Wednesday, November 6, morning, and a great moment for the entire Serbian race, and thus the world, from here to Tokyo, especially for Mickey Spajić, Prime Minister of the Republic of Serbia 2. Because for Milojko, that morning, the luck was double - he didn't just get Trump for the president, he already found Plasma, gold bullion or futures, whatever that means to you, in his own apartment.
Donald Serbin Dajković, Vučićević, Dodić, Mandić, and the rest of the bare-handed people click all day long. Trump showed why the Bible is the most important book for him, and why he recommends it to every American as well as to a Serb - he immediately thanked the PES leader in a Christian way, because without Europe now 1 and especially ES 2, he would never have defeated Kamala Harris.
All this happened in parallel with the cleaning of the apartment, which is a routine morning activity of the prime minister before he goes to the cabinet. It must have been the general this time, because Spikey found some unexpected, very valuable things. Among them is a box of Plasma, which comes to Mickey like a Bible to Trump. Under the Natuzzi sofa, where Vasilij Čarapić usually hides when they play hide-and-seek, the prime minister saw a red miracle, and immediately informed Ilon Masko and the management of the burnt factory in Požarevac.
Since Trump's victory thus united the Serbs in joy, which is their unnatural state since Kosovo in 1389, Spajić's commander from Belgrade could also breathe a sigh of relief for a moment. President - Canopy. So much so that the AV focus with 14 killed, because all serious people say "they were killed by the State", transferred the sick Alija Balijagić to the neighbor's yard. That is, the Bosniak Corps. It turned out that Mandić's coalition partner Ervin and the people he exclusively represents are prone to Islamic radicalism, and that the historian Rastoder and Reis Fejzić are disruptive factors of interfaith tolerance and coexistence. True, that bomb was not thrown by Vučić, he had to leave something for his propaganda cannons in Montenegro. Instead of the prime minister immediately responding to his sick and dangerous provocation, he rushed his services, the MUP and the ANB to announce themselves, with a note not to mention the boss from Belgrade. That's why Šaranović and Milić called irresponsible propaganda of the official Belgrade, which baselessly spreads the narrative of Islamic radicalism, without mentioning the one who came up with the sick idea of hiding the Novi Sad canopy by a certain Alija Balijagić. Head of the local Al Qaeda branch. And so it happens, when the country has no prime minister and no government - then the country is defended by a non-governmental organization. Good for Milica from CDT, probably Spajić will call her "home" after everything! That is, offer to join the PES.
For example, he parked the disgraced state flag, which the speaker of the parliament threw out of the assembly hall, in the corridor, in front of the party offices. "Welcome home," tweeted the black Milojko, next to the red banner thrown out of the same house. And of the 20 or so members of his caucus, he managed to convince only Bokelj Janović to take a picture with him in front of the relic. It turns out that the rest of the PES MPs were in solidarity with Mandić in placing the flag in a "dark place". Or maybe Spajić's MPs rushed to the last living box of Plasma, so they didn't have time for a photo in front of the national flag.
And then in a day or two, two more people from Cetinje were killed in the fight against the drug cartel, a 16-year-old girl was killed on the airstrip in Berane, which has been turned into a rally track and test ground for strong guys and machines for months or longer, while in Podgorica, the Minister of Health announced the urgent formation of a commission to determine whether Drita Tafa, a woman from Ulcinj, lost her head due to a mistake by a doctor and medical staff or whether everything was according to protocol. As with the AV president and canopy.
In Serbia, where 14 lives were extinguished in an instant, a fraction of a second, the Minister of Construction resigned, but with the emphasis that he was not guilty of anything, even less responsible. In essence, he is resigning because of the Chief, not because of those killed. Because to them, the victims, Vesić's resignation means nothing, but it saves Vučić's life. It brings him survival. Politically. And the spin worked. Already the day after that, the President of Serbia was ready to go to Novi Sad, not because of those who were killed, because five days have passed since then, but because of the "blood", i.e. red paint thrown on the premises of the President's party.
During that time, the prime minister of the Serbian Republic here found a unique box of Plasma while cleaning his apartment, while the leader of the first Serbian Republic in Banja Luka "painted" the assembly building in the colors of the American flag because the Bible, and for him the most important book in his life, had already announced the results of the USA of choice.
You know the epilogue yourself. Some Vučićević covered Serbia with billboards Donald Serbin, the much more famous Dodik served whiskey and hamburgers instead of skewers and plum wine in the middle of Banja Luka, while unsuspecting Montenegrin Prime Minister Spajić celebrated the success of ES 1 and ES 2 in another election in Podgorica. Podgorica was short, now Washington has also fallen.
I would not be surprised if the newly elected American president, when he hears about this noise that hit the Serbian world after his victory, sends a copy of the Bible each to Vučić, Dodik, Mandić and Spajić. To emphasize the importance of Christianity to the American people, Trump often boasts that he owns five copies of the Bible. Just one for each of the mentioned. Unfair to Medojević, the first and greatest conservative Christian of the region, but an old Serbian saying, if RTCG is to be believed, says: to the dead fields, to the living medals. That is, the most important book. Christianity will definitely save the world, Donald America, and Spajić Plasma. That is, Bambi. May he be an eternal Požarevac.
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