Friday, April 7 - Oh, what a day! A scorpion is sick, a fattened sow, a stinking fat one, a cow with a squeal, a Chetnik scumbag... is part of the more polite reactions of the President's admirers to My Farewell to Him.
I cannot quote the less polite ones for objective reasons.
And who should I complain to now?
I said goodbye to the outgoing President forever. Even if I wasn't, he is now in a technical mandate and is not capable of protecting me.
The mandate of the incoming President has not even started, so there is no point in addressing him. Even if the bearers of the Belvedere tradition get it into their heads that Jakov Milatović is axios, the inauguration is only 40 days away...
It's a shame, but I could use an edict.
As an individual legal act, it is understood...
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Saturday, April 8 - And how did I provoke the fans of the former regime to almost surpass themselves from the lithium era? When they "cut off my fingers without anesthesia so that she wouldn't write, then my tongue so that she wouldn't scream, and finally my legs so that she wouldn't run away"?
I don't know, I just stated that it is good that Montenegro did not elect a master on April 2, but a civil servant who will only do his job:
- represent the state in the country and abroad;
- to command the Army based on the decisions of the Council for Defense and Security;
- to promulgate laws by decree;
- call for elections and nominate a representative;
- to appoint and recall ambassadors at the proposal of the Government;
- award awards and recognitions and grant pardons.
This agenda of constitutional powers is not overbooked, that's why - at the cost of exceeding my own - I added the aforementioned. Adopting a decree banning the use of obscene words in every public place and in every public space, from the street to social networks to parliament.
It makes no sense to estimate what the effect of that edict would be in advance, but also how meaningful is any attempt to stop the massive spread of lies, insults, slander and threats...
Before a virtual massacre under a pseudonym turns into a real one under the hood...
Not because of me, I've been safe in self-isolation since the Resist protests four years ago.
But because of the few brave, well-known and honorable people who are still ready to sacrifice themselves for the common good, but not to have them and their families publicly lynched by the idle bastards from social networks...
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Sunday, April 9 - Did I say that to recover from the legacy of the former regime, it will take just as long as it took us to acquire them - three decades, at least.
One of those achievements appeared at the last session of the Constitutional Court, as a gift from the DPS that DPS managed to bring to Montenegro even three years after leaving power.
Not two or three judges, but all four, Prime Minister Abazović warned in time. Unfortunately, the majority - primarily journalists who exist for the public's right to know the full truth - had too much work to do at the time.
It was then important to emphasize several times in each text that the prime minister is in a technical mandate, who cares about the timely presentation of the consequences of the technical blockade of the Constitutional Court after its political filling.
And there was enough reason to trust him, the prime minister experienced firsthand how the old Njegoševa saying "I was descending on your rope, the rope almost broke" is being practiced in the recent Njegoševo Montenegro...
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Monday, April 10 - Well, it broke...
And it will. Because the seventh judge of the Constitutional Court - the only candidate is Faruk Resulbegović - cannot be elected before the end of the summer and the new convocation of the Assembly.
Until then, we will not know not only whether the Assembly has been regularly dissolved, but also whether electoral units have been legally demarcated.
If Resulbegović passes and if his vote rules that the decree on the dissolution of parliament was unconstitutional, it will turn out that the elections were also unconstitutional...
And then? Then we are left without the Assembly, because there is no such court that can return the original convocation to the benches from the vacation.
If he is not elected? Well, then again we don't have an Assembly because we don't have a functional Constitutional Court that can decide, even with 4:3, whether the election of a new convocation was done in accordance with the Constitution or not.
In the best case scenario, we will have a five-month rerun of the performance from the Podgorica Assembly. If the DPS doesn't come up with some kind of stunt for a longer period of time...
What if Resulbegović is not elected even at the end of the summer?
Well, then the weightlessness of the highest legislative authority will be extended until winter. While the Constitutional Committee intends to announce the competition.
Then comes the application deadline, the organization of that experience over the candidates which, I don't know why, is still called the hearing, and then the selection of the best, the scheduling of the plenum and - here we are in the New Year. Secular and Orthodox...
Who knows, maybe even Easter, the spring session starts on March 1 more often on paper than in the capital...
