Even Mickey could no longer continue with the media's cooling and public boycott for a couple of months. He had to, after such a long fast and the frustration of all independent journalists and editors of Montenegro, jump out behind some curve, it turned out on the Kolašin-Mateševo road. As the Prime Minister spoke, the portals and networks became heated. The editors rubbed their hands with satisfaction, there will be tens of thousands of reads, hundreds of comments, likes and hates, because no one knows how to "open up" like Spikey, and admit everything, both what he is asked and what he is not asked, like a high school student who was caught rewrites on written mathematics.
The first victim of the long-awaited appointment of the prime minister was the Minister of Justice, Andrej Milović.
Well deserved. Since the unjustly forgotten Medojević, we have not had a politician who enjoyed the undivided distrust of various political options in Montenegro. "In the future, he will have to ask me about all decisions," answered Mickey when asked to comment on the scandal with the protection of the controversial Turkish businessman Bilan Çamgoz.
Spajić, in this context, stated that those who were not previously politicians or ministers may not have acquired the "habits of informing their superiors about important decisions".
"That will not happen again, from now on I will be informed of all important decisions," concluded the Prime Minister.
The message was clear - even those who are not used to Đukanović, and only those from the DPS, will now see what the real Razor is, Milojko and not Milo. So, with MĐ you could play tricks, play a sheik like Sveto, or a sheriff like Mugoša, with Milo you could also be a prime minister who interferes in his work, like Duško (and not a ficus from Filip), Đukanović knew that he sees through his fingers the "cockroaches" from the tycoon (as Putin called them), and to squirm when Ćoćo hits Roćen, or Cane hits Di Kay - but, from now on, from Milojko the First Magnificent, forget all that! Enough of the banter and embedding, now Spike is wondering.
Is there a single Montenegrin or Montenegrin woman, including me, who did not tell him - it's an affair, my lord. The director of RTCG, Service Service, was so excited that his knees buckled, so he logically concluded that the screen must be opened to the prime minister as a matter of urgency. The RTCG TV scheme was promptly trampled on, an extra slot on Sunday evenings was provided, and an interview lullaby was created, similar to the ones we have seen for decades performed by Radojka and Tamara when they were hosted by Milo. And not Milojko. Which the Prime Minister himself admitted when he thanked the Service "for a pleasant conversation" in the most polite way at the end!
Apart from the ministers, MPs and RTCG, the latest edition of Spyki was surely also ecstatic for the voters, I mean those who already lack Razor, i.e. a firm hand, someone who will bang his fist on the table and shout - enough of charlatanism and ignorance, thievery and percentages , now, even though you're not used to it, you'll have to ask grandma before you sweep something under the carpet or just dip your fingers in honey. And a hot dog in a mustard jar with the image of Milan Knežević standing on it.
Applause for the prime minister, pats on the shoulder, discreet slips of the "you told them Boss" type only erupted when Spajki, after little Andrej, read the book to the main partner, the Democrats. He could not slap them like his Milović, but sent them to the corner, to kneel on the grain. Not all of them, Aleksa and Danilo for example.
"I would not like to play gibberish like the 43rd Government, Brđanin is in his full mandate, but I think there is room for an agreement and discussion with him," said the Prime Minister, commenting on the question of why he has been avoiding putting the dismissal of the current director on the Government's agenda for weeks. UP. And friends from officers and individual champions of the NGO sector.
In a furious performance, Spajka sent a clear message to both the Government and the Assembly, his own and others, that there was no more joking around, so that Mandić and Knežević applied for reprimand themselves. Let the prime minister shoot them one at a time, so that no one sees, and it doesn't hurt anything. Better that way than to publicly slap us and pull us by the ears like Milović and Saranović, said Milan to Andrija. Or as the Boss, I mean the one in Belgrade, when he dips a hot dog into Dacic, replied the always ready Mandić.
So, we have rich experience with a series of autocrats and populists from the last three and a half decades, which calls us to be careful when we recognize similar mannerisms in the prime ministers of the 43rd or 44th Government, although at first glance they do not seem as sinister as those before them. Because whoever is bitten by a snake is also stung by a lizard. And it is not that we have forgotten those sufferings - Milošević won us over with his famous exclamation, "if we don't know how to work, we know how to fight", Đukanović was more subtle and only said that he would "demarcate us with the Ustashas for all time", Vučić later after two decades of running for burek and yogurt, Seselju got the chance to be his boss and owner, while Dritan spoke about the prime minister sometimes in the third person, as if Abazović before April 2022 and Abazović after the election for the head were two different people. Now we are watching Mickey who expects the political parties to stick to the agreement, that even those that have not signed it do so as soon as possible, that everyone is therefore part of the government, except for Dritan and Dobričanin, and that, on the other hand, the media stick to comfortable issues. As the Service Service of Montenegro (USCG). Otherwise, there will be a public reprimand or denial through Uncle Misha. And Duke Momcila.
Finally, as a fan of Britva od Milojko, I want to congratulate everyone who was elected to the 44th government, and in all previous governments, I also congratulate kurta and murta, all flags, and especially flag 101, I wish all the best to Toyota, Škoda and Citroen, let everyone drive their own car, both Montenegrins and Serbs and Albanians and Bosniaks, but of course it should be known who is the prime minister and the main driver, who drives us all. If we are not used to it, and we are - now we will have to. Because there is no more Milo - Spike is wondering.
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