As of Friday evening, it was 19:29 p.m., when the Vijesti portal published the latest message from Gabriel Escobar, the US administration's special envoy for the Balkans, that we have no more important task than supporting everything the prime minister does - I'm not holding back. I'm mining harder than any Spikey's crypto computer, day and night, 24/7, from the veins of my heels, feet and hands, praying and looking at the stars, repeating to myself and shouting at the top of my lungs, how we have nothing better to do than to support everyone, and everything that the prime minister does. This is now the most important chapter for us on the long and thorny road to the EU, more important than the famous 23 and 24, more important than DPS and Skaj, than Milo and Roćen, than Vesna and Katnić, than the phenomenal Serbian world and Mile Dodik, than Borba and Hello, from the Pope and James - you guessed it, it's chapter 45, support for everything the Prime Minister does. Even when he doesn't remember that he got a passport from another country, or he doesn't remember the apartment in Belgrade on the water and even less to whom he sold it, when he spins, he tries to silence the media, when he makes Usluzni out of Public Service, and Radojka Rutović out of Raonic, when he shifts after midnight and illegally, when he prepares Crypto Montenegro or just hedges on the London Stock Exchange - we have no choice but to click: Oh, Milojko, just say it, we'll fly like bullets!
And who is going to acknowledge my unpaid and overtime work, who is going to add up how many minutes, hours and days it has been since Friday at 19:29 when, by order of His Excellency and great Uncle Sam, I began to support everything that the prime minister is doing, to elevate him more than Miloš and Andrija Nikolić together, more than little Rakočević, more than the complete OPG, more than the entire NGO sector and all the regional champions, from Mesić to Vlasi, and from Sonja Biserko to Senad Pećanin. If I were to polish all the listed strikers, you would leave the current prime minister to the small ones, that no one of them can tell me how better, stronger and more passionately he supports the character and work of Milojko the First, glory and mercy to him, as the case of supporting Spajki in the election of acting director shows UP! We are all silent, me and them, and Gabe and Varhelji, because we still have from Comrade Tito that we should not follow the law like a drunkard.
When I think about it, Special Escobar is right. I have barked enough against this and that prime minister and president, this and that country, this or that clan, one, another, third war and crime, other people's and especially our nationalism, this or that fraud and obsession, against endemic corruption and organized groups, political, cocaine or propaganda, there was a lot of criticism on Mickey's account as well, such as Do Kwon, double passport, secret hedging, forgotten house in Muo, another hedging, midnight election of police chief, dismissal of a certain Milović and his rehabilitation, attempted shooting the head of the SPO, the autocratic leadership of the party and the Government, as if all this is not so human, so Montenegrin, did we deserve better, when we lived all this for three decades, of which for two and a half, some similar Escobar, before this real one, told us the same - that we must support everything that the prime minister does. Let's support Milo and DPS in everything they do, even when they create or support one clan or another, smuggle tobacco and then cocaine, capture institutions and build an autocracy, build a private state instead of democracy, organized propaganda instead of independent media - something similar to us for years and decades various Washington envoys said, so it's no wonder that now Gabe just repeats a similar mantra.
So how can I not listen to Escobar and support everything the prime minister does, it would have been better if I had done so before, if I had recognized that Mickey is the new Milo, the favorite of Washington and Dubai, Putin's Deripaska and the Chinese CRBS, Bemax and Lutrex, Porfirio and Grigorija, that in fact this prime minister is younger and prettier than the previous one, that he speaks English better than his mother tongue, that he does not care about flags, anthems and coats of arms, that every minister must ask him for permission before going to the toilet, and the Supreme State Prosecutor's Office for the investigation, that his church is separated from the state, and the security sector from his uncle and extended family.
When all of the above is added up and multiplied, he takes a calculator and calculates how much the current prime minister is better than that idiot, how much he raises our salary and pension, shortens non-working hours, puts the municipality and the state in debt, breaks corruption and the mafia a little morgen, raises the lying The NGO sector is destroying the so-called Public Service, when we see how much he invests in real estate, how he renounces his Serbian passport without a word, how he is praised by the opposition, and especially Mandić, then isn't it logical for the special Escobar to say that we have no better work and more important task than to support the prime minister in everything he does. That's why I, paraphrasing Professor Ivo Vuković, will say - I'm Milojko Spajić too! After three decades of barking at the moon, I simply enjoy surrendering and bowing to Spike, and who else would I want, because nowhere is the sky as blue as over Montenegro! Even that thanks to the prime minister, his uncle, the youngest of the zaova and duke Momčil (not Mandić).
That's why the nicknames from social networks are wrong, telling Escobar to reduce the experience, Gabe is not the same as Milan Knežević, who really got mad at dad Putin and mother Russia, just because the FSB and the Red Army do not act as a hunting society, but are a serious criminal organization. a group that kills Ukrainians instead of rabbits, burns villages, demolishes cities, and liquidates critics in their own country in their spare time. So how can I not support everything the prime minister does when I see such a Knežević, because between two evils, we have been used to it for decades, we should choose the lesser, Spajki.
That's why thanks to Escobar, he could have told us earlier that we have to support everything that this prime minister does and not some Vučić over there, who is in charge of Ambassador Hill. That's why he, not Gabe, constantly repeats the same thing in Belgrade - that the Serb brothers must support everything the prime minister does. Excuse me, President. So who says that Montenegro and Serbia are two banana countries, and not two eyes in the head.
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