After triumphantly completing the first year of his mandate, the prime minister will spend the beginning of the new year 2022 somewhere above Bioč. It will fulfill another promise and help Chinese builders whose breaks last all day. Full of antibodies and in a frenzy, he will coordinate the builders as the Dritan security sector. In order to finish the works before Savindan, the young experts will put down their calculators and join the Smokovac-Mateševo work action. And if the Chinese try to prolong the opening again, the head of all the experts will drive them to the streets like Boško Jugović in the song. He will postpone the vaccination in Cuca to defend the prime minister's hard faith. Because if Montenegro can, the red ribbon will have to before the Chinese New Year.
In the breaks of mobs on the highway, yuppie ministers will prepare new economic packages for happy voters. When Europe now after comes to an end, they will announce another Marshall plan so that the holiday party lasts at least until the local elections. In those plans, citizens will sit at full tables in chocolate houses, and because of the oil reserves, everyone will be millionaires like the father of the nation. The state coffers will not lack unadopted excise taxes, because they will be full of confiscated illegally acquired property of godfathers and party comrades. Even in the new ministerial plans, there will be no unemployed people, but they want economic citizenships and dubious American companies. Montenegro will be saved from debt slavery as ministers from the pogrom of interpellation.
While the new God-pleasing party grows in the Government's backyard like a magic bean, the two younger leaders will protect their electorate with action plans that reach the European Union in seven-mile steps. In those agendas, the judiciary will be like from Dritan's tweets, and reform laws will be adopted like on tape. Smuggling channels will be stopped as ministerial wild construction, and institutions will be relaxed from party pressure. They will not be judged by the grandmother or the godfathers, but by the justice of the real Brussels. The Parliament will work on solar power, and the Government will be removed from the apparatus. Until the final of the Champions League or at least the awarding of the Oscars, the hand of justice will fulfill some other boyhood dreams. If a package arrives from Escobar, it will fill even the biggest one.
The father of the nation will not start the year triumphantly, although he will spend the January days in sunny Dubai. While the hand of justice announces his retirement, he will weigh whether to return to cohabitation or announce his retirement from emigration. Because the percentages are decreasing as a coalition potential, and the foreigners again want some Lukšić to fake reforms and look for healthy tissue on the make-up deceased. But the head of the successor will not choose between Bošković and Marković, but will hand over the party to one of the younger clones who are prone to raising eyebrows. A doctor or some other graduate, to rival Aleksa and Dritan in youth and Professor Zdravko in school. The boss will watch his back from the stands, and Nikolić will watch like Bajro Župić so that his position does not take him away.
But Montenegrin workers and honest intelligentsia will not care about those palace combinations. Under the soothing effect of "Europe Now", partisans, committees and Chetniks will forget every political and national trauma. They will sit raised on full takulins, as if on thrones, and type in the ministerial calculator. In workers' houses, squeezed oranges will be drunk and avocados eaten. In a full consumer basket, no one will notice that bread is 65 cents. Mothers of three or more children will save from compensation for a summer vacation in Antalya, and in the Delta, the grandmother's increased pension and some children's allowance will be spent. Due to the excessive number of laureates, the Medal for the minimum price of work and the Order of Child Allowance will be worn alternately in quarters. Potential Christian Democrats will pray for the health of the leader, and citizens will keep their pictures in their wallets.
If they want the festive mood to last at least until May, experts and young leaders will have to pull a few more rabbits out of the Marshall Plan. When it was already about MP raises, a few euros will have to be found for professors and fathers of three and more unemployed people. Because if the expert calculators break down, Bishop Irinej Bulović's prophecy could come true even before June. If the hard faith of the minister is like the promise of the Chinese builder, we should expect street interpellation as soon as the mountain turns green. Jaba's vice prime minister's and Milo's pension will be in vain, if the angry rebalancing is laid on the angry debt wound. The poor woman eager for child support will squeal and the happy worker will warm up until yesterday. Compensation beneficiaries will rise up like the mothers of nine Jugovics, chasing young experts with a hook and a hoe. To ask where our money is like Professor Branko asked Ambassador Popo. If the experts are not able to answer them, neither the heavenly power nor the minority government will save them anymore.
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