"An idea is not sold for an armchair", Lord Voldemort's pet clicked after his ministers Zogović and Vukićević announced their decision to resign from the Government of Republika Srpska 2.0. It immediately became clear that nothing was accidental. And nothing from the minds of the entire people of Zeta and Botun. Even less from the mustard jar of the DNP leader. This was confirmed by all the scoundrels and fools (the MK definition) who, after successfully defending Botun and the incinerator in Niš, have now moved on to a new task - to show who sold their faith for dinner. What would Aleksandar Vulin say.
From the central office, Ministry of Magic, (an address known to some new Marko Parezanović), an attack was launched on the moral code and smiles of the leaders of the current parliamentary majority, above all Andrija Mandić, the leader of Nova. "I will not give up the chair I fought for, I am not interested in the language, nor the anthem, nor dual citizenship, nor Botun, nothing. Don't bother me, reject Satan", the Service ironically wrote, with a fitting photo - Andrija with a cross in front and a chair behind! Who is the editor of the Nikšić my city page (and Pipun our leader), it is not difficult to guess, as soon as you glance at the content created there. Or you can see the declaration on the product: store in a damp and dark place, a septic tank for example, far from children and normal people, country of origin - Hogwarts.
Or as Knežević himself says in Serbian and wrapped in a traditional national flag: “Instead of fighting for the interests of the Serbian people, some people prioritize personal privileges and sinecures.” And this learned slogan is repeated by all, as he describes them, the mice, bots and colonists from Belgrade. Ministry of Magic. Get ready to watch - Pipun will appear to you more often here than Voldemort at your neighbor's. Not only when you open the refrigerator, but also when you lift the lid of the yard dumpster or just switch to Informer and Pink. All with the aim that ordinary Serbs, voters of ZBCG, in this latest outpouring of patriotic feces, recognize the new traitor of Serbs and Kosovo - Duke Mandić, head and beardless.
Tonino Picula with a machine gun and Kurti on Turkish drones will be forgotten, as will ustaša i Turk Mandić to fall out. And it's just getting started: "Part of the coalition is in the government, part in the opposition, and that's unrealistic. This government is anti-Serb and it needs to fall before 2027," explains MK.
I watch Knežević and it's like I'm listening to Vučić. Although Spajić, Bečić and Mandić are more often heard with Sattler and Felten than MK with Lord Voldemort. And when they are heard, the two of them talk about football, basketball and the incinerator in Niš. Only Đoković is not mentioned because, because of Vučić, he has become a pet and has hated tennis. Like Milo once hated chess because of Tuđman.
Touching essays are already being published on numerous websites and portals. Ministry of Magic, where the most beautiful stories of recent Montenegrin history are written. So right now we learn that Milun Zogović, PPV in the Government was in charge of infrastructure and balanced development of the North, and that for two and a half years he did not sign a single official lunch, a single pork chop or a shank. After which Andrija was named. It is simply difficult to describe the inspiration and exaltation of the anonymous authors of Borba who write daily about the honorable and historic decision of the ministers from the DNP. And thank you Rajo, for that recognition that AV is the leader of all Serbs, and Borba "a serious and very influential media outlet". But, as the Serbs themselves often lament - history is full of betrayal for us. Brother of a brother, godfather of a godfather, tribal chieftain or in a new way - armchair of armchairs.
But let's not go back to the past. Because Milun Zogović and Maja Vukićević, with their behavior, demonstrated the standards that Montenegro has been waiting for for a long time.. It is written in an unsigned essay, so we can only guess whether it was written by Vulin, Đuka or Simo Spasić. Since Vojislavljević, writes an unknown hero, it has not been recorded in Montenegro that some officials resisted the treat - traffic lights, the so-called rotation. Or BPB for short, in honor of the Brajović couple, who were specifically commissioned to install the aforementioned signal. Until Zogović and Minister Vukićević appeared and said - enough. That is, they turned it off.
Whoever is the author of the unsigned panegyric on a “serious and very influential portal”, does not praise Mandić, nor anyone of his kind, not even Netanyahu, let alone Trump. And until yesterday, they were swearing at us by the duke, calling him wise, far-sighted, thorough, experienced, smart, philanthropic, honorable, patriotic, with the conclusion that we are dealing with the undisputed leader of the Serbs in Republika Srpska 2.0. And not just the leader of Nova. And the unsuspecting founder of the initiative to have Trump run for Nobel, and Đukanović for Epstein. The first for peace, and the second for Lajčak (and not Lipka).
So that overnight, Ministry of Magic and Lord Voldemort himself, announced that Pipun was not what they were saying. Some irrelevant politician, what kind of politician, a mere puppet, a pet, a jar of mustard in which everyone who wanted to dipped their hot dog. Except for the one who was in a hurry to catch the train. And so the Serbs in Montenegro, neither guilty nor indebted, without anyone asking them, after decades of suffering and humiliation, after Milo and Momir, Sveto and Peđo, a certain Milić and Medojević, after the longest-serving leader Mandić, now got what they did not deserve in any way. It was as if a certain Šešelj had been proclaimed the leader of the Serbian world, the boss of Lord Voldemort himself, what a disgrace that would be, which both the Serbian Orthodox Church and FK Zvezda have always known and kept him at the level favorite oppositionist. Both with Milošević and with Vučić. So what would happen to the Serbs in Serbia and the Diaspora if some charlatan were to mount them and stop the construction of a collector and incinerator in Niš, to demolish Šapić and Ćaciland in Belgrade, to jeopardize their European path that they do not even think of taking, or to turn them from Trump to Putin! The whole of Serbia would rise up against him, both the government and the opposition, they would be torn apart from Red Star's North and Partizan's South, To the faggot Šešelj, or Whoever doesn't jump is a radical!
That would be the case in Serbia, and we will only see how the game of thrones over the Serbian name and flag, citizenship and chapel, collector and incinerator, field toilet and septic tank will be resolved in RS 2.0. The other day, in despair or anger, Marko Šubara, the first after Andrija in the party, spoke out, saying that no one can better and more representatively represent Serbs in Montenegro than Mandić. Period. A few days earlier, the leader of Nova and the head of parliament did not hide that he wants their demands to be fulfilled no less than the DNP, but he cannot escape the impression that perhaps now is not the time for such initiatives. "I am for rational elections and in politics the moment is the most important", concluded AM. In this way, sending a message to Lord Voldemort rather than the local chief, he himself is aware of where everything was decided.
The dance has just begun. And it will be fun to watch the war of hook and hoe, in Cyrillic, under the national tricolor, and with two citizenships in their pockets. But whatever the epilogue of that black-handed soap opera, the question remains - what did the Serbs do to God to punish them like this?! And for decades, their choice has been reduced not to the best among them, but to the worst. In the eighties of the last century, they shimmied and sang when they saw off Tito, although under his boots they experienced the greatest civilizational leap in history. Then they organized barricades and sanctions against Ante Marković in order to elect Milošević. When that, the most tragic period in the entire Serbian history, ended, they finally managed, with the help of the Americans, to choose the best. But the black hand quickly ruled against him and returned the Serbs to the canal. And since then, they have been rolling around in it again, choosing between Vučić and Nestorović, Mandić and Knežević, Dodik and some Stanivuković, whom we have never heard of. A cruel fate seen from the outside and with a lot of empathy. From the perspective of the aforementioned leaders, Serbs have never had it better. Like in that joke - last year in Prizren.
I hope that Montenegro has the majority to save such prosperity and progress. Which means that those who went to war over Vučić's voters in RS 2.0 deserve to return to where they feel best. And where they do the least damage. In the opposition.
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