A lot has happened in the meantime, World War III has begun on the shores of the Black Sea, artificial intelligence and Temu have taken over our lives, then the genocide in Gaza, Donald Trump and the Soviet Union of American states, the rise and fall of Elon Musk, the defeat of the HDZ in Baška Voda after a full thirty-two years, the world has irreversibly changed, never to be the same again, and few - if anyone anywhere ever mentions Covid-19 again.
Yes, Covid-19.
Now your ears are ringing, aren't they: coronavirus, Wuhan, pandemic, lockdown, masks, disinfectants, graphs and figures of deaths, then the vaccination campaign, remember, those little, little, tiny, so many antibodies with Gates mind control chips? That's right, covid-19 - a global pandemic that has quarantined the entire planet: is it possible, you ask yourself now, that it was only four or five years ago? And if someone told you then, in complete isolation - with panicked breaking news on mobile phones and apocalyptic scenes from China, Italy, Mexico, Iran, Germany, America or India - that just a few years later no one would remember either the terrible coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 or the even more terrible Gates vaccine called Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca or whatever, that would raise your right eyebrow no less than if someone In 1945, he said that by 1950, nobody would remember Adolf Hitler.
And yet, we forgot about the terrible global pandemic as if it were some distant nightmare. We got vaccinated two or three times, and in the end we even had to deal with the terrible Covid, and we "got over" the last one in one morning, on our feet, without even a temperature - if we hadn't been tested, we wouldn't even know we had it - and the world kept turning, so that today, four or five years later, no one even remembers the global panic over vaccines, boosters, and Gates' chips.
How is this possible, how is it possible that such a global cataclysm, such a vicious virus, and an even more vicious vaccine left no visible consequences on people and humanity?
Are you sure, however, that the vaccine against the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus has had absolutely no, as you said, consequences on people and humanity?
Here, for example, is citizen Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Before the global pandemic of 2020, citizen Vladimirovich worked in Moscow as the President of the Russian Federation, going to work in his office every morning, and at work, as usual, coffee, newspapers, protocol and pro-European rhetoric, a flat track from which he would only jump out when he would go for pizza from time to time or to some business trip, conference or summit, to appeal for peace in the world and solidarity among people of good will. After work, while others went out into the city, to party, to bars or to shop, citizen Vladimirovich ran for president: in the spring of 2018, he won his fourth or fifth presidential election, who remembers anymore, and celebrated it with his colleagues by organizing a small, modest World Cup in Moscow.
Kremlin-elections, elections-Kremlin, that was how the monotonous, but good and peaceful life of citizen Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin went at that time. And then, at the end of the following year, an epidemic of an unknown lung infection exploded in China, at the beginning of 2020, two Chinese citizens positive for the new virus were discovered in both Siberia and the Russian Far East, and the monotonous and peaceful life of the Russian president came to an end: after that, citizen Vladimirovich was no longer recognizable by his closest friends, associates and colleagues.
Or at least that's what his former colleague, citizen Kolinda Grabar Kitarović, who at the time was the president of the Republic of Croatia, attended Putin's mini World Cup. Not even the cold Moscow rain got in the way of their socializing, and photos of citizen Kolinda in a good mood at the wet T-shirt competition went around the world.
"Since the global pandemic of 2020, Putin has changed quite a bit, and you can see that shift in his rhetoric," Grabar-Kitarović recalled her then-colleague on the RTL Danas show. "When he started, he had quite a pro-European rhetoric. He even stated at the NATO summit in Bucharest that the Cold War had brought no good to anyone, that the confrontation between East and West was not beneficial to either side. But since the pandemic of 2020, that rhetoric has changed quite a bit."
And indeed, you didn't think about it, but citizen Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin was no longer the same man after the covid-19 pandemic. Already in March 2021, he announced that he had received the first dose of a "tested, effective and completely safe vaccine" and that he was feeling great, at the end of April he received a second dose, in September he ended up in isolation due to the "appearance of the virus among his close associates", and just five months later, in February 2022 - to make a long story short - ordered a "special military operation", a general invasion of Ukraine and the bombing of Kiev.
A more attentive ear immediately noticed what they called a "change in rhetoric."
"That rhetoric has changed quite a bit," explained citizen Grabar-Kitarović on RTL, "and to all those who still don't understand this war, I recommend reading the essay that Putin published, I think it was in July 2021, and which is called something like 'On the Historical Equality or Identity of Russians and Ukrainians'."
Yesterday's calm and dedicated civil servant with pro-European rhetoric and a soft heart, an anti-Cold War activist and fighter for world peace, less than a year after being vaccinated with a "tested, effective and completely safe vaccine", has become the Hitler of our time, a bloodthirsty dictator who denies an entire great European nation the right to identity and existence, killing hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians, and sending hundreds of thousands more Russian young men as cannon fodder to the Ukrainian slaughterhouse.
Eh, an effective and completely safe vaccine.
All sorts of things have happened, I said, in the meantime, the Russian invasion of Ukraine started World War III, artificial intelligence and Temu have taken over our lives, then the genocide in Gaza, Donald Trump and the Soviet Union of American states, the rise and fall of Elon Musk, the defeat of HDZ in Baška Voda after a full thirty-two years, the world has irreversibly changed and forgotten that long-ago global pandemic and panic over the Gates vaccine, and no one - or at least no one except Citizen Grabar-Kitarović - has thought that it all actually started with that pandemic and Gates' vaccine to control rhetoric.
And who knows how many of his victims are like the quiet citizen Vladimir Vladimirovich, whom we wouldn't even know about if a colleague hadn't remembered him the other day. Or, for example, that quiet, peaceful citizen whom Kolinda remembers since that summit in Brussels in 2018, just a few days before the final of Vladimirovich's football championship, as a hardworking and dedicated civil servant, whose quiet life dedicated to pro-European rhetoric and world peace, until the pandemic and the vaccine, ran along the monotonous track of White House-work, work-White House.
"Since the global pandemic of 2020, Trump has changed quite a bit, the shift in his rhetoric has been noticeable," citizen Grabar-Kitarović and another of her former colleagues will recall tomorrow.
I'm telling you, the devil is the vaccine.
And since I see that you are suddenly interested, let me tell you this: yes, Kolinda's colleague, peaceful citizen Andrej Plenković, was also vaccinated.
And that three times.
As someone from work would say, may God help you.
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