You know that scene from "The Wolf of Wall Street" where an older broker teaches a young colleague how to swim in the brokerage waters. You sell dreams to clients while transferring money from theirs to your own pocket. You don't let them cash in on the actions, but you constantly offer them new brilliant investment ideas, from which they will be even richer, but on paper. In the end, their dreams remain, and the broker has real money in his pocket.
I don't believe that Prime Minister Milojko learned brokerage finesse from movies, but for now he is doing well with the sale of shares on the Montenegrin market.
He convinced the opposition to pledge the image of their ancestors and put down the belvedere flags in exchange for the software, the acquisition of which is awaited like Đekna's death. As soon as the state-building opposition worried that Monstat would still count us with invisible pens, the prime minister offered to invest in an independent judiciary and supreme prosecutors. Presented a brilliant idea in which the government and the opposition, agreed as in the agendas of the European Commission, will raise the judiciary from the ruins left by Vesna, Ivica and Milivoje. When Danijel and Jefto asked why the prosecutor's Batman and Robin were visiting nobody's house but not the slave from South Korea, the prime minister quickly offered them the purchase of IBAR tickets for entering the EU. It is enough for them to adopt the reform laws over their knees and ignore the expert public, so there will be praise from Brussels for everyone because of the hatched agenda.
As the real masters of the stock market know that the poor of paradise do not live off IBAR and the reformed judiciary, Miki resurrected that calulator from the election campaign for the blessed people. Graduated students and cashiers shed tears of joy, even though their endorphin levels differed by 200 euros. He made Mickey and the pensioners happy with a 50 euro raise and allowed them to watch the PIO Fund die before their eyes. In order not to act like an economic populist who makes empty promises, the prime minister showed everyone that there are more than enough coalition partners to say "YES" to every Feller calculator.
In return, he gave them shares in the government of two-thirds of brotherhood and unity, in which there is a chair for everyone except for Danijela, Dritan and CIVIS. He fulfilled Ervin's boyhood dream and adopted him as a party wench who had just been left without one year's benefits earned in Dritan's government. They shoved the resolution on Srebrenica into the closet again, so they settled in the ministries for wasting time and rigging tenders. From the attacks of mimers and comites to heal the soul at the state manger - where the breaks are the longest and the fuel is the cheapest.
And so the political-brokerage school in Montenegro came to life even before the prime minister spent the first year of his mandate.
As soon as the voters noticed that Milan was dear to Aleksandar, the Dalai Lama promised to restore the Lovcen chapel and responded to Srebrenica with Jasenov. He did not protest when Croatia raised the value of his shares, and forced Aleksa, surprised and offended, to swear by the civic soul and Montenegrin heart. President Jakov continued to lose associates and sell shares to citizens disappointed in the prime minister. From the Disney balls in Cetinje, he called for harmony and secretly overthrew the government in Podgorica.
Those who do not like Jakov's or Milojko's government can invest in the actions of the rejuvenated DPS and the Social Democrats, who offer a group mourning of the civil state that was killed by their political fathers a long time ago. The package of actions includes imitating a retired leader and nostalgia for the times when the country was ruled by one head with a hundred tentacles. Those who love the leader less than in 2006 can, with Bijeli Preletacevic, clone healthy tissue that no one needs anymore. Political idealists can go to brother Dritan, but first they have to survive listening to party podcasts. Maybe the hand of justice is not as strong as it used to be, but he is the unofficial leader of the opposition and the best reciter in the assembly.
And then, as in every stock exchange scheme, everything will have to be paid for in this Montenegrin pyramid scheme. She won't be asking the king about the chapel and census software right away, but she might want to finally cash in on European Singapore stocks. Someone explain to them why government calculators don't work in stores and from which jar of gold will be financed such an administration. Which is why final verdicts for the octopus keepers are as far away as those murova from the Podgorica proverb.
When the collection of actions starts, this sci-fi blockbuster that we are watching could end up as another love drama. In which the former prince disappears overnight, and we wake up with an empty wallet and with a belly full of credit. Let us repent once again, while the former dream leader spends our money abroad.
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