Petc., April 4 - That's what happens when a gambler starts to make a living by pawning other people's property... The fairy tale about the Great Beach turns into a big lie in an instant.
And it all started somehow silly and seemingly harmless... A sheikh who had never seen a beach came from the Middle East, fell in love with one of ours at first sight and decided to rent out deckchairs and umbrellas there.
- My people, this is great. Ooooh, I can't believe anyone is objecting. Man, I'm not laughing, I'm shocked, believe me - our Prime Minister from the Far East got so carried away that he hit himself on the forehead with the back of his hand...
In the meantime, an offer has arrived that cannot be refused... That the sheikh will let the people of Ulcinj rent out deckchairs and parasols, if they rent out to him their coastal part of their homeland of twenty-two million square meters...
Not only that, before this investment marriage was concluded, an agreement was reached on a dowry of thirty billion euros, plus an additional five.
In 99 equal annual installments... Or all at once, provided that the deadline - December 2124 - must not be exceeded...
And if it does? Well, then we can appeal to the Supreme Court of the Emirates, which, unlike ours, reaches an efficiency of as much as 85 percent.
Or to the Supreme Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al Nahyan...
Which brings us to the same conclusion, because he chooses the judges...
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Saturday, April 5 - No, it's a waste, the people of Ulcinj chose it. And that's the only benefit that two agreements with seven United Emirates brought to a divided Montenegro...
And I was really impressed by their unity...
And support from other Montenegrin cities...
And especially the picture from the stage at Pristan. What eight prime ministers failed to do in three decades, Prime Minister Milojko Spajić managed to do in three weeks.
He united all the leaders of all the Albanian parties. And not only them...
The day before the protest, the European Union also reacted. In principle, it has nothing against Montenegro's agreements with other countries, including the one with the UAE.
And then, in detail, she warned that these agreements must also be in accordance with EU and Montenegrin legislation.
Prime Minister Spajić pretended not to understand the messages. Neither the European ones in written form, nor the verbal ones from the protests in Ulcinj...
He just, as if mocking both of them, deadpannedly congratulated the city on its holiday...
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Sunday, April 6 - In fact, without a doubt, he really made fun of himself by telling the people of Ulcinj that the Government "is creating an environment and conditions so that each region and municipality can make the best use of its resources, for the benefit of all citizens."
- Thank you, no need - the citizens responded to both the greeting and the rip-off method of using their resources.
In vain, the Prime Minister did not falter...
He combined the incompatible, adopting in the same shoes both an interstate agreement and the demands of the local population that opposes that agreement...
Risking that a conflict over an illegal investment will turn into an international one...
If not already, because of the announcements that the parties that bring together the largest number of members of the two largest nations will support agreements with the Emirates...
Over the backs of less numerous peoples, whose members make up 77 percent of the population in Ulcinj...
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Monday, April 7 - Uh, I forgot the main impression from the protest. Not mine, but that of patriotic anonymous people on social media and some identical "colleagues" who have become an embarrassment to the profession...
At first, it seemed a bit funny... And, how (...) she screwed Dritan, she only showed him what it said when they were taking a picture...
- The Montenegrin coast cannot be defended by someone who generously handed over the territory of Montenegro and 1.000 years of history to Belgrade with one signature - that's what it said...
Of course, everyone knows very well that no one could give away territory or history to anyone, but what's important to them is to make a fuss...
Despite the fact that by raising national awareness in this way, they are making themselves a Chinese copy of Andrija Mandić...
And they are erecting - for now only a virtual - monument to Milo Đukanović...
Who, unlike Dritan Abazović, was generous towards Belgrade...
And not once, but more than seven hundred times.
Not only by registering all Orthodox churches in the name of the Serbian Church, but also by handing over all of Montenegro to management for a period of more than a decade...
Church property has been owned by the Serbian Orthodox Church for much, much longer. Officially since 1923 - a full 102 years. Unofficially, and half a decade before that, since 1918.
Eight states made an effort to keep it that way: two kingdoms - Serbs, Croats and Serbs, three large republics - the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia and the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, two smaller ones - the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia and the Federal Republic of Montenegro...
And all of that was, in the end, verified by an independent Montenegro...
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Tuesday, April 8 - I was just about to embarrass Đukanović for the umpteenth time because he only annulled the decisions of the Podgorica Assembly, but not all the legal consequences of those decisions, when here comes the embarrassment on the so-called public service.
PES leader Milojko Spajić is so envious of the Prime Minister of the same name that he catches him in... I won't say why... every five or six minutes.
- I have no information about which project Alabaru liked, because it was not nominated as a company representing the state of the Emirates - said the character.
As if it wasn't possible to live off his agitation for a month and a half.
- The UAE government stands behind every investor and guarantees them - Spajić claimed.
As Prime Minister, at least twenty times...
- Alabar's interest relates to the valorization of Velika Plaza, through a fund for entrepreneurs, a university, the revitalization and restoration of the Old Town, and the development of the airport - and that's what he claimed.
When he was left alone in front of the cameras, it was like - fuck off, it's not worth it...
- Investors from the UAR may be interested in Buljarica, Jaz and parts of Herceg Novi - Spajić denied himself three days after the protest in Ulcinj...
And he miscalculated again.
If he hasn't already reached a deal with the most powerful (co)owner of the aforementioned locations, MCP/SPC...
In the pause between denying his own words, he managed to tell a truth.
- While I am Prime Minister, the land will never be sold - that's what he said.
And he won't, because he didn't intend to sell Velika Plaža either, but rather to give it away.
And only after the residents of Montenegro collectively raise a few billion for the construction of infrastructure...
Spajić has yet to announce the price of support he expects from parliament for ratification. Until then, one can only hope that the payment will be made in political currency, in the depth and breadth of state and local institutions and institutions...
- We see that many people from DPS are very interested in it, we have also seen from SD - explained Spajić.
Thus confirming that only the Civic Movement URA and the national parties of Albanians refuse to betray their homeland by the hectares.
Towards the end of the interview, he finished off both himself and the viewers with announcements for the near future...
- This is a big story, we are talking about a series of investments. In a month we will have an identical proposal for an energy agreement - he said happily...
And then, unprovoked, he returned to the past:
- No one went to the funeral of the founder of the Emirates, which took place in 2022. We deeply resent that - the PES leader lamented even before the defeat that his investment-related brothers are preparing for him in Nikšić...
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Wednesday, April 9 - The answer from Kočani was no more succinct...
It turns out that Spajić's only mistake is that he doesn't remember when someone died and who went to offer condolences to whom.
- I would like to point out some facts that, most likely due to insufficient information, the Prime Minister misinterpreted in yesterday's address - the honorary president addressed his prime minister more politely than ever.
And he went to great lengths to explain that it was not the founder of the Emirates who died in 2022, but his son Khalifa bin Zayed al Nahyan.
And that in the same year he personally expressed his condolences and congratulated Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al Nahyan on his assumption of office.
And that the founder, Zayed bin Sultan al Nahyan, died in 2004.
Now that we've cleared up the most important misunderstanding, let's see what the former prime minister and head of state thinks about the intergovernmental agreement:
- I have no objections to Prime Minister Spajić's intention to strengthen and further develop relations between Montenegro and the United Arab Emirates, which have long been established on a friendly basis - explained Đukanović...
Short and clear...
Just like I would have done if I were in his place...
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