In a country that always preferred fiddlers to hippies, Dritan Abazović chose the role of John Lennon. As soon as he built the status of the most popular leader from Ulcinj to Belgrade, he turned his back on the apostles and entered the psychedelic phase. Like a hippie or Aleksa in party videos, he reconciles all faiths and unbeliefs and dreams of a country where everyone lives in peace. To begin with, he offered voters to watch live broadcasts of government sessions instead of "Parov". To see how political enemies are easily reconciled when there are enough ministerial chairs. To learn how to enter the European Union at the speed of light, and the fundamental treaties are treated as legal issues. As Podgorica and Belgrade reconcile, everything becomes the Open Balkans, where workers, truckers and banana traders travel freely.
In Lennon John's dreams, the judiciary is reformed and sinful cabinet officials go straight to prison. Without special cells and special treatment, they end up with ordinary citizens, like Milan Knežević when he served time for a collision with a policeman. Sons return from treatment to save innocent mothers, and depressed philosophers from Belgrade come to recover in Bjelopavlići. Elections are the holidays of democracy in which the Konik and Ulcinj brigades, instead of safe voters, draw odds at betting shops. Comrades and godfathers do not become advisers in the government, but look for work like other honest intelligentsia.
In a dream government, a young prime minister, like Harry Potter, uses political magic to free the offices from outside influence and guarantee a two-thirds majority. Because of his psychedelic therapy, the father of the nation retires, and the largest state-making party becomes a bourgeois one. It is led by young and smiling professors who find it easier to build a park than to gain authority among party comrades. Even the one without a belvedere monument has the right to be a Montenegrin, and children are not stoned when they sing the wrong song.
Even the bird in the mountain will be happy for the minority prime minister, while he accelerates reforms from Telegram to Tik Tok. They will steal illegally acquired property like Robin Hood and use it to build schools and pay back loans to world banks. Protecting "Europe now" and looking after the workers as if Jakov and Mickey were his own brothers. He won't even replace Guido the cat, let alone Aleksa's directors, and he will be grateful to DF for sleeping through the establishment of a minority government. And when he hands over the report to all the ambassadors and takes a break from jumping out of the fridge, the young prime minister might go to Kiev. Yes, he reconciles the Russians and the Ukrainians there, as he reconciled the DPS and the SNP.
But as a poisoned apple or at least a farewell message from the former prime minister appears in every paradise, troubles should also be expected in this Montenegrin one. I don't want to be gloomy, but the brotherhood and unity of the minority government could last until the next police tape or some inconvenient law. One day there will be no place in the state manger for comrades and godfathers, so the ministers will remember the census and the Cetinje tear gas. If the minister does not hit the minister even then, barricades will await the prime minister in the assembly. Because if the ministers can keep quiet, Mandić and Draginja can't calm down.
Not even the father of the nation will let his friends down the drain forever, so that the ambassadors and the young prime minister can tweet. When the waters become cloudy again, Kolasin's large fish could escape to freedom even before European strikes. Yes, like those from Budva, last name at the confluence of the Sava and the Danube and they are waiting for the refreshment to pass in Montenegro. If Ivan needs the pre-election asphalt to defend Podgorica, Živković and Bošković will stop smiling. Support from the government to the assembly will disappear and all the sleepers who survived the refresh will wake up. To break the neck of the young prime minister as they once did of the God-fearing professor. Then the most desirable bachelor of the region had better make do with the DPS, if he thinks they will support his minority government until next spring.
That is why the prime minister could fulfill some voter's dream, while he still has the potential for reform in the minority government. Let us finish at least the reduction of excise taxes, if the census and the basic contract have to wait for a two-thirds majority. When we weren't allowed to elect the Government and vote for who the people are, we have the right to fill the tanks and spread pate on cheaper bread. Let us also enjoy ourselves a little before that Jevt wind that fills the government's sails dies down and everyone forgets about Lennon John's dreams.
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