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Hysteria of the organism

How and why medical associations are silent on the medical phenomenon of Zdravko Krivokapić and how long his vaccination fast will last

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The man who defeated the virus, Photo: Photo collage: Br. M.
The man who defeated the virus, Photo: Photo collage: Br. M.
Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

It is not easy to keep the rosary in your heart and to progress in socialism. That kind of double game that the young communist Zdravko Krivokapić played in his formative years had to leave its mark.

There are harrowing secrets and deep tunnels of the soul, similar to the corridors of the Bates Motel. Like Hitchcock's hero who dresses up as his mother and talks to the evil shadow of his fears, perhaps the young scientist yearned to apologize to his mother, the Church. Therefore, only a crook can blame him for those Chetnik masquerades from the nineties. I guess it was the need to change clothes, for ideological transvestism and to suddenly come out of the closet; a benign longing for new socialization, which was so strong in the future prime minister that he ended up at Uncle Pavićević's after party.

But now, they are not easy paths in life. The ideological castration that the guy agrees to in order to advance in the service haunts him throughout his life. I don't know if it's suppression or some other psychological defense mechanism, but it must be that something similar pushed the prime minister into a messianic complex. So from a former communist on paper, a VHS Chetnik with a toasting profile, we got an academic swimmer through the restless waves of the party university. And finally, quite logically, the prime minister who is running away from the vaccine.

Most of them felt all these inglorious changes in one way or another in their small, insignificant lives, so it will be rare for anyone to find the courage and integrity to call out Krivokapić for some alleged ideological corruption. On the contrary, here the ideology has never been realized in its key goal, to lead society towards clear political goals. Thus, Zdravko's path to mysticism is something that a good part of the citizens can easily reconcile with; if not to identify, then at least to understand the martyr, through the example of a strange neighbor, or a neighbor who witnesses Jehovah even on market day.

As long as it's healthy, you could say, but that's where the problem arises, because it's not healthy when the country is in a pandemic, because the numbers are among the worst in Europe, because it's not numbers but people, because you can't go to the UN conference without vaccines, and I have a personal interest, call me a weirdo, that my first minister is dawning on the East River.

It is not healthy and even less easy to taste the carelessness that emerges from every new excuse or joke of the prime minister, humorous and sad at the same time. If we already have to descend together with his suffering nature into the pits of idolatry every time the new pope decides to walk the mudans near the government house, if we have already sent him to all the possible séances of orthodox skits and watched his eyes glaze over with faith in the afterlife joy, the time has come for someone to address this gentleman more radically, in the name of earthly life.

But neither a journalist, nor a writer, nor a governor, nor a commissioner can do that, only doctors can push this jovial political quasi-instance to stick it on that damned needle. So let him choose a Russian syringe to begin with, or let the church take him by the hand and do it in the Piper Cell. It's time to poke around in the village of Odžak under that ancient linden tree that smells like incense, the place is not a problem. But it is not a matter of my wishes, but of the medical association, association of doctors, nurses, midwives, microbiologists, colleagues from the university, people from the retort, all those whose voices are not heard while the prime minister mocks, plays with the miracle of nature and health for whose secret late science of the 21st century. He is, as he said, a phenomenon that medicine has yet to devote itself to, a complex mystery of the organism that, I believe, will also found the party, and will be able to make wisecracks and kill viruses and germs.

It's not the prime minister's fault, he doesn't even have to wash his hands, it's easy for him when he has an army of cherubs and antibodies. Science and the profession are to blame for not shutting up this superman of self-belief. I will think that among doctors there is the same disease of unsettled obligations and laconic escape into conspiracy theories. Because the doctors are probably obliged to isolate the fable that Krivokapić prides himself on and in the end order that young man to behave not like a desert dweller but like a statesman. A kind of command responsibility, good will, I don't even know what to call it, a sense of belonging to the white world that is doing something against the infection.

Let the prime minister remember, back then he was not allowed to join the League of Communists, so he had to join. Let him remember that he did not like that DPS ruled the rectorate, so he had to exist in a terrible place. Krivokapić knows how to clench his teeth, it's not terrible, it burns a little and you continue as before.

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