THE DRAGON HUNTERS

Dreco, Dajko and Marina, their years start in March

A lesson for our parliamentary majority, if we want it to lead us for a long, long time - Spikey, Brad and Llama need to stop listening to Alexa and Mom and take the polygraph. When they are called, let them just snap at them - we will not stick to the polygraph like a drunkard

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Isn't the case of Milan Knežević irrefutable proof that it has refreshed, that democracy has come, that there is no more DPS monopoly and that homo sapiens was created by evolution and not by Vladimir Putin. Years start in March and not January, everything is the same, only there are no sweaters, instead of Milo, Momir and Sveta, there are Spajki, Milan and Andrija. And let Ervin get ready.

The best example that it has refreshed, that democracy has finally arrived, that we don't see it but feel it, and that man has become a monkey, are the appointments to the leading positions of independent institutions! Of course, as Spajki promised us, according to the principle of meritocracy, which is the exact opposite of the time of DPS partitocracy, some Jelic you've never heard of, and the famous formula one employee 4 votes.

That no one has a monopoly anymore, that finally no one can impose their solution on anyone, and that Dreco was created by Novak Kilibarda, is evidenced by Milan Knežević's honest statement that he would rather see Aco Đukanović at the head of the IRF! While, according to the same model, he remembers and returns, Mickey would rather send his uncle or one of his friends from the Aikido Association to the head of Podgorica's Citizen Service than the leader of Slobodna Dajko, who was created by Marko Milacic. The Dalai Lama, who was created by Andrija Mandić, is minding his own business and, without quarrels or public embarrassment, installs Solar EPCG Marina, which was created in the years that began in January. And it's still going. And not only that, but like wine - the older the better. All that is missing is for Open AI to take over after the AB revolution, the war for peace and Victory, National Parks, TV First, Solar construction, which was briefly decapitated after the sudden dismissal of Sam Altman, one of the pioneers of artificial intelligence.

So things are more than clear, this is not Silicon Valley but our Montenegro. If only Milan Knežević had asked, Dreco would have ended up in exile near Aca, to run his bank in Luxembourg, when he could The first one here and the second one there (far away), while Olivera Injac would return Dijk to Mexico and America, where he acquired wealth an experience which recommended him for a responsible position in the capital. Even though you are Olya's staff, I had the unpleasant duty of returning you to Mexico and America - Miki said dejectedly to Dyko at the airport, before the flight to Vienna and on to Mexico, where Vladimir D. was remembered as a tolerant and reasonable man, who does not hate Of the Albanians, only Nika, and of the Spaniards and Mexicans, only Solana. During this time, the Dalai Lama is in peace and nirvana arranging the last details with Marina regarding a new managerial challenge, which will be much easier for her than the turbulent and short-lived adventure in the National Parks. For the simple reason that our parks were created by evolution, that is, from Darwin, while solar panels came from Tesla, and Nikola, like Marina, is of Serbian descent, thus a genius and proof that homo sapiens after all comes from God and not from monkeys.

If you wonder why the right lung of the parliamentary majority, Mickey, Milan and Lama, functions without problems compared to the left, uncle, Aleksa, Momo/Andrej, the answer is - polygraph. Namely, in the selection of candidates for the leading positions of the most important institutions and strategic companies, the right wing chooses candidates through meritocracy, not polygraph. Because what would the testing of Drec for the IRF look like, if his first polygraph question was: is Aco Đukanović your uncle or just a friend, like Andrej?! At such a suggestive question, Drecun would immediately fail, because the polygraph has only two options for an answer - Yes or No. If the candidate for the head of the IRF answered yes, Spike could think that Dreco, Aco and Andrej know each other very well, that the team is almost like brothers, which the principled and meritocratic Mickey would not be able to overcome, so he would Peđa D. kicked out of IRF like Andreja from PES. If Dreco answered the polygraph with No - the machine would immediately beep, and everyone, including the naive prime minister, would see that candidate Predrag D. was lying.

Dajko would have passed the polygraph similarly. Let's say the question, is Oskar from Skaj the president of AV, if he answered yes, it would turn out that he forgot Vučić's support and donations for the fantastic presidential campaign and an even more beautiful Serbian world, and if Dajko said No, he too would be like Drec the red light turned on and it would turn out that he was not telling the truth.

It is clear then that only Marina would pass the polygraph as the safest way to reach the professional manager of an institution. Thanks, of course, to the genius Serbs, Nikola Tesla and the Dalai Lama, which was created by Andrija Mandić. Namely, to the key question of the polygraph for the candidate Jočić, do you prefer Kosovo or Solar, no matter what she answered, Yes or No, Marina would pass. Because, In order to mean - who would take Kosovo from my soul, but also Solar, and Ne would accept Andrija and turn a blind eye, as in the case of the Bosniak vote for his removal - it happens, life goes on even after the interpellation, that is, the polygraph.

Conclusion or lesson for our parliamentary majority, if we want it to lead us for a long, long time, and Escobar and I have no qualms about it - means Spikey, Brad and Llama must stop listening to Alexa and Mom and take the polygraph. When they are called, let them just snap at them - we will not stick to the polygraph like a drunkard. Or as the president of his vice president's Aikido Association. And Đeljošaj his swastika.

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