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"Mater Ustashka"!

Today, Serbia and the Zeta banovina are more nazified and flooded with hate speech, chauvinism and kitsch than they were during the time of Milošević, Milo and Momir.

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Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

"It was dramatic and we felt unsafe," said Jelena Mirković, a reporter for N1 television, when she tuned in live from one of the intersections where the Old Sava Bridge was being defended. The demolition of the Old and the construction of a new, older and more beautiful bridge is defended by the First Serbia, both the official one, in suits, and the unofficial one, under masks. Those with hoods hit the hand of the reporter N1, and then the cameraman, trying to neutralize their means of work, microphone and camera. But let's get involved live: "Don't touch me, I'm at work," the reporter pleads. "Fuck you Mater Ustaša", the bare-handed face under the hood retorts fiercely. He acts as a comrade and like-minded of Marko Kovačević and Jovan Vučurović. Our deputies, without hoods. "Why, why did you pull the microphone from me", asked the journalist in an agitated voice. Bare-armed with a hood, he retorts even more fiercely: "Because you are N1, come on, run away, fuck you mother Ustasha". All that was needed was to stick the capital letter U on their foreheads. Latin, Latin, as their comrade, bare-handed Marko K., the mayor's middle finger, would say.

Journalist Mirković was harassed by some exemplary SNS supporter, like those two "ours" from Kosovo, who are the pride of the Minister of Defense of a NATO country. We will not tear their heads off, says Krapo. And for the spread of national intolerance, they have an order to receive from Commander Vučić, because Sretenje will soon. Or at least that saber from Vulin, like their leader Andrija M.

Somehow parallel to the events surrounding the Old Sava Bridge, a similar debate was taking place in the Parliament of Montenegro, the truth is without a hood. And physical attacks. But here we go live. MP Aleksandra Vuković Kuč: "After being the leader of the fight against NATO and the leader of the fight against the independence of Kosovo, in Sweden he became the leader in the promotion of NATO and the promotion of the independence of Kosovo, now he came here to put this logo in order to hide the one from Sweden . That's Andrija Mandić."

To their leader's call, the bare-handed MP of Nova, Jovan Vučurović, fiercely retorted: "Some here would like the logo of the Assembly to be the letter U, because that suits their politics best." What did his brother Marko K., a member of parliament, throw in - "Latin, Latin"! And Vučurović readily welcomed: "Latin letter U"!

Vasilije Čarapić says, irrelevant and banal, the most important thing is that MP Kuč passed without injuries or physical violence, her microphone was not turned off, and RTCG did not run out of sound like recently in Nikšić. When the national anthem was played.

I guess it is now clear to everyone, including Harry Potter, that the Resolution on Jasenovac, Dachau and Mauthausen had nothing to do with the death camps, but rather, as Milan Knežević admitted, it was a resolution on Croatia and Germany. "Mater im Ustaška", the one under the hood would say, to which Mayor Marko adds - Latin U, Latin.

It seems that, for the current parliamentary majority, which is translated by the trio Mandić, Kovačević, Vučurović, not only all Croats are Ustashas, ​​but also all of us who sign in Latin. The legal solution banning the Latin alphabet has not yet entered into force, but a draft is, I'm sure, being prepared. As well as the Law on Foreign Spies, which, miraculously, has nothing to do with the aforementioned trio. The only lucky circumstance for those of us who have been wearing the U on our foreheads since 1990, and that in Latin, is that we have Krapo as our Minister of Defense - he won't let our heads be taken off because of the Latin letter. So let someone say that the Democrats are not a civil party or that they are the political wing of the ZBCG!

Since Vulin's Law on Foreign Spies, which is being prepared, has nothing to do with Mandić, Kovačević and Vučurević, no one was surprised by their new, beautiful solution to the logo of the Assembly of Zetska banovina. Or in Cyrillic: 27th constituency. The new logo received 12 points from all the leaders of the parliamentary majority, including Niko and Ervin, and was declared the most beautiful, a logo with soul and Vasilij Čarapić. Which, of course, reminds of the historical duration of Montenegro until October 31, 2023, when the 44th Government of the Zeta Banovina was formed.

That's how you need the mother Ustasha, when Serbia is not your motherland, and Belgrade on the water is the capital. And AV president. Says the one under the hood.

It is tragic how quickly Mandic sacrificed himself. On the eve of the presidential elections, he started talking about reconciliation and democracy, defended coexistence and the European Union so fervently that Milo fell in love with him too, more than with Vučić before, which is told by the most beautiful duel, a duel with the soul, between Đukanović and Mandić, on the top of the hotel Hilton.

Since Milo did not help Andrija to pass into the second round, as a favorite opposition member for decades and the most beautiful opponent, more beautiful than this logo, the leader of Nova renewed the story of reconciliation and coexistence - on the eve of the Government negotiations. And again won the opponent, this time Spajić. And why are your eyes so big, Mandić asked? To see you better, says this one. And why are your ears so big? To hear you better. And why is your mouth so big? To swallow you better - and you saw what happened in Budva. The wolf (Andrija) swallowed Little Red Riding Hood (Mickey) and her twin sister (Aleka). And let Jakov get ready.

If the Ustasha is his mother, he takes a picture at Tjentište and celebrates Sutjeska, Richard Barton and Sava Kovačević, says that comrade of Marko, under the hood.

In just one year, Mandić brought Montenegro back to the 12s, much faster than Vučić inflicted the same fate on Serbia. It took him XNUMX years. Thus, Serbia and the Zeta banovina are today more nazified and flooded with hate speech, chauvinism and kitsch than they were in the time of Milošević, Milo and Momir. And while Spajić repeats parrotingly that we should leave him alone, and let him lead us to the EU and to Velje brdo himself, until then Mandić is destroying the civic character of the state. From "next year in Prizren", through the Resolution on Croatia and Germany, i.e. "dead Picula, Ustašo beni", to the most recent, Karleuša's post "as a Serbian woman, I don't want someone who declares herself Romanian to salt my brain" - the river of hatred flows and intolerance that threatens to throw Montenegro into a vortex of ethnic tensions and conflicts. And away, forever, from EU membership. What is the main goal of the strategist.

Who still remembers the fairy tale of Mandate Spajić about how Andrija is a real lamb and Knežević a wolf (Vučićev), so that in the blitzkrieg they would come up with the most beautiful logo that testifies to the historical disappearance of a state. Is it the Ustasha that we haven't seen before? Spajić and Đukanović conclude while drinking a "royal salute" and smoking a "cohiba", on top of the Hilton. Lonely and abandoned by Vučić and Mandić.

If the foundations of a serious state, justice and meritocracy had been hit immediately after the referendum, Mandić, Kovačević and Vučurović, or any other trio, would not have had the chance to once again play the cycle of hatred and chauvinism in Montenegro. Nor would any Spajić get the chance to surpass Šćepan Mali. If it weren't for the freakish policy of the "father of the nation", there would be no Niko and Ervin, nor would the federalization of Montenegro, on ethnic grounds, take place in the wildest dreams. It's scary, but that's the path that Andrija Mandić leads the banovina: after the logo, citizenship follows, then a chapel on some hillside of Lovćen, the official language is Serbian but also Bosnian, signs on all institutions on three sides and incomprehensible languages, and above them, at the entrances to all ministries and schools, with four and not three flags each, to respect the Albanian black eagle, and in the final the formal federalization of the banovina with a bicameral assembly! Never to the home of the citizens and never to the home of the people. Well done, Milo. Well done to Mickey, Nick and Ervin. Good for Vučić, Rama and Erdogan. Long live the Zeta banovina and the most beautiful logo and head of parliament.

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