THE DRAGON HUNTERS

Vučić vs Spajić

Đilas explains to Ursula that her host, the president of AV, is the head of an organized crime group. That is not the case here. Or at least, not yet. We probably finished with that stage on our decades-long European journey in August 2020 or April 2, 2023. And we still believe that such an accident cannot happen to us again. Like Serbia

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Your country is one of the most advanced countries in the accession process, you have shown that you are committed to fulfilling the conditions, you are delivering results, and my presence here today, my fourth stay in the Western Balkans, is a clear sign that the future of your country is in the EU, she said. Ursula. And not only that: what is most important, your actions follow your words, above all your humanitarian and financial support to Ukraine are invaluable and show that there are many good vibrations between us that say that if we work together - we can do a lot...

And not to quote or paraphrase more... Isn't that enough? Didn't Boki Bogdanović rightly point out how Ursula von der Leyen slapped everyone who puts pistons in the wheels of our European revolution! And they are gossiping about our young democracy, raised on the streets, Sveti Sava, Milorad Vučelić, Milan Radojičić, Canet, Marko Parezanović and that uncle from the travel agency.

And everything would be really like that, my friend Boki B. would be right, I would be ready to apologize to him on my own behalf, and to him and Spikey, and Alek Crnogorac and Momo Serbin, Ervin and Erdogan, Harry Potter and Joanna Rowling , I would also add to my account - that the head of the EC did not send everything mentioned and even more to Aleksandar Vučić.

Those who do not believe should read the collected letters of Dragan Đilas. Who said in revolt that it was a shame, and that the head of a country where children are kicked out of kindergarten because their parents are oppositionists, did not deserve such admiration. But in vain, my friend, Brussels does not believe in tears. And the head of the EC was already on a new assignment, in Podgorica, where she had reason to "open up" even more, and to say that Spajki, Boki, Manda and Ervin can be proud of what has been done and that their stated goal, membership in the EU by 2028, seems ambitious, but not unachievable.

It turned out that we are ahead of Serbia, that Spajić is better than Vučić, and Boki B. is better than Dacić, because here the children of, for example, Milatović can normally enroll in the state kindergarten, and a little more can happen to them and the government approves them company car, as required by safety regulations. In addition to all that, Comrade Dragan, here, unlike you, no one from the PES has yet started a marijuana factory, and there some Kan and Slovinić who suspect that they are part of the drug cartel are just litigants, loyal believers of the SPC, and not donors or promoters of one of the ruling parties.

That we are ahead of Serbia is also confirmed by the silence of Dritan Abazović, who did not, like Đilas, fire at the great Ursula, pointing out that in a country that is the first candidate for the EU Public Service, there cannot be a Bastille, even bigger than that of Vučić, and the Prime Minister Spajić an ordinary the deputy head of the AM Assembly, just like that of Vucevic, the president of the AV. That's what Đilas says, not me.

"Did you ask your friend Vučić why he insults journalists", the leader of the Serbian opposition called out the head of the EC, referring to the disobedient ones, from N1 and Nova, which is also another proof of how far ahead of Serbia we are. Because our Spajki, unlike Vučić, does not do this publicly, for this purpose he uses the benefits of social networks, an army of bots and nicknames, and often the official page of his party, where he reveals fake news from RTCG, Pobjeda, CDM, Gradska, Borba, In4s , Hepija, Pinka, Prva, Adrije, and other so-called media that serve the same purpose as Vučić's. After all, you already see that Spajić and Vučić share half of them as brothers. Like Milo and Aleksandar once were. And nobody, not even Brussels, my Dragan, was bothered that Pink and Informer were in Belgrade for Putin and BRICS, and in Podgorica for Obama and NATO. If you don't believe it, Vojvoda and MK will tell you.

There is always some Đilas to make bela. Thus, today's reproach to the head of the EC for forgetting the resolution of the European Parliament on electoral theft in Serbia, the implementation of which she, with her colleagues from the EPP, prevented, but what does that have to do with Montenegro today, where everything is in accordance with EU standards - Spajićev the rating is not even a fifth of Vučić's, the Democrats are at the level of the SPS, and Mandić and Ibrahimović, relicts of the past, i.e. DPS, leaders of mononational parties that would be banned in any European country, while here they promote themselves for the supreme European value.

In the end, Đilas lost his temper and asked Ursula von der Leyen if she even knew "where she landed yesterday", because she gave a eulogy to the European Vučić, who, according to him, is the head of an organized criminal group. "With this, you deal the strongest blows to the idea of ​​a European Serbia and humiliate everyone who sincerely believes in that idea," Đilas concluded, which only confirmed my already stated statement that Montenegro is far ahead of Serbia. And in that regard. Because here our leader Spike is not the head of an organized crime group. Or at least not yet. We probably finished with that stage on our decades-long European journey in August 2020 or April 2, 2023. And we still believe that such an accident cannot happen to us again. Like Serbia.

But you never know in the Balkans. If it could be for Spajić, if the ratings showed the same as for Vučić, 60 percent for him personally and 40 for his SNS, that is, PES, maybe there would be no difference between Mickey and Aleksandar. Then Abazović could write letters like Đilas, that Ursula had gone too far and that a country where the children of opposition members are kicked out of kindergarten, where dissidents' cars are set on fire and their heads are smashed, that such a country, where independent journalists are insulted and the media reduced to propaganda batin - it is not European. Already Russian. And that its leader is not a European, but an autocrat, as there are all over the world, including the EU. And they are quickly recognized and connected. That's where Vučić came from in Bratislava with Fico and Orban, and Spajić in Budapest, only with Orban.

So, I agree with the second Bogdanović. Ursula slapped all the haters of European values, and her employee Ana Pisonero even more. Slapstick! There was symbolism in everything - on the day of Ursula's arrival in Podgorica, as a precursor, the spokeswoman for the European Commission announced that the Bastille must fall. "It is up to the authorities of Montenegro to act in accordance with the judgment of the High Court in connection with the appointment of the general director of Radio and Television of Montenegro BR".

And what are we going to do now, would say Veselin Drljević, another literary character from the current government, is not Harry Potter, more like Ilija Čvorović. What a slap in the face of the European Commission, as my friend Boki B. says, but it's easy for him to blame Raonic because he claimed the same thing for months - that Boris surpassed Radojka and PES's RTCG DPS's Bastille. However, what will Mickey do without Raonic?! And "pleasant questions". "Thank you, it was pleasant," said our European Prime Minister to RTCG employees, after the conversation. And then he sat down with Raonic to write the RTCG law and add another million for a pleasant editorial policy.

But that doesn't work in Brussels. Here is another indicator of how far Montenegro is ahead of Serbia in European integration. And consolation for my friend Djilas. The most difficult, Dragan, are the first 20 years. Because when that happens and when Serbia is the first in the waiting room for EU membership, after Montenegro becomes a member of the club, then the guard of EU officials will be raised much more when visiting Belgrade. And by then, I guess, Serbia will also get a leader who will not mess with Putin in suppressing foreign mercenaries and neutralizing opposition champions and their family members. So some heir or successor of Ursula von der Leyen, some 2035, will be able to say in Belgrade the same as the other day in Podgorica - be proud of what has been done and go ahead. We are waiting for you.

And Ivica Dačić, like Boka Bogdanović back then, will be able to celebrate all that, exclaiming as the head of the European Commission slapped everyone who puts pistons in the wheels of our European revolution. While, if we are lucky, instead of Ustasha Picula, the reporter for Serbia will be our own Boki Bogdanović. Long live Serbia, and let Bosnia and Herzegovina get ready.

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