When I met Milojko Spajić for the first time, he really seemed to me like a miracle from distant and friendly Singapore. What would Srećko Šojić say?
With unprecedented passion and cheerful eyes that are constantly rolling, with an enchanting smile and in a bad mother's voice, he told me "about ours company and huge possibilities". It worked just like with Šojić - "there is and from what".
His company at the time was the first, Zdravko's Government, and "there is also from what" - the spatial plan of Montenegro. It turned out that there is also where - it was not Singapore but Dubai. So, Spike was telling me about EXPO 2022, which was being held in the Emirates in half a year. I am going with a spatial plan for Ada Bojana to Dubai, where all the world's billionaires will offer an investment of 2.5 billion. I have plans, I have personnel, I have projects, I have everything, everything, everything - Minister Spajić told me. I listened to him like Pantić of that Šojić.
After six months, of course, there was nothing, the Minister of Finance Mickey S. even said that there is no money in the state finances even for the stand and our modest exhibition at the EXPO! Let alone for a magnificent performance of 2.5 billion for everyone Singapore and Emiratis. It turned out like Šojić's, "will not elephants in pots”Or“that won't happen in June mune".
Time flies and oblivion quickly covers events, especially unpleasant ones. I lost Pantić again when Šojić told me that he was going to run for president of Montenegro! Although he is a surgeon, not a diagnostician, like Jakov. According to the system, whoever it is, Šojić is better than Đukanović, I congratulated him from the bottom of my heart. "Exactly I remember that I don't remember that", Srećko Šojić would say. Because after two days I fell into despair when Milojko's Serbian passport was presented to the public. I didn't want to remember the congratulation at the candidacy, which in a way I supported her, even though everything was off the record, even though no one except the two of us knew that I told him well done, boy - I was ashamed of myself. "That's nice Pantić, and you should be honest. Just don't go to extremes'" - Spajić answered me something similar when I asked him how he could lie to us for two years, to claim that he does not have dual citizenship, and then enter the race for president with a Serbian passport.
Only then, after a year and a half, did I realize that Milojko Spajić is a replica of Pavić's character Srećko Šojić. Seemingly naive and likable, in essence obsessed and manipulative. And immune to corruption. As well as Šojić, who in a legendary scene explains to Pantić that "for a third" he will be incorporated into the business with Singaporeans and then put everything on them. "It's rubbish," Pantić told him, when, like me about the passport, he realized that Šojić had deceived him and used it for his personal interests. Instead of the progress of the company, according to Šojić, it turned out - "that will make you sorry"! That's exactly how I felt, as if I was lying, not him.
"How much do I owe you!? I don't care for that money at all I don't remember", Spajić said to Kotrel while the latter was boarding a private plane, fleeing Montenegro after the discovery of his illegal crypto machine in Porto Montenegro. Or something similar. Because how will I know when Spajić himself doesn't remember. And it was about the support of the controversial Kotrel to the unsuspecting presidential campaign of the candidate Milojko. But that was not the end. After the presidential election, Spajić devised a new pyramid scheme for Kotrel - PES and parliamentary elections. And this one got hooked again. The handwriting of the British fog seller was obvious when the interviews of the PES leader started pouring in the world media, even the author's PR texts of renowned characters who guaranteed that some Spajić in tiny Montenegro would make an older and more beautiful Singapore. The campaign culminated in a survey of public opinion, again by a renowned British agency, which predicted Milojko and the party 44 percent in the elections! Rahmetli DPS and Milo to envy. "Why are you correcting me, so I told her", Spajić replied angrily to a journalist, on election night, when asked why PES took twice less than Kotrel's projected result.
But what Šojić said, let's draw! I have plans, I have personnel, I have everything, everything, everything. That's why I listed all 18 stocks that I plan to do. PG-BG which is currently almost 7 o'clock, it will be 3 hours. PG-SA currently 5 o'clock, it will be twice as long - two and a half hours. PG-ZG, which is now over 8 and a half hours, will be five hours. PG-Pristina which is now 4 and a half hours, shameful 4 and a half hours - it will be an hour...
And Spajić couldn't stand it himself! He burst out laughing. Because of that, Pantić. Because there is not a single kilometer of these 18 shares in the Government's program, and only a few months ago the same man, Prime Minister Spajić, and not some fictitious character Šojić, talked about ten shares. What's worse, although we all feel that he is deceiving and making fun of us, we are uncomfortable, not him. He just says: I am surprised and offended. Like Šojić. Whenever journalists ask him that he hasn't misled something, or embedded himself somewhere, that he hasn't hidden or played pranks, whatever you ask him, and it's not a pleasant question like on RTCG - he, like Šojić, retorts - surprised I am also offended.
When recently a foreign journalist, who came to Podgorica, asked me how such a character and character can be prime minister in a country, I quoted Marx to him - every nation has the power it deserves. And then showed a clip with Šojić, which specifically explains the phenomenon:
Srećko: Listen, Radiša, I have an errand for you...
Radiša: What business?
Srećko: Nice job bro, no need to work, fat salary...
Radiša: Where is it?
Srećko: Uncle Srećko has it!
Because of this, Montenegro has Spajić as prime minister, who is in fact the spitting image of Uncle Srećko. The only thing missing is his mustache. And soft. With cases everything is fine with him.
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