Whenever the Democrats brandish the "swords of justice", meat is being roasted somewhere at the expense of the citizens, announced the Social Democrats (SD).
They reacted to yesterday's announcement by the Democrats, saying that they will not allow that party to "teach them lessons".
"Really, the health-questionable announcements and presentations of Democratic officials, in which they mention phrases like 'sword of justice', 'force of darkness', as well as numerous animals in diminutives, sound tragicomic. It seems that Saruman from the Megadens faculty has seriously entered into science fiction, while the other interpreters written announcements, like true loyal Orcs, they follow closely.
"And while they scream from the parliamentary rostrum about kittens, bitches, ducks, describing the acts of caressing, caressing and purring, in the background, at the expense of the citizens, from the accounts of the companies that were given to them to manage, they swallow bread and roast under the cover like, we will use their dictionary, the hungriest predators. We would use another comparison, but that would be incorrect, considering that it is impossible to find an organism known to science that can eat as much as officials in one meal parties known for snapping a button on their jacket will eat at someone else's expense. The bottom line, then, is clear - whenever they brandish the swords of justice, defeat the forces there and find the lost dragon balls, somewhere in the background, at the expense of the citizens, they fry fritters and roast lamb and veal under the comb Because who will carry the sword of justice on an empty stomach!
"For the sake of the public, we already know this very well, we will remind you that for this eternally hungry group of fighters for justice, votes were bought in Cetinje by righteous members of the Skaljar clan. submarine, sat the members of the Bar criminal group who financed them overeating at the expense of citizens.
"These quasi-heroes forgot how some of their bunnies hid from responsibility before the prosecution by using immunity. Then these righteous people from the epic poem, among other things, again with citizens' money, corrupted the son of the special prosecutor in order to get from him information that as they themselves said, they will later use it against political opponents.
"Lastly, but perhaps the most compromising thing related to the Democrats is the fact that they appointed a convicted pedophile as a member of the Main Board and vice president of the board in Berane, but also as a local official. Perhaps Saruman from Megadens would have estimated that the weight of this epic scandal and shame smaller if we use his style and say that they appointed a convicted pedophile.
"That's why we really won't allow this group of corrupt, crime-related individuals with various problematic tendencies to teach us lessons. Because, while kilograms and cholesterol increase, and the pressure on the jacket button increases, the support for this scam, which was broken in by the citizens a long time ago, decreases with the same intensity Thus, in the former bastion in which, not so long ago, they also held the position of municipal president, they won a spectacular two mandates, with all the positions of power and nepotism that penjanica. We believe that it deserves a fierce feast, of course at the expense of the Post Office or CEDIS," the announcement reads.
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