminds us of his best student, Alexander of Serbia, who since In 2018, he threatens to step down from the head of the party, on the condition that Vulin no longer draws that saber on Mandić, and that DJV remains the head of Informer, Mitrović of Pinka, Marić of Hepija, Bogosavljević of Ipsos, Terzić of Zvezda, and Brena of Zvezda Granda.

I'm going, said Andrija M, on the condition that Nebojši ANB does not stop monitoring and eavesdropping, that Milan gets a permanent billboard in Moskovska that would not move any more than the monument to Stefan Nemanja on Savski Square, and that lawyer Dražen be the director of the police for life, and if he really can't find a place in terms of depth at the head of the VDT or, if he fails there, to appoint himself as the president of the Water Polo Association, which would enable him to see Tokyo and understand how far Serbia reaches when it is taken care of by Andrija, Medo and Pipun.

I'm going, on the condition that all my debts are written off, all mortgages are taken off and I open an unlimited account with Volcano and Lob bookmakers, that Mirna returns the 200 euro donation for all our shame, and Pobjeda guarantees a lifetime column in Latin, said His Excellency Vlahović , after he changed the lock on the embassy in the Vatican, which inspired President Milo to tell us that he will not return Majbah when Mićo did not return the embassy.

I deliberately do not mention the case of His Excellency Pajović, even though he would also like to leave, but to keep his car, cards and stamp, to have a place at the cash desk in Voli waiting for him, and for Statis to finally get permission to build an apartment in that hole by Miločerski Park, because if Milo can to say that it has nothing to do with the palace below Gorica, then his Excellency from Beijing can smear us and announce that in 2017 he voted for the concreting of Miločer because of the mentioned hole, and not because of the apartment.

I'm going, but for Joanikije to be elected Metropolitan, Džomić for head of ANB, Gojko for editor of Facebook, for Vesna Bratić to get the lead role in the remake of "Gifts from Jasenovac", Jovan Plamenac for the position of head of the Pogrebno board, Marina Jočić to remain at the top of the National parks, and Branko's daughter-in-law in Branka's cabinet only until the end of the mandate, said Prime Minister Krivokapić, which is not the first time because he promised a long time ago that he would leave if the new government went as deep as the old one - so he did not leave.

I'm going, on the condition that Milivoje remains Special for the rest of his term, and Ivica with Draginja for the rest of his life, and that Petar remains an adviser to the president, also until the end of his term, and Ivan Brajović a respectable citizen until the end of Danilovgrad, said Migo Stijepović, referring to Saint Germain and not on the Sponge, because, as it turns out, Mbappe and company will win the Champions League sooner than the general secretary of the head of state will end up in prison.

I left, but only after the DSP, as a sovereignist and civic party, promised me that Vesna Zvicer would remain the head of the Judicial Council for life, Mušik the head of the Appellate Court, and Savić the High Court, while Ćoćo would continue to run radio Mileva and pay for forests and pastures in full values, and not as a ski resort for "dz", said Vesna, who still can't convince those closest to her that she left, because everyone is still watching Žugić on the foam from Morski Dobr and the Central Bank.

I'm going, but let Splendid stay and Brano in it, and Milo with him, and Ana and Aco with him, and that no one approaches them more than my distant suspicion, and that Dritan and URA, if they have a little land to cultivate, are they planting onions or something else, since a difficult and dark year is ahead of us, concluded the secret seer Milivoje K. from Cetinje long before the deadly covid-19 virus appeared in Wuhan. Should we then ask the Special about vaccines?! Before he leaves. Maybe he'll find them at the bottom of a lake like those rifles from the now-failed coup d'état.

I'm going too, said Đole, but let the verses remain...

They will tell you all kinds of malice, like a ruby ​​glaze, how the echo of my smile wails

He will tell you all kinds of things one day. Better people find it hard to forgive. My chicken, my little duck...

Mighty Mice in a Bottle Those who witnessed the Adventure Quest for the Grail will come forward

I don't know anymore, simple god, should I fear or strive? Shall I graft that burden of uniqueness onto you? If it's not too late already?

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