THE DRAGON HUNTERS

Well, my Saint Peter

Or: Democracy is weakest when its greatest enemies cynically start twisting theses and mocking its postulates

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Photo: Savo Prelevic
Photo: Savo Prelevic
Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

Pst... Let's worship the saint... Excuse me, can you open the saint for us... Activist Maja M. asked a monk of the occupying Church of Serbia, even though it was a non-working Sunday. And I guess a saint also has a soul. Because he also worked bloody hard like our working class. He didn't even know about a non-working Sunday, let alone any other day, he was exploited by various masters and especially subjects, so that in the end he deservedly earned the title of saint.

And my Saint Peter. That's what you were waiting for, when some monk of the occupying church of Serbia was asked to open you, and that on Sunday, as if you were Voli or HD Laković, with the fact that here, in truth, the need to feed the soul and not the stomach was at issue. When the monk started to open the saint, we actually saw an ordinary wooden chest, similar to a refrigerator, except that it does not stand vertically, and Vučić does not come out of it, even less Đukanović, but peacefully in it, they say from the occupying church of Serbia, rests St. Peter, personally. That is, his relics, whatever that means.

My Saint Peter, that's what a godless I am to you. I don't believe in relics either. In contrast to Miloš Malog, the spokesperson of the civic DPS and civic activist Maja Velika, who, if you can believe them, do not even hesitate to protect you with their body, if necessary they even kiss you, and then they confess all their torment in a civil manner which lies in their civic and anti-fascist hearts. That is to the soul.

Oh, my Saint Peter, instead of civil activists from DPS and from Cetinje visiting the wall of the magnificent villa of imprisoned Blaž Jovanić, the judge-president, and crying on it - because of the occupation of Montenegro, the long and too long DPS rule, and to remind them of all those millions and billions, which ended up in the pockets of the occupying forces and their Party instead of in the budget and in the hands of the citizens of Montenegro - they feast on your relics, and that on Sundays, when nothing works, except for Pobjeda, Antena, Analitika, CDM, In4s, Borba and other communal services.

Well, my Saint Peter, you say rightly, if it is in terms of courage and heroism, then the civil spokesperson and the performer should, if Nikšić is far from them, go to Cetinje in front of that Swiss's house. Whom we would never have heard of if it weren't for his famous wife Vesna, the autonomous and civil head of our independent judiciary, and a paltry 50 thousand euros in severance pay for her deserving husband. All of which, once again, explains why Brussels concluded a long time ago that our judiciary is corrupt and trapped and that neither the aforementioned Mrs. Zvicer, nor her pure Montenegrin, Čirgićev or Đagin, can help it, take it as you will, but you know what I mean - on Montenegro as a cultural address.

And my Saint Peter, it's not just the spokesperson of the DPS and his activist who are fake citizens - little Aleksa, the so-called leader of the Reds, who struggled for a long time with multi-ethnic harmony to finally show that his skin is closer to the gun, is no better. And Marko Milačić and Marina Jočić are related to the Albanian lobby by Dritan Abazović and Jovana Marović. And just how close Boris is to him. Who, like Roćen Mila, follows him and advises him, flies, sleeps, takes notes, interrupts the interlocutor, but also writes, corrects, coordinates (all bots, without Kopra and Martin) and in the final enables the entry of the so-called Democrats into the big EPP family! Where the Bosniaks and the so-called minister Ibrahimović have been waiting for them for a long time. Or just Mr. Ervin. Illegitimate of course. And the EPP will rise again.

My Saint Peter, not only did we close you, but we also closed our heaven. So Putin's emissary Sergej remained grounded in Moscow, which caused the cries of citizens Marko, Goran, Jol, but now not at the expense of the Church of Serbia, but at the expense of the occupying NATO alliance, which does not allow us to be free and sovereign. Like Abkhazia, Chechnya, Belarus or Moldova. That's how our Montenegro helped Putin to convince his free people that he is not leading Russia out of Europe, but Europe itself is driving Russia out. Democracy is weakest when its greatest enemies cynically start twisting theses and mocking its postulates. That's why Putin, Trump and Erdogan understand and get along so well.

And my Saint Peter, the so-called civil activist MM is right, at least in one way - here they went to have lunch, so they locked you up… That's right. For three decades, not only your relics, but also the largest number of citizens of Montenegro have been languishing locked in the most beautiful prison in the world. And neither the Old Montenegrin Ms. Zvicer, nor the victim of the performer Maja M, nor the anti-fascism of Vesko Barović, nor the patriotism of Veljović, nor the justice of Ivica Stanković, nor the victories and not divisions of Mr. Bečić, nor the grounded plane of Sergey Lavrov, nor even the withdrawal of Chief Đukanović can help us. Which the prime minister hopes will happen. But it doesn't guarantee. If you know something, Saint Peter - let us know. Through Sava Kentera. Or his friend from Draga school, if you don't want to go through the monks of the occupying church of Serbia.

Pst. Let's bow down to DPS. Excuse me, can you open DPS for us.

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