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Milko and Slavko

How was it for Milk and Slavko when they read the fictional interview of the senator, because while I only had a stone fall from my heart, for them an endorphin really jumped, which produces a feeling of euphoria, increases the feeling of pleasure and suppresses pain, both physical and psychological, for Montenegro

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I just relaxed after reading the statement of American Senator Durbin that Washington knows everything about the destabilization of Montenegro, that they monitor the activities of their fake diplomat Simijanović, every tweet and announcement of the SDP, sometimes they also note a statement by Lavrov, and they are especially devoted to interviews and by the posts of long-time partner Đukanović - when it turns out that Durbin is no further from Montenegro than last year's snow and that he has never seen Mirsad Jahović, the correspondent of the ancient Skala Radio, and even less his truck.

Not only did I think, but I was sure that there was someone in Washington, not only Senator Durbin, say analysts like Server, Bugajski, Filipović (Ljubo), who would tell Belgrade, Moscow and Beijing don't touch Montenegro or, as the mentioned high official precisely told the correspondent of ancient Skala from ancient Kotor - as far as possible from Montenegro!

What was it like for Milo, i.e. Milko (Đukanović) and Slavko (Mandić) when they read the fictional interview of the senator, because while a stone fell from my heart, their endorphins really jumped, which produces a feeling of euphoria, increases pleasure and suppresses pain, both physical and psychological - for Montenegro. Slavko, before the publication of the exclusive interview, which was conducted in his truck in Chicago with Senator Durbin by Mirsad Jahović, the correspondent of the ancient Skala from ancient Kotor and the owner of the truck in question, that is, before the publication of that special work that will be transmitted at the speed of light by all the propaganda defenders of Montenegro, plus never better SDP, so that evening, before everyone else, Slavko personally reported to Milk that great America is with him again, and that means with the state, that they know everything that Vučić, Putin and that Simijanović are doing here, and that Kamala Harris will personally come to slap them on the fingers, and slap them along the way. And that Vučić will not be allowed to say A, more than when he was a schoolboy sitting in the White House in front of the great Trump, waiting on his last legs for the latter to hand him the fountain pen with which he would sign the so-called Washington Agreement.

Milko told Slavko that he had not heard better news for a long time and that he would immediately pass it on to Peđa (Bošković), Raško (Konjević) and Ranko (Ubović), so that in the Assembly but also in other places where the future of the state is decided, they would initiate interpellations and similar initiatives on the impeachment of prominent individuals from the new government who work for the BIA and the state leadership of Serbia. As Senator Durban told Mirsad in the back seat of his truck in Chicago. About which, says Slavko Milk, there are audio and video evidences, but they are still under authorization, so you have to believe Mandić when he says that it couldn't have occurred to him that it wasn't so.

While Slavko is waiting for authorization from Senator Durbin, and correspondent Mirsad is waiting for the consequences from the ancient Skala Radio from ancient Kotor, if it turns out that the audio and video recording is not Senator Durbin but one of the drivers of the transporter Jahović, we, the honorable patriots of this country, remain hopeful that in the investigation, instead of the FBI, include our Milivoje, who will find audio and video evidence of what Slavko is talking about at the bottom of Lake Michigan, which adorns the heart of Chicago, and which confirms that the senator was talking about all the forces that hit our little Montenegro, and then to the EU and NATO. And that soon the vice president of the USA will be visiting us to tell all this to Belgrade, Moscow, Beijing, Roćen, Bemax, CRBS, Deripaska, Statis and all other strategic partners of Milk and Slavko.

If, however, it turns out that Durbin has never seen the correspondent of the ancient Skala Radio, Mirsad Jahović, let alone his truck that the Chetniks and other local traitors pelted with bullets in the middle of Chicago a month ago - then nothing. Nothing to anyone, so they say.

Which means that even after the exclusive with Senator Durbin, the ancient Skala radio will continue to inform the public about events in our country and in the world professionally from ancient Kotor, as only Milko and Slavko know, while their example will be followed by the no less reliable and dedicated CDM, DN, Standard, Antena, Aktuelno, Pobjeda, Pink, Prva, Borba and other numerous relatives...

Not even since the arrival of Vice President Harris, which Senator Durbin announced to Slavko, and thus to Milko. Nothing, then, from the reception at the Podgorica airport where Kamala, still on the runway, Milko, Raško and Slavko would tell that Senator Durbin was absolutely right and that his warning to the authorities was broadcast on the waves of the ancient Skala Radio, from the ancient Kotor, at the same time the most serious diagnosis of the situation in Montenegro, with an emphasis on the high representatives of the official Podgorica who, through the fake diplomat Simijanović, actually work for the true BIA and the even truer AV, a decade-long friend of Milk and Slavko.

What a firecracker you are, says Maksim Mandić, the son of Slavko, and he must be a fan of Milk if judging by the folk saying that a chip does not fall far from the log, what a firecracker you are, said Maksim to his father, on the occasion of an interview with Senator Durbin, and who will know everything about fire and fires better than an ancient commander of the firemen from ancient Kotor, who this summer with courage and sacrifice saved the fortress of San Giovanni, so that it too would not be destroyed by the DPS and its youth and turned into ashes, no less than Jugooceanija, the Fjord Hotel, Autobok, Riviera, Bokeljko, Puro Popović and Slavko Mandić.

If it wasn't for Milka, there wouldn't be Slavko either. If it wasn't for such a DPS, there wouldn't be such a DF either. If it weren't for false patriots, there wouldn't be a true Vučić, if it weren't for the arsonist Slavko Mandić, there wouldn't even be Mirsad Jahović, the correspondent. If it wasn't for what it is and if it was for what it isn't, ancient Kotor would have been spared Skala, Slavko Mandić would have been the fire chief, while Senator Durbin would have had more work to do and not deal with the denials of the conversation that Slavko and Milko still hope will be authorized or, as Mandić would say, authentic and not invented, which he never thought could be. Just as every normal citizen of ancient Kotor 30 years ago could not have thought that Jugooceanija, Riviera, Bokeljka would be shut down, Fjord closed, Pura Popović the political champion and Slavko Mandić the owner of Skala. Personally, it still doesn't occur to me that this is so. And it is. Thank you, Milko.

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