I am not surprised at the proud Minister Joković. To receive the Order of the Serbian Orthodox Church after Palma, Dodik, Vulin, Peđa Bošković, Milorad Vučelić, Šešelj, Mić Đukanović, and not Milo, then Siniša Mali and that, equally small, Rovčanin - is no small matter. And instead of letting the man be proud, I make fun of him. Not Christian, I admit. After all, isn't it more polite to be proud of the Order of the SPC as Minister Joković, than of Plazma Biscuits, as Joković's boss Milojko Spajić?!
According to the system, if you remember me - remember, VJ was also waiting, after Milet, Vučela, Peđa, Vulin, Šeško and Malog, to attach him to him. An order, not some attachment for a tiller or a milking machine, which would be logical or more natural when we are talking about a minister of agriculture. That's why I, a sinful and blasphemous ŽI, expected my Minister of Agriculture to teach me how to increase the yield of wheat per hectare, or the flow of milk per head, to tell me with pride that under his mandate, our livestock fund is thanks to ES 1, ES 2 and Donald Trump, increased twice as much as salaries and pensions, or that an olive tree was planted in the holy Serbian land of Montenegro like nowhere else in the Mediterranean! Instead, he, the Minister of Agriculture, Forests and Mountains, sings to me about the history of the Serbian Orthodox Church, about relics and not about olives, about red letters and not about humus, about saints and tropars, with an emphasis on Dritan and the Fundamental Treaty.
So how can I not be proud then. Me too. When I have a minister of agriculture, forests and mountains, who every morning before work receives communion and says the Our Father, then takes a bath in the cold Morača, swimming for the holy cross, then toasts with a plum, but up to the 1.5 per thousand blood alcohol allowed in this Government - and only then he goes to the office.
If his personal profile did not give him away, a person would say that VJ is some novice, a monk, who spends the whole day in prayer and on grain and water, and not a robust minister of agriculture who does not leave our arable fields, forests and meadows, who does not separate himself from our livestock, or sleeping together with young olive seedlings. In this way, I only hope that Prime Minister Spajić, like Porfirij, will pay attention to the previously unknown tendencies of V. Joković and that in accordance with the same, he will open a new, 36th department in the Government, the Ministry of Religion, and especially the Serbian Ministry, to which VJ belongs from an early age. Like his ancestors. Glory and mercy to them.
In that name, long live Serbia and the striker of labor, who is still waiting for an order of the SPC, Marko Parezanović. I think that Minister Joković also agrees with the fact that Marko P. has been unfairly forgotten by the SPC. As they unfairly remembered Saint Peter. With whom Joković has a connection, let me repeat, as much as Andrija Mandić, the bearer of Vulin's saber of the first rank, of which he is also proud - with EU integrations and values.
In the end, I use the opportunity to thank the participant Joković for praying for me with all the proud holders of SPC awards so that one day I too will become the Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Water Management. Long live the 44th Government of Montenegro, Plasma Biscuits and peace-loving Donald Trump.
Željko IVANOVIĆ
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