Until then, one of the secondary parties - the parent DPS will not allow itself to once again offer itself up in front of its European partners - may think of raising the issue of the constitutionality of the Constitutional Committee...
There are also high chances, given the promptness of the Constitutional Court, that even election appeals will not be considered by then...
Does it sound complicated?
Yes, but it's not up to me. The interpretations of a dozen lawyers are not simpler either, I followed their discussion on the networks for weeks.
After that training, I no longer have questions about the legal profession.
But, regarding that individual legal act from the beginning of this story, I have one linguistic question: are 542.154 inhabitants singular or plural...
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Tuesday, April 11 - The leader of the strongest non-parliamentary party in the history of Montenegrin parliamentarianism also has problems with linguistics. Unfortunately, not in form but in content.
The fear of the invasion of the neighboring country - which the DPS was forcing on us before the local elections - is a small joke compared to the one that the president of PES is spreading before the parliamentary elections.
- We doubt that the situation in the treasury is very bad, that it even had zero - it was just a prelude to the decline.
A divination of perspective followed:
- The price of bonds in Argentina when it was officially bankrupt was about 60 cents, and Montenegrin bonds now cost 50 cents - the second premise was illustrative.
And then Milojko Spajić drew a logical conclusion:
- This means that Montenegro, from the perspective of investors, is bankrupt!
Equally logical, he also offered a saving solution.
- "Europe now 2" program, which includes average salaries of 1.000 euros and minimum pensions of 450 euros - Spajić was confident.
He said nothing about the fact that the first installment of his European soap opera, with an average salary of 700 euros and the lowest pensions of 250, almost brought us to bankruptcy last year.
To explain where the money comes from to the country that he claims is already bankrupt - he did try, but I just couldn't understand him...
But the problem is not with me, but with those who still trust the politician after he has been publicly caught at least a dozen times in... untruths...
When, at the end of his candidacy for the President of the country, which ended ingloriously - the truth, and unconstitutionally - he decided to be truthful, he came into conflict with the traditions of that country.
How would it...
- I sold the apartment to a person with whom I was in an extramarital union, we also have a child together...
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Wednesday, April 12 - The Montenegrin state and the Montenegrin mafia got their children together. And they raised them together since the beginning of the nineties.
In elementary school, those children were brought up on examples of bravery and heroism from the era of the liberation of Konavle.
In high school, domestic experts on privatization were in charge of the theoretical teaching, so the subject was abbreviated and its full name in the school diaries was - Robbery of state property.
The list with the names of some of the most respected lecturers is in the Special State Prosecutor's Office, additions will follow.
The list of foreign experts, who occasionally gave obvious lessons to the now-adult joint children of the state and the mafia, has long been available to the public - Franco de la Torre, Gerardo Cuomo, Benedetto Stano, Mateo Messina Denaro...
The school in nature was held by the respected lecturer Francesco Prudentino, whom the students affectionately called Don Ćićo...
When the joint children were old enough for university, the state and the mafia decided to get married. Unfortunately, same-sex marriages in Montenegro were not legalized at that time.
The unsuspecting newlyweds had no choice but to, together with their children, enter the only permitted form of community that has been well known to the public for a decade and a half under the name of an organized criminal group...
As crime knows no borders, these groups very quickly began to enter into international relations.
Continuation of the story about that love that is not remembered in this area, you already know...
But you don't know why I told this today?
Because the collective amnesty of the recent Montenegrin government, legislative above all, got on my head. As if we had no other worries, members of the state parliament organized a hearing on two criminals from Serbia.
In the absence of those who hosted those criminals in Montenegro despite the entry ban, Dritan Abazović, Filip Adžić and Vladimir Novović were on the dock.
I'm not going to watch it, the bombastic announcements that pop up from my phone have already raised my pressure.
It is as if the prime minister, minister and prosecutor are co-organizers of a criminal group from a neighboring country, and not fighters against organized crime in their own.
Idle pops and kids baptize, says the old folk...
I have nothing more to say on this topic.
I just want to ask - is there anyone who still doesn't understand why, on the eve of the third anniversary of the fall of the regime, the children of the chief special prosecutor play only in their room...
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