Just as I was about to explain to you, my dears, what was funny about that joke - and there is no worse punishment than that - explaining a joke - I was tasked by those who strictly ensure that everything that needs to be put in a task is put in the right place (it was more, if we are to be honest, a friendly request - than it was a task) - to verify what was Andrija Mandic - the president of the New Serbian Democracy, and also the president of the Parliament of Montenegro - said in Politicians since last Sunday, March 9th.
Before I continue, will you allow me to quote uncle Basa: “Rotopalanka, aka Politics, is not (svevideći - op.a) the guardian of the tribal mentality, the promoter of all the local tripe combinations and the most reputable manufacturer of the illusion of local reality. It has been like that since its foundation, it will remain like that until the day of judgment. Which - as things stand - does not have to be very far away at all.
So, "Montenegro is an ideal place to live," exclaims Andrija Mandić from the pages of Rotopalanka, "and we need to come up with a plan to become a country with a million inhabitants in the coming period."
I almost had to go to the nearest temple right away - to get baptized...
When I came to my senses a little - I suggested that Mr. Mandić first create 100.000 new jobs - both in state administration bodies and in local self-government bodies where the so-called winners of August 30th are in power - according to our old formula: one job brings four votes - so that those jobs - here I will quote Mr. Mandić again: "... let's offer people who have their roots in Montenegro, whose families, houses, land, graves are in it, the right to return and tie their future to their native land".
This "homeland" should rather refer, I would say, to the (ancestral) homeland - or rather (ancestral) homeland - rather than strictly to the homeland - to the land in which these people were born, note - with the condition, I assume, referring to Mr. Mandić's essential political commitment - to preserve and develop the national identity of the Serbian people in Montenegro - that these people still sign an oath that they are Serbs and that they speak the Serbian language - so that in some situation that is impossible to predict at this moment - they would not change their minds - let the devil go! - and then they would all cross themselves (strictly with three fingers) and proceed to kiss Mandić's almighty and all-benevolent hand - and immediately after that the Serbian tricolor in Mandić's office - so that, in the end, the President of our Parliament and all these people would loudly sing something from the "From the Head of Zeta to the City of Sponges..." integral...
The formulation "... to gain the right to return..." is also interesting - which, I assume, should refer to the famous Montenegrin citizenship - which Dunjica, my faithful love, as an honorable citizen of the Republic of Serbia in the previous period, diligently waited for more than 10 years - regardless of the fact that tradition says that the roots of her family - with the implied graves - are in our, and recently also in Dunjica's - Montenegro.
And as for the so-called spatial aspect of Andrija Mandić's idea of a Montenegro in which a whole million souls would live (of which, I assume, at least three-fifths, if not two-thirds - that is, the absolute majority - would be Serbs) - I propose that all activities on the development of the Spatial Plan of Montenegro be suspended - if there are any activities at all at this moment - and that Prime Minister Milojko suggest to Minister Slaven (it would be more of a friendly request than a suggestion) that he turn a blind eye again - so that he would be informed of the most suitable locations for the implementation of Mandić's "projects" - so that he would be informed of the locations of new settlements that would be able to accommodate those 400.000 new Montenegrins (or Serbs) who are currently yearning for their homeland...
No joke, please, we're talking about some 140.000 - maybe even 150.000 new housing units...
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If we assume that it is Comrade Jakov, the president, on March 3 of this year signed the Decree on the Promulgation of the Law on Spatial Development (not on Spatial Planning) - then it should be renamed as soon as possible Slavenovo Ministry of Spatial Planning, Urbanism and State Property - to the Ministry of Spatial Development and State Property - because what is spatial development if not spatial planning and urbanism? - comrades ask walnuts i Srlo - and immediately after that, without delay, we should begin creating legal preconditions for the realization of Mandić's idea of 400.000 new Montenegrins (of the Serbian religion) on the territory of Montenegro - the cradle of Serbism.
Perhaps before that, the institute (as the old DPS members would say) of the right of pre-emptive decision-making should be introduced - through the law on amendments to the existing Slaven Law on Spatial Planning - which would mean that the ideas of the Montenegrin champions - Milojka and Andrew - which relate to space - or rather to action in the space of our beloved Montenegro - glory and grace to her - do not necessarily have to be harmonized with (existing - if it exists at all) planning documentation - but the harmonization of these development-demographic ideas and spatial documentation would be approached post festum - which would be taken care of by Slaven's team (it would be more of a friendly request than a task, of course).
Having already mentioned Slaven's Ministry, I must note that the Ministry - immediately before the proposals for these two new laws - the Draft Law on Spatial Planning and the Draft Law on the Construction of Buildings - were to be presented to the members of the Parliament - exclaimed that "the policy in the field of building construction", in the period from the promulgation of the Law on Spatial Planning and Construction of Buildings in 2017 onwards, "has not yielded the expected results" - and since "the construction of buildings is a generator of economic development of the State" - whoever says otherwise is slandering and lying! - "it has been assessed that the policy of building construction needs to be significantly reformed and improved and therefore a special law should be adopted in this area".
So, in the context of the brilliant demographic idea of Andrija Mandić, the first Serb in Montenegro, that Montenegro "in the coming period" will become a country in which a million inhabitants will live (exist - in the Heideggerian sense) (of which at least three-fifths should be honorable Serbs - who speak Serbian and cross themselves with three fingers) and Slaven's imperative - It must be built! - the development idea of Prime Minister Milojko about the (Serbian?) Milojkovac city on Velje Brdo near the Capital and above the Zeta cold water - about those... how many housing units did Milojko say?... I think he was talking, at the beginning, about 14.000 housing units, so that this number would later grow to a full 20.000 housing units - suddenly gains meaning, or rather, significance...
Therefore, it would not be a bad thing, I repeat, it is not difficult for me - if Andrija and Milojko promptly suggested to Slaven (it would be more of a friendly request than a suggestion - because Slaven enjoys absolute independence in decision-making) - to close his eyes again, so that he would be shown locations where housing units could be built to accommodate these Andrija's friends who are burned to gain the right to return to Montenegro and to tie their future to their native land...
I am talking, first of all, about Podgorica and the five coastal municipalities - and, possibly, about Cetinje - a city on the middle stretch of the river that connects the Capital and Budva...
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