Former minister and current hero of indictments for abuse of office, Petar Ivanović, has always been able to sense the breathing of the state apparatus. While the state was thriving on smuggling and investment funds, the minister used state money to raise party godfathers and parental vineyards and smoke cigarillos at the expense of citizens. Today, the funds exist only in indictments and party godfathers are tormented by investigations and anxiety attacks, so the former minister once again recognized the moment - it's time for shock therapy.
Tired of the party's futile threats of raising a hook and a hoe, Petar Ivanovic got behind the wheel and decided to test the strength of the state before the High Court confirmed his indictment for the agro-budget scam. Like a furious Max, he drove his car into the prime minister's convoy and chased the security guards with a police mother without intending to show them his documents. He called the security sector by its real name and drove to the court for minor offenses - there, where the rule of law would spit under his window once again.
Petrov's traffic-guerrilla action awakened the youth in the DPS because it is known that children love fast driving. The blood of their ancestors boiled in the young presidency, so they gave up on protest tweets about the arrest of party godfathers and agents. Instead of writing a small statement, they called for Belvedere tear gas and announced a fight.
The opposition leader did not weigh between Samsung and iPhone as he used to, but threatened to yell and called on tradition which, as is known, has a higher value than the law in Montenegro. Just as an honorary pensioner once threatened to go to the forest, his successor has now promised the authorities a battle to the death or prison. The consensuses of the European majority have fallen into disrepair, and political opponents have turned into personal enemies who should be treated in accordance with customs. And Montenegrin customs are best explained in the political letters of Mayor Marko K. - if someone does not want to be brothers, we will treat them like Turks.
And Montenegro has known what čeranje and customary law are since the father of the nation put them above all laws. Back then, laws were fairy tales and institutions were strong only in words.
In such a society, the cronies have monuments, and judges and prosecutors play hide-and-seek with them. The bronze major walks around Montenegro like a figurine in "Don't be angry, man" and, like a vampire, scares the few remaining civil minorities. Clan soldiers are national heroes, and the security sector analyzes the coincidence of mafia clashes with police vetting and retrograde Mercury. Police officers and state secretaries stick to tradition and once again choose party cards and tell new businessmen the names of attractive and bold Nikšić women and whose warehouses they will loot cigarettes from.
Where the state adheres to common law, every plank is rotten in the judiciary and it is just waiting for another tunnel to collapse its undermined foundations. In accordance with tradition, Montenegrin judges choose their bosses according to political and national affinities, and the Supreme Prosecutor takes a vow of silence as soon as he enters the cabinet. The Special Prosecutor's Office fights for media freedoms through investigations and questions journalists, while other fanzine media, in accordance with tradition, choose new leaders and businessmen whose wishes they will fulfill and lift them to the heavens.
So if leaders can invoke customs and tradition whenever the Constitution or an inconvenient investigation stings them, we mortals can also hang the cat by the tail with a few laws and institutions.
Let the police deal with astrology and we will carry out on-site inspections in traffic with hammers and crowbars. Let ministers and businessmen agree on the valorization of mountains and beaches, and the faithful people will build on state land and occupy streets and sidewalks with cars as if they were communes. We will rob the state without fear of punishment and, like our glorious ancestors, burn everything around us when we accumulate saffron. We will threaten anyone who invokes legal authority with a scolding, as Daniel said, until death or imprisonment.
So let's stop talking about reforms and European integration, and if someone tries to apply the laws to us, we can rush into a state of law like Petar Ivanović. And let's confirm once again that the laws will be respected in Montenegro in the month of Limburg - when former ministers get their official vehicles back.
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