Only the President of Montenegro, Jakov Milatović, has had direct communication with the President of France, Emmanuel Macron, regarding the closing of Chapters 11 and 13 in Montenegro's negotiations with the European Union! And period! And not an exclamation mark as it seemed from the spirit of the statement by his advisor Vuksanović.
That only the weak Jakov contacted the weak Emanuel can be confirmed by KFC, the fast food chain, because instead of being sent to the Champs-Élysées and Macron's email, the message from the head of state mistakenly arrived at the address of the world-famous chicken wing and chicken white chain.
Since the KFC management understood from the content of the message that Jakov was writing to Emanuel this time and not to them, they kindly forwarded the email to the office of President EM. And also explained to him that it was a message from the President of Montenegro and not his wife. Although it was sent from Milena's email address, because no one in President Milatović's office handles email. KFC took the opportunity to send Macron, along with the message from Jakov M., the latest, Christmas menu, in which for the first time they offer consumers not only chicken wings in turmeric sauce, but also caramelized breasts of Vladimir Joković, who deserved it after delivering all the results in chapters 11 and 13. Which, btw, have more to do with fish than with chicken.
Why is it important, at this historic moment of approaching the European Union, to report to Vuksanović, advisor to the head of state?! You guess his thoughts and actions: for the sake of objective information to the public! Period! And why is objective information to the public important?! Because in the previous, heartily published, address to the nation, Milatović himself remained incomplete. First, it remained unclear from his tweet whether in the previous two days Emanuel had only chatted with Jakov, and perhaps Brigitte, or whether Prime Minister Miki had also intervened in the relationship?! Or in French: Mickey.
Secondly, and more importantly, not a word in the president's address about the most significant fact: that Macron only contacted him, and that he called Spajka in vain from both his and his wife's mobile phones, as well as from the encrypted number of ANB chief Janović and chief of staff Krvavec. It turns out, in fact, that Macron won over Jakov not because he accepted the request to close the chapter, but because he brushed off Mickey and all his calls, remaining loyal to him and only him. Milatović, not KFC. Jakov was so thrilled by everything that it was obvious from the tweet that he would have hugged and kissed Emanuel in a brotherly way, if he were closer to him.
That's what happens when emotions get the better of you. Only after the announcement did the President of Montenegro conclude that he had forgotten the most important thing - to objectively inform the public, to announce that he was the only one who had achieved direct communication with President Macron! And not some Raonic there who the previous evening, while Jakov and Milena were writing a new letter for KFC and putting the children to sleep, was spinning in favor of the boss and the prime minister. Reporting directly from Brussels that Mickey and his associates, including Vice President Filip and the mattress driver Čarapić, had finished the job. "Successful diplomatic offensive by Spajić and the team - Montenegro closes five chapters", Raonic spun, not caring about President Milatović and his two-day effort and dedication to resolving the unexpected obstacle on the path to the EU.
Even when CDM got involved in the fairy tale spin, without a correspondent in Brussels, it turned out that Montenegro The door has been opened for the closure of five negotiation chapters after direct talks between Prime Minister Milojko Spajić and French President Emmanuel Macron, not to mention numerous others, including German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, 14 foreign ministers of EU member states, three European commissioners, and representatives of the entire European Union administration., as well as with three new highways, ten expressways and the future residents of Velje Brdo.
While reading these unprecedented spins, the head of state Milatović could not believe it! "What a fairy tale", he said out loud, after which his little son asked him to read him that very fairy tale, "Mickey and his team", until he fell asleep, and to continue with "The Wolf and the Seven Kids" at another time! And that's it!
If Krvavac were even half as skilled as Vuksanović, he would have issued his own statement on Saturday evening, immediately after the aforementioned spin, in order to objectively inform the public! In which he would have stated that only the Prime Minister of Montenegro, Spajić, had direct communication with German Chancellor Merck regarding the closing of Chapters 11 and 13, as well as regarding his recent announcement that the EU should start drafting an accession treaty with Montenegro as soon as possible. And that after that, German Chancellor Merck was the only one who had direct communication with President Macron. And that in the intensive communication, the French president made jokes about Macedonian President Jacob, who had been bothering him for two hours, not two days, about some two chapters and some Minister Jok. To this, Merc explained to him that Jacob is actually Jacob, a character from the Old Testament, currently the head of state of Montenegro, not Macedonia. And that Macedonia, at the request of its southern neighbor and the EU itself, has in the meantime remarried and is now called North Macedonia.
So if Krvavac had spoken out in a timely manner, Jakov wouldn't have been able to tweet to us tomorrow morning, with all his heart, how he and Macron, and not Mickey and Merco, ended the unprecedented drama of our small country. And lifted the yoke from our necks. Both ours and Joković's.
Now, nothing would have come of this, the latest circus of 12 apostles and 7 goats, if Maida had not intervened in the whole story. Jacob's, not Mickey's. That's how it actually turned out. Namely, Madame Gorčević, at the moment when she realized that the devil had taken the joke and that the boss was her trumpet, panickedly called President Milatović, knowing that he was closer to Macron than Pipun was to Andrei, asking the head of state to save us from the collapse. And so that Putin does not win in Botuna and Brussels! And that's it! You know the rest. The President of Montenegro called the President of France, only he and no one else, which you read about in the latest statement by Advisor Vuksanović, under the title, "For the sake of objective public information".
But now truly, without irony and for the sake of objectively informing the public, but really. And this case, the unblocking of KFC and two Joko wings, has shown that the true leader of the current parliamentary majority and the most serious figure among them is the Speaker of the Parliament Andrija Mandić. He has finished everything, and he is silent as if he had been sealed. He does not speak. He is actually defending himself with silence. Both in court and in the Parliament. He does not run around like Jaki and Miki to boast about how he was the one who appeased Macron and the French. And he did! Period!
Because what actually happened? For the sake of objective information of the public, I have to announce, when Mandić's advisor Biljana Vučurović will not, that in the past two days, the Speaker of the Parliament was the ONLY one to communicate with the President of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić. Not only in the past two days, they have been in constant contact for five years, but the last two days they were chatting very intensively. So that in the end, Rajo convinced Aco to call the President of France and say that he was withdrawing his earlier request to slow down Montenegro's path to Brussels. And that Paris is knitting not only three but all five chapters. Period! And that Macron does not have to keep his word and the promise he made to slow down, if not stop Montenegro, and that Alex, despite that, does not regret what he did to Macron a few months ago and bought 12 "rifles". This once again confirmed that Milo and DPS were right for ten years when they claimed that AV is the greatest brother and friend of Montenegro. Together with Zvicer, Lazović and Belivuk. Because who else but my brother would make such a sacrifice and move from slowing down to accelerating Montenegro's path towards the EU?
So much for now from Brussels, where the permanent correspondent of RTCG is reporting. Who finds out that we will close all five chapters thanks to the diplomatic offensive of Spajić and his team. Lisa Maida. Who played on Jakov, calculating that if he managed to deal with KFC, then he can also deal with France. That is, Macron. Which turned out to be true because Jakov immediately established communication with Emmanuel, the only one and period. And he can't wait to see him next Wednesday. New challenges lie ahead, which is why it is necessary for the Government of Montenegro and all institutions to focus on essential reforms and concrete results, and less on political spin. On the other hand, the President of Montenegro and his Cabinet have once again shown that they are a strong and reliable partner in achieving the strategic goal of Montenegro's membership in the European Union by 2028.. The end.
When he finished reading the fairy tale, Jakov looked in the mirror, his little son was sleeping sweetly and deeply, as if he had been reading to him. The wolf and the seven kids.
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