You don't need an enemy next to a friend like Vasilije.
That's what Spajić or Vučić could say about Čarapić and Milan Knežević, seeing them as friends. And not like clowns.
In both cases, it is idolatry, a phenomenon characteristic of autocratic or dictatorial regimes. We remember how a certain Andrija Jovićević, as Minister of Police, clicked to leader Milo - that you are alive and well and that you will lead us for a long, long time. Or as Ivan Vuković said after the Chief's alleged political retirement - we are all Milo Đukanović. If I could choose, I would prefer to be Milan Roćen - I am not responsible for anything, and I decide almost everything.
One of the characteristics of idolaters, like Vasilij and Milan, is the long-term acceptance of that role as a destiny, something that is written for them in the church calendar, grandmother Vanga's diary or that of the Public Service. And then they, powerless in the face of an evil fate, get used to that role, even so much that they are proud of it. Especially when they see that the boss seems satisfied. When I say boss, I don't mean one current one, but the whole constellation, with whom Vasilije and Milan went hand in hand. Or as Tijanić would say - they are the work of art of numerous creators. A jar of mustard in which many have dipped their hot dogs. At Vasilij's, Jakov Milatović broke the ribbon, then Goran Đurović took over, Andrej Milović perfected it, and now it belongs to Milojko of Saint Tropez. As Milan's career as an idolater began earlier, the list of beneficiaries of his image and works is long. So I won't list it to save space.
In the latest case of abuse of St. Basil for the banal, secular needs of the prime minister, we first saw him in the parliamentary episode in which Čarapić kills the dragon (Konatar) and turns the IRF into a Development Bank. Deputy Vasilije spoke with such authority that the Montenegrin audience was sure that the proposer was himself, at the same time, the author of the law. But so that such an assumption would not turn into an irrefutable conclusion, that is, that the student Vasilije would stay on the right track, and be aware that at every moment his fate and position depend on the will of the adored leader - said Chief Spajki. Directly from fashionable Saint-Tropez, interrupting the holiday for a moment, in half a bite of some cheap pasta and after a sip of French champagne. The Prime Minister revealed that Vasilije has nothing to do with the Law, PES even less, that theirs, like the others, is from the majority, from here all the way to Rožaj, just to vote on it - and that the document was written by the Ministry of Finance. Like when Milan brags that the father of the Serbian world, AV, will soon come to Zeta, and he rolls his eyes at that and quickly transfers the story to the United Nations. Or when the same Vučić praises Dacić as the best singer, and asks him to perform something for Erdogan or Orban. And Ivica, happy as a dog in the elevator, thunders with pride to Miljacka. Convinced that at that moment he was admired not only by the head of AV, but also by Halid Bešlić himself. That's how it is with mustard and hot dogs.
But, the next day as well, as soon as you switched to the parliamentary channel - there you have MP Vasilije again. If he were a decent man, he would probably be angry because of the previous humiliation of boss Milojko - thus, he saw the reprimand as a motivational letter. And he tried to be even better. And now to explain to the public the most intimate things from the life of his boss MS, currently deployed at the destination of Saint Tropez. Let's say what he likes to drink, what is his favorite dish, or how much he can spend at a restaurant on the Côte d'Azur. It went so far as to reveal the month of pregnancy of the prime minister's wife, without mentioning the gender of the child.
However, the most interesting for me, as well as for you, dear readers, was the so-called pre-workout. Vasilije swears that the Boss drinks pre-workout long before champagne and gin. Which neither I nor most of you have ever heard of before. But everything we don't know, the Internet knows, and everything we can't get for free from the emerging Government Head, is available on Amazon. It's the same with pre-workout.
It's a wonder that for the first time Spajki's most loyal friend, Andrija M., did not come to the defense of Saint-Tropez. For example, by postponing the parliamentary session until the Côte d'Azur declares Spajić persona non grata. And he will have to come back and attend the session of the National Security Council, which is redundant anyway, because we have the same body in Belgrade. Or, he could have played Andrija for the prime minister and Saint-Tropez by proposing some new resolution! Let's say, about banning DPS?! Where Milo's visit to Saint Tropez would be cited as one of the key reasons. Do you remember when MĐ was frolicking with Gvozd, Sita and Gordon Remzi in an exclusive hotel and outdoor pool, as Čarapić would say. What led the current prime minister to a similar arrangement, Mandić would explain this resolution. Because if Milo had not gone there, Milojko would never have thought of similar bacchanalia - added Milan Knežević from the bench, violating the rules of procedure.
Democrats, believe it or not, are the only entity where there is no idolatry. Because there is no leader. Or do you not know who he is?! However, it seems that this void has now been filled by this same man, a guest of Saint Tropez. And it's not Gordon Ramsay. You remember when Spajki tore their party apart and took two of the six ministers under his wing. The Reds said - come on, hit one more time if you can. Spajka soon gave them a new slap - by illegally electing the director of the police and trampling on the image and work of the unsuspecting holder of the PG list Šaranović. Boki B. said - if he does this again, we will leave the government after Ibar. And the prime minister repeated - he trampled on media laws and the minister of culture, comrade Tamara! And again nothing. In fact, the Resolution against Croatia, Germany and Austria inspired the Reds so much that everything was forgotten and forgiven for Spajki. So Alek, Boki and Krapo may have collected some contribution themselves so that boss Milojko can find himself for a long and even more expensive vacation. Because even Do Kwon, who made 70 million from Spike's stake of 90 thousand - could not come up with a winning combination for the expenses of Saint Tropez. He flies there, stays in a chosen place, and has lunch almost every day - everything should be Ryan Air and not economy class, as long as it's a hostel and not a villa, even if they don't eat some cheap pasta as Vasilije claims, but a can from Lidl - the modest prime minister's salary could not cover it. If you don't believe me, ask Mans.
That's why Vasilije tried unnecessarily to justify the pre-workout to the boss in excellent English, and even better Montenegrin, even though it was clear to everyone that neither he, nor we, had any idea what it was. Except it gives you wings. Like Red Bull. And it has an even better name - one is called Total War and the other is No-Xplode. Just so you know and don't be surprised or ask what's going on with the prime minister.
Since Čarapić is not a critical friend of Spajki but a blind idolater, I am surprised that he did not see that the only way to save the boss from the latest embarrassment is to announce that he was in Saint-Tropez, not Milojko. And how Gordon Ramsay was preparing some cheap pasta and serving him trashy champagne. And that all the screenshots published on the networks about the prime minister's bacchanalia in St. Tropez were photoshopped by Ura and some criminal Ramaj, who, in order to compromise the leader of MS instead of me, Vasilij, inserted the image of the prime minister. If he had stated that instead of some pre-workout, I would have been the first to believe it. Together with Andrej Milović.
Turn it around, the only one who is happy about Čarapić is Milan Knežević. He realized that whatever he said on the topic of lithium and defending Vučić's decision to mine, now or never, would be trivial and far below the pre-workout of young Čarapić. Let's say that MK said that Vučić hates Rio Tinto more than a chessboard, or that lithium is not mined but mined, like a cryptocurrency - who would have heard him. In addition to the pre-workout, champagne in Saint Tropez from 20 euros, and pasta aglio e olio from 30, cheaper than "Kod Krsta" in Budva or even Krolet in Hyatt.
If there was no Vasilij, he would have to be invented, says the folk song. Because without him, this world would be much less fun, life much more gloomy, and Milan Knežević much less grateful. Spike would manage somehow. Because in PES there is a big race to see who will be bigger than Vasilij. And they don't know - one is (Saint) Vasilije. Glory and grace to him. Bye to Ostrog and Saint Tropez.
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