Now even Čarapić can no longer help. The Prime Minister called Vasilija in vain, he did not answer. Uncle Cottrell and Putin's bishop Metodije also fell silent, and the family therefore raised their hands. No one to tweet Charles Michel! How he overthrows the Government together with Milatović, and how he does not understand that the Resolution on Croatia, Austria and Germany has nothing to do with the EU, let alone with the obtained Ibar and the accession. If they don't believe it, let them call lawyer Dragović or MP Nedović.
Koprivica called Joanikija, asked what are the chances of raising some smaller litia, no more than 10 thousand believers, to show Brussels and Washington their teeth, even as a few days ago in Pljevlje, where they demonstrated defiance of NATO villains in front of the monument of a tragic victim their equally tragic policies. I mean pops and tops. When he saw that there was no one else, Kopro called Vraneš, to at least collect two thousand signatures in support of his fellow citizen Milojko, because once, in the time of the DPS team, they could get so much for Šarić, why not now for Spajić. And to send a clear message from Pljevlje to Brussels that the Serbian world of Andrije and Miki, Vraneš and Kovačević is stronger than any European world. And century.
No one called Bečić, although he expected a call from Brussels, from Michel personally, or Ursula, because he has nothing to hide - they, our Democrats, tried to reduce the damage, and not to add Dachau and Mauthausen to Jasenovac, because it makes no sense to put Austria and Germany in the same basket with Croatia. The Democrats thought, but in vain. Instead of Brussels, Aleksi got in touch with Nikšić, some Koprivica, Vuković, Rovčanin and all those who until yesterday, until Mišel, were on the wrong side of history, are calling and offering reconciliation and return, under the umbrella of Bogdanović, with the condition that their ministerial positions are not touched and drivers.
There was nothing left for the Prime Minister to pull out the last trump card. He invited Milan Knežević and offered him to accept the reconstruction, after which he, Milan K., Vučić's puppet, which he does not hide, will be the president and not the vice-president of the Government, and his giants and giants from the DNP will be the heads of four ministries, ten state companies and as many diplomatic missions. Milan directly in the morning program, to be heard by our president Vučić, and the selector of our national team Stojković, rejected the offer, accusing Spajić of being a British runner and a nerd, bigger than Milatović. And not to interrupt him while he is visiting Pink, or Prva, or RTCG, and while our national team is playing, and Vučić and Šofranac are cheering.
Joković was called by Nikola Marković, from RTV Nikšić, to confirm Milan's story, that the British are behind Mickey and that Escobar said a long time ago that he would support him in whatever he did. Joković replied that he was filming the show "About the Village and Agriculture" at Bastille in Podgorica, and that he should contact him next week when the filming is over. Or when the harvest is over.
And so Spajić and Krvavac were left alone in the cabinet. Mickey couldn't believe how everything was collapsing, that he wouldn't be prime minister anymore, while Branko was comforting him, that it wasn't easy for him either, Roćen left only after two and a half decades, and he didn't make it even a year, life is really cruel, a glass of bile, without a glass of honey, what would Dobrica Ćosić say, concluded the prime minister angrily and hung up on Zoran Korac and a certain Krolet. And they just wanted to convey to him that Vučić would not give it, especially not after the Resolution on Croatia, Austria and Germany, with which he embedded himself for all time in the foundations of the miraculous creation of the Serbian world, the eternal brotherhood of the same people on both sides of the Drina! And Tara. And Ibra, of course.
And now without the satire. The highest European official canceled his visit to Podgorica in order to avoid shaking hands with Spajić and speaking in the Parliament in front of Mandić. And those who raised their hands for the Resolution on criminal Croatia, Austria and Germany. As a result, the Government of Montenegro essentially fell, and the Assembly was delegitimized. What happened that any normal person could have predicted a long time ago - the lightly promised speed led the current parliamentary majority into a channel from which the only democratic way out can be early elections. State and local. Because it has been clear for a long time that not only at the level of Montenegro, but also in numerous municipalities, there are authorities that lost their legitimacy a long time ago and that are maintained by tragicomic trades and policies that have nothing to do with those on the basis of which they won the elections.
I feel sorry for Milojko Spajić. He had the best intentions and it ended so quickly and painfully. Even when he thought that he was a top surgeon, even more so that the operation did not need a diagnosis, nor anesthesia, not even an image, that he could cut, remove, insert, sew, blindly, blindfolded, like that Mishko who drove the bus a long time ago in the cult movie Who's Singing There? He tried to be president and failed without even running, then he rushed to jump into the prime minister's chair, waving Europe Now 2, which no one has seen yet! Convinced that the citizens are intoxicated with the 450 euro minimum and the promised XNUMX average salary. He underestimated us and overestimated himself. I can already see him packing up and going back to Singapore, where it won't be easy for him either, because there's no more Do Kwon. And the pyramids.
But he will manage. He is young and ambitious. But what will we do after the Spajić pohara. Society is divided between the Serbian world and the Sky world, Vučić alive and Đukanović honored, with weak institutions and a thoughtless political elite, in the midst of a right-wing rise in France, maybe in a few months in America as well. Brussels showed in the recent elections and with this move by Michel that it is alive and that with its support and supervision, we may have a chance to continue the Euro-Atlantic path. Without Brussels it would be an impossible mission. Which was clear to everyone even before this tragicomic outcome, everyone except the previous Prime Minister Abazović and the outgoing Spajić. Who's next?!
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