Nevertheless, Prime Minister Spajić restored my faith in his intellectual potential. It's not that he, like Milo the First Magnificent, doesn't read anything, and doesn't know anything, except how to screw up a tender, some Greco or just a good chick, Japanese, French, American and even our Podgorica woman.
Namely, if he doesn't read my columns, it's clear that he doesn't miss Dežulović's. From a recent Borisova, he found out how a small restaurateur from a Dalmatian island managed. In order to screw up the guest, which, as Dežulović writes, is the leading motto of Croatian restaurateurs and tourism experts. That skillful Dalmoš, and the obvious inspiration of Prime Minister Spajić, came up with the idea of adding a markup to the regular price list in his menu, so instead of 14 euros as stated on the main paper, the pizza turned out to be 18, which was explained in the fine print at the bottom of the menu as an additional cost (4 euros) for serving pizza! If a couple in love, who are not in the mood for food, share one pizza, they will pay 18 and not 14 euros.
The original idea, under the motto, "let's screw the guest", preferably a German, who spends the most, was transformed by the Montenegrin prime minister into an even more original trick. "The government will establish a state enterprise that will be in charge of commodity reserves, but also for the direct delivery of basic foodstuffs to citizens from commodity reserves. It is a sustainable way to fight against high prices and a long-term sustainable solution for their stabilization in Montenegro", announced PM Spajki.
In fine print, he added that this kind of "state Glovo" will bring, in addition to lower prices, a number of other benefits, "especially for people with social needs, disabilities, pensioners and others who have difficulty walking and going to the supermarket for groceries." The Prime Minister said in fine print. What may not have been registered by the socially disadvantaged, people with disabilities, pensioners and everyone who cannot walk, either because of disc herniation or prostate problems. So that's why I repeat.
So, under the motto "let's screw Voli, Laković, Aroma, Franca and Idea, as they screwed us", the prime minister came up with the idea of forming a state enterprise - "our Glovo". Not shying away from the fact that, if Vasilije Čarapić, the security guard Laković, the unwilling Bečić and the leader of the parliamentary majority Mandić are not enough to distribute the basic foodstuffs, he himself will jump in - on a bicycle, not a motorcycle. Because of the protection of the environment and Ibar. Together, of course, with about a hundred employees in the new state-owned company from the famous and somewhat forgotten "Montenegro works" program.
But unlike Dežulović's hero (who stopped at the 4-euro cover), our prime minister decided to go much further. According to the Mickey eye Vasilije jump system, a few days after the state Glov, an even better idea was launched - about a new state company. That is, the expansion of the existing activity called City Transport. So, under the motto, "let's screw the taxi drivers, especially those from the Golubovci airport", SO councilor PG Čarapić proposed the introduction of a regular bus line that will connect three key locations in Podgorica (Velika pijaca, Gradski stadion and Moskovska ulica) with Podgorica Airport. With the help of Saint Vasilij, glory be to him and mercy, buses will depart every 30 minutes, ensuring regular and reliable transportation, from 23 a.m. to XNUMX p.m., Čarapić wrote. And then added in small letters:
"The new line will be integrated with the existing urban transport networks, enabling easy transfer from other lines". Although Čarapić did not emphasize like Spajki, we all know that this decision will bring the most benefits to the socially disadvantaged, pensioners, and especially to those who cannot walk to Golubovac, either because of disc herniation or due to prostate problems. Although the mentioned social groups do not often use airport services, there are quite a few who live near the mentioned facility (villages Spska, Mahala, Dajbaba) or are on the quoted route that was designed and not only suggested by the wizard Vasilije, Moskovska - Stadium - Gintaš - Airport. The opening of the new line will also open the need for new employment, all under the motto, let's screw up the labor bureau - let's leave it without a single member, which is an integral part of the Europe now 2 program.
And while you wonder if this Dalmatian restaurateur, and the fine print, were the prime minister's inspiration for "our Glovo" and taxi drivers, Spajki does not stop and goes much further.
Now it is obvious that he, and not some Milan Knežević or his boss AV, came up with the famous Resolution on Croatia, Germany, Austria. Because it is about the same principle. Namely, when his German friends pressed him to support their initiative at the UN related to the Declaration on Genocide in Srebrenica, Spajki wrote in fine print, like that restaurateur from the island, that every Declaration is paid, not in cash, but in compensation. It's true, the Germans didn't see it, but they felt it later - the UN Declaration on Srebrenica was followed by the Resolution on Jasenovac, Mauthausen and Dachau, all under the motto, screw the Croats, Germans and Austrians.
The tireless prime minister, and his loyal friend and leader Andrija Mandić, plus the reluctant Aleksa and the powerful Joko and Ervin, did not stop there either. On the occasion of the Croatian Day of Pride and the Serbian Day of Remembrance, Speaker Mandić spoke from the head of the entire nation, announcing that we Serbs we don't care much about life let alone death. And then added "jadac" in small letters - all those who did terrible things to make us disappear, let them take a picture, we are still here. Or what Mitar Mirić would say - nobody can do anything to us, we are stronger than fate. In the end, by acclamation, within the parliamentary majority, it was adopted as the motto of this Government of Montenegro.
It doesn't end there either. Or everything mentioned, and the restaurateur from the Croatian island, and "us Glovo", and the action "fuck the taxi drivers, especially the wild ones", and the Resolution on Croatia, Germany and Austria, will be forgotten when our unusual prime minister comes up with a new similar project related to citizenship. It's like I can see Spike how, on a Saturday or Sunday when we're all on vacation from the seven-hour workday and the previous work week, he gives an interview to the Mina agency where he launches the best of all ideas - a state enterprise for citizenships. All under the motto, let's screw Montenegrins, and especially Montenegro. In that company, all people in a state of social need, pensioners, those who cannot walk, due to disc herniation or prostate problems, will be able to obtain dual citizenship without leaving home. On the condition that they admit that their home country is Serbia. Or Turkey. And so can Albania. For the rest, it will be enough to send an SMS to the number of the state company for citizenships and announce that they are the brother, great-uncle, uncle or daughter of Prime Minister Spajić, Speaker Mandić, Vice President Bečić, and other Jokovićs, Dajkovićs and Milačićs. All of them will immediately receive approval for dual citizenship, which will fulfill the last promise of the MS man: "Our people in Turkey, Serbia, Luxembourg, Argentina, America, wherever they are, must have the same treatment. Those people would have a Montenegrin passport and would be proud of their country".
This is what Croatian tourism has come to with the motto "let's screw the guest" and the current Spajić government with the slogan "let's screw Montenegro". After Milo the First Magnificent, along with numerous servants and little Nikolaidis, screwed that same country. Not only for the AN national pension, but also for all Milo's clans and queens who fought for two decades under the motto "Let her be eternal"... And it worked out - cheers to the rest.
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