If Prime Minister Sherlock and Minister Watson are to be believed, it is only a matter of days before the hand of justice reaches the high court diggers. The situation is changing in our favor and the services have already dispersed, although the tunnel surprised them like the December snow. Even before the police, the President of the High Court determined that almost nothing was missing from the depot, and the prime minister's team, together with the PR service, did an additional investigation. Since then, so much evidence has been accumulated that it is being handed out to the media. And the investigation cannot be jeopardized even by the contradictory comments of the officials, which would have made even Inspector Horejo gray long ago. All we have to do is wait for the arrests and guess whose gun was contaminated and whose was swallowed by the black hole in the center of Podgorica.
And once they arrest the diggers and their project managers, they should not be sent to Spuž, but hired as expert consultants.
To begin with, they could teach the mandate holder how sensitive operations are completed in a short time and without the knowledge of the public. They could explain to him how a simple majority is gathering, willing to roll up their sleeves and dig their way to a better future. A team of discreet heroes who take care of the Montenegrin economy and do their best to ensure that the largest exporters do not suffer because of two or three guns in the court depot. For them, the ambassadors do not choose comrades for the work action or determine their working conditions, because the majority will of the clan is the only sacred thing for them. They don't ask for three-point majorities or hold meetings for hours, but silently reform the judiciary from the ground up. That's why they were a little short of burying the tunnel, while Milojko is still looking for a majority for the Government.
The tunnel diggers in the center could also give a lecture to President Jakov. If he is no longer interested in undermining the party's foundations, the president could learn how to collectively dig a path to a better tomorrow. Without inciting the diggers and arguing about who is in charge in the tunnel. There is no counting and grieving in front of the cameras, but only team building and penetration. He is a friend next to the other as they jointly dig the way to the depot where they will share the spoils in brotherhood. Maybe Jakov then learns that the external collaborators are not friends but hidden saboteurs ready to collapse the tunnel on his head and pick up the remains from the ruins.
Frontaches and committees could learn how to successfully undermine institutions while the state apparatus sleeps. How the state apparatus is taken over with a pickaxe and foam, not with guns from the bottom of the lake and burning tires. You do your shift in the tunnel, strap on your backpack with the tools, and with a righteous step you walk past the scumbags who are scrolling through their phones and drinking alcohol. You don't need protests or roadblocks. It is enough to accept the pickaxe, then through the tunnel into the government and the assembly. By the time the agents and the prosecutor's office wake up, Andrija is already lost in Karađorđeva 3, and Ivan Vuković has taken Aleksi's high chair.
And when they finish educating the politicians, the miners from the High Court can teach the Montenegrin builders how to dig through the city without half the neighborhood hearing you. To explain to them that the buildings in the neighborhood do not have to sway from mini-earthquakes as soon as builders start digging canals or foundations. Installation plans are not just a piece of paper in the project documentation, they should be read by the site manager and the excavators before sticking the first shovel. Tearing cables and pipes is not an absolute obligation, nor does half the city have to be left without water and electricity as soon as the first excavator is turned on.
Lectures just don't have to be given to Prime Minister Sherlock. Between promotions of domestic honey and tours of basketball locker rooms, the hand of justice with its CSI team should continue with investigations in Montenegro. When the police again come across packages of drugs and bananas or trucks full of cigarettes, the investigation should be led by Sherlock and the ministerial team. That in front of the cameras they check what is contaminated with evidence and what should be saved for Twitter and press conferences. They can also patent the draft as the most effective alarm in rooms without cameras and guards. When there are no more sirens to scare the thieves, at least let the draft tell us that they have finished the job.
As soon as the education and prime ministerial investigations are completed, the miners from the High Court should be returned underground and allowed to continue digging. Until the black hole in the center of Podgorica swallows the parliament in hibernation and the judiciary, which restores the facades while those boards rot more and more. Let them dig until the prosecution with the memory of a goldfish and a government that has been in bed longer than Đekna sink into the ground. When the black hole finally sucks them in there won't be much damage. Evidence that Montenegro is a serious country is no longer valid anyway.
